Tim Gilkes Profile
Tim Gilkes

@TimGilkes

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Expect bad jokes and so much beer it becomes boring

Oxford, England
Joined June 2010
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katie kadue
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tom cruise to every director he’s worked with:
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@marknelsoncomic
Mark Nelson
3 years
Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.
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@joeheenan
joe heenan
3 years
Who's the floor lamp that costs £27?
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@BlackenedSunBC
BlackenedSunBrewing
3 years
On Saturday 1/10 we are celebrating our 5th birthday. We have Aeon 10% Imperial Stout (aged for 2 yrs) Our Mixed Fermentation Project 2 sour 6.1%(aged for 4 yrs) with an optional blackberry ripple syrup shot. New release Clandestine 9% Imperial Chocolate & Honeycomb Milk Stout
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@sodajerker
Sodajerker
4 years
Any truth to these reports that Fleetwood Mac are to reissue their most successful album with all of John McVie’s parts removed, or are they just baseless rumours?
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@GrumpySkeletor
GrumpySkeletor
4 years
Even I’d resign at this stage, and I’m a right evil slag.
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@CheeseCakePCK
Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG)
4 years
My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”
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@FrugalFH
Alison Spring
4 years
What?
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@ComComPod
Stuart Goldsmith
4 years
I know this joke so well and it still makes me cry laughing to read it here.
@chrismooney
Chris Mooney
4 years
This version of a Barry Cryer joke may well be my favourite of all time. Had me crying helplessly when I first read it. RIP
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@TimGilkes
Tim Gilkes
4 years
Wow. The 80s called, it wants it's homophobia back!
@BlackMetalBrew
Black Metal Brewery
4 years
Back to brewing. Hail Dionysus!! After 6 months of a total mincer. Well.. Never give up, And never surrender. For if you do - You are a pure bender!! Ugh ugh 😃 The ones who fight shall never fail. 🍺🍺🍺 Hail the Ale!!
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@NakedWines
Naked Wines UK
4 years
We're delivering! 6 of our top rated bottles Exclusive, independent wines Funded by 300,000 wine drinkers like you Worth over £60, now just £19.99 Free, contactless delivery to your door
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@pilotbeeruk
Pilot
4 years
Yes we’ve toyed with the idea of launching an NFT but we just can’t see the craft beer market being receptive to ten thousand barely differing iterations of the same thing.
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@NickMotown
Jason
4 years
I got a Stewart Lee joke in my Christmas cracker.
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@pilotbeeruk
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@MisterABK
Alasdair Beckett-King
4 years
Saying, 'I'm in a bad place right now' is disrespectful to people who actually are in Kent.
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@hausofvee
Vic 🦎 🇵🇸
4 years
this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so fucking funny to me
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@TimGilkes
Tim Gilkes
4 years
Do any of you lovely pub/bar lot know anyone who is of Supervisor or Assistant Manager level who are looking for a job (live in an option or Oxford based)?
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@TimGilkes
Tim Gilkes
5 years
Beer twitter hive mind. I've been out of the free trade for too long. Which breweries deliver to Oxford these days?
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