ListenToLeon
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Leon Scott. Comedian. Emmy nominated writer for #OpenMicRW & #GetUpDC. @WBDAccess Comedic Voices alum. Click the link for my live show schedule.
Washington, D.C.
Joined November 2007
Yo marcus you my bro, and i know OG is the GOAT but your pops been trash talking me and punching me for years. š¤£ he dont even call me by my name. Just āshort shitā
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I really enjoyed Death By Lightning on @netflix šš½ Such an interesting chapter in American history
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Whenever you see this guy, you know š©is about to go down
Unsung Hero of film and TV, Al Leong The Ultimate Henchman!
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The best way to shut Draymond up š
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Are we gonna just ignore this Pistons half time show? The OGās going in #DetroitBasketball
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"Iām not going because they havenāt recognized Black people in motion pictures. And Iāll probably never win an Oscar for saying this, but hey, I gotta say it.'-Eddie Murphy https://t.co/WlFUrV0p94
Eddie Murphy called out the Oscars live on stage in 1988 for never awarding Black actors. āI remember being with Robin Williams backstage. And he goes to me, like, āBut why go there?ā I was like, āOh, you donāt think itās funny?ā It was more, is it funny? Rather than itās
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Megyn Kelly in 2018: "āThere's no consenting for a 14 or even a 17 year old." Megyn Kelly today: "Jeffrey Epsteinā¦was not a pedophileā¦He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girlsā¦There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this caseā¦Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophileā¦He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girlsā¦He wasn't into like 8 year oldsā¦There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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Then you should probably resign.
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I had so many nightmares after seeing those V aliens peel their skin off
For a short time, this miniseries took a hold of America in 1984. Do you remember that?
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I see you trolling š
Apparently, if you can see a tree, you're left-brained, and if you can see two people holding hands, you're right-brained š¤
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If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msnā¦ you have seniority on the internet.
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I know itās tempting to make jokes but the Bar is hard AF to pass
šØ Kim Kardashian has failed the California Bar exam
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āI would not do that to a DOOOOOOG!ā
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From Jason Weaver who played little Michael in The Jacksons movie š„¹š„¹
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Little dick energy x 1,000
President Donald Trump wants the Washington Commanders to name their planned $3.7 billion stadium after him, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.
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āSee if they got any Keith Sweat up in this piece.ā -Steven Anita Smith šš https://t.co/WBa3c1qmcg
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Everything the Trump regime does resembles movie terrorists holding hostages (everyday Americans) with no concern for collateral damage
US to cut flights starting Friday if shutdown doesn't end, transportation secretary warns
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This trailer is incredible
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Rich people being upset about elections is a good thing for regular citizens
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