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Pain is a ritual

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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
2 years
They know we miss them.
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
2 years
They gerrymandered the shit out of some of these Emmy categories.
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@tveite
tommy toiletman, attorney at law
3 years
we gotta stop letting journalists play themselves in movies. what is the best possible reaction i as an audience member can have to seeing jake tapper in glass onion? it must be better than the reaction i actually did have which was "look at this phony motherfucker."
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@dcimprov
DC Improv
3 years
Two busy showrooms tonight ... @constituentsdc in the main room and @TimDamone for a SOLD OUT "Read the Room" in the lounge.
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@realtalkforyou
Randolph Terrance
3 years
I’m so tired of the praises for the Black person who is forced to calmly absorb racist abuse because they know if they retaliate in anyway they will be punished. Keep your “they are so strong and brave for the way they handled themselves” to your damn self
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
3 years
Spider-Man should’ve been notified.
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
4 years
I almost helped.
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
4 years
Trying to help Chris out.
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@dcimprov
DC Improv
4 years
Tonight in our lounge! Just $10 for these good times ... https://t.co/ZXxCujnY8K
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@dcimprov
DC Improv
4 years
Full lineup for next week ... Thursday 9:45 show just added! @stavvybaby @TimDamone #UmarKhan https://t.co/yhe0eEKrIT
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@dcimprov
DC Improv
4 years
Our New Year's resolution was to have more last-minute schedule changes and we are KILLING IT. This weekend: Excellent showcase lineup in our main showroom! https://t.co/ae0rN6qrJV @KashaPatel @TimDamone @rossbenoit352 @ParisSashay @matthew_deakins
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@dcimprov
DC Improv
4 years
Happy Monday! This week you can catch @OverachieverDC on Wednesday, then @TONYROCK Thursday through Sunday. DMV comedy rules in the lounge, starting with a crowd work show from @TimDamone on Thursday.
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
4 years
I never knew how many grown men were sooooo passionate about women’s gymnastics.
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@rodimusprime
Rod
5 years
Nigger - Donald Trump
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@dcimprov
DC Improv
5 years
Happy Monday! We've got online stand-up this week -- open mic on Thursday, then Read the Room Online hosted by @TimDamone on Friday.
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@threeguyson
Three Guys On
5 years
Check out @VintageKline and @realtalkforyou on TWO new episodes of the Read The Room podcast with @TimDamone. Listen here:
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@realtalkforyou
Randolph Terrance
5 years
Of COURSE Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren are dating. I’m sure they bonded over a mutual love of this country and lack of accuracy
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@reesewaters
Reese Waters
5 years
Roy Jones "YA'LL MUSTA FORGOT" belongs in the pantheon of athlete hip hop forget what you heard from @realtalkforyou @ListenToLeon @TimDamone @LeftistPanda
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
5 years
A White person telling me about racism is like me telling a woman about sexism. I ain’t qualified.
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@TimDamone
Tim D. Miller Comedy
5 years
Every ex hates the first jokes after the breakup.
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