Timothy Imholt
@TimothyImholt
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Father, writer, scientist, teller of dad jokes. The guy that wrote that book you read that time, and plays that game you like.
Dallas, TX
Joined December 2010
I have been trying off and on to solve this problem for more than 25 years. Anyone want to help? https://t.co/BjeNhej7zB
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Oh I may do this. Rob Kuntz has a great idea here.
I believe I'm about to start muting people who in reaction to current event, speculative/unconfirmed posts say, "Grok. Is this true?"
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The real solution is just to start to round the totals in some way. I'm sure there is a plan out there somewhere for everything to end in 5 or 0.
🚨 HOME DEPOT IS “ROUNDING DOWN” YOUR CHANGE - AND KEEPING THE DIFFERENCE. HOW IS THIS LEGAL?? This man says he paid at Home Depot and his change was supposed to be $10.51… but the cashier tried handing him $10.50. When he asked where the penny went, she told him: “We don’t
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Can you pet it? Give it a hug?
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Oops. Accidentally erased my very Chad Christmas celebration post. I love local newspapers ❤️
A brawl broke out on Federal Street during the 51st Nantucket Christmas Stroll, according to video obtained by the Current. Police responded and are investigating, but no arrests have been made. Witnesses said that those involved declined to press charges on Saturday.
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Loved this movie so much as a kid, and now somehow I ended up as a physicist and use...well...lasers. I'm somewhere between Leonard on Big Bang Theory and Chris Knight in Real Genius.
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This movie was awesome.
Ocean's Eleven premiered on this day in 2001. Every star, from George Clooney to Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts, took a pay cut for the film. Director Steven Soderbergh said he wanted 'a movie you just surrender to, without embarrassment or regret.' https://t.co/402bIt1B84
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Zero, there is a zero percent chance.
BREAKING: The odds of aliens being confirmed are soaring, amid reportedly imminent UFO disclosures. 12% chance. https://t.co/cE1FTgiXtR
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Just because you don't understand a material does not mean it is brought to earth by intelligent beings from another planet/solar system.
There’s a moment in this clip where “firsthand witness” stops meaning what most people think it means… and suddenly expands into something very different. Watch the shift — and decide if you agree with Lue’s definition.
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It won’t happen.
Trump declassifying UFO files in 2025 is mooning on Polymarket đź‘€
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Some of the DMs and comments require a response.
Ok, I may in fact try online dating again. Anyone want to help me with the profile? How's this? 53 years old, avid gamer, full time employed Scientist (with a PhD not just making the claim). Not interested in funding your vacations unless I'm on the trip. Looking for someone who
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I'm in the mood for some Vogon Poetry. Is there a human equivalent?
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And offers absolutely no evidence at all.
🚨Former Israeli Space Chief Says Governments Are in Contact With a Galactic Federation A retired Israeli general and former head of Israel's space security program, Haim Eshed, claimed in a 2020 interview that Earth has been in contact with a galactic federation of
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There has been a lot of press claiming @SpaceX is raising money at $800B, which is not accurate. SpaceX has been cash flow positive for many years and does periodic stock buybacks twice a year to provide liquidity for employees and investors. Valuation increments are a
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I’m so confused.
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Isn't that illegal?
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PSA - Don't get stoned and tweet. No one can understand you.
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Look, Bill Paxton was in Stripes as a "soldier" according to the credits.
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Ok, I may in fact try online dating again. Anyone want to help me with the profile? How's this? 53 years old, avid gamer, full time employed Scientist (with a PhD not just making the claim). Not interested in funding your vacations unless I'm on the trip. Looking for someone who
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If someone can provide actual evidence of UAP/UFO I'll eat a dozen ghost peppers on a live stream.
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