Jos. A. West Bank
@matthew_deakins
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my privilege is your shield
Joined February 2020
Congrats to @matthew_deakins, the 2024 Comedy Kumite XL champion! And a huge thank you to the 23 other contestants, and the amazing audiences who cheered through the whole weekend.
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I don’t really have anything to promote but you can donate to #HelpAbuela
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Chinese Twitter is gunna crush us for the Covid-20 pandemic after they find out we ate cicada tacos
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The face I make when my gf doesn’t want to talk about the Battle of Passchendaele
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Legalize comedy
Nicheman — his superpower is appealing to small audiences
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Girls love telling people they’re vegetarian and then eating cosmic brownies for every meal
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My video content will live here now because I have been permanently banned on tik tok by the chinese communist party for personally freeing most of Hong Kong Matthew Deakins | My dad vs the DC sniper https://t.co/dkClyAQdUL via @YouTube
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Girls who spell their name illhaveanalwithyourdadanduncle are not to be trusted
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Talking about white privilege and then dating this guy
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The only thing that allows me to cope with the trauma from the Capitol riots is knowing that McDonald’s will pay my child, who’s trans, $15 an hour for the next 40 years to hand McGriddles to consultants who encouraged their executives to move every manufacturing job overseas
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Jackie Kennedy tweeting “I’m okay..” on November 23rd
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Anyone know which of Mia Farrows children were adopted from South Korea? It doesn’t say in the doc
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Really liked @matthew_deakins on the @UNDERGROUNDDC Zoom show tonight. Manassas humor is my jam.
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Wondering if anyone asked Nanking what it was wearing or why it didn’t just leave
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Worst President of all time
Biden replaces Andrew Jackson portrait in Oval Office, adds Cesar Chavez bust https://t.co/sqASg54dFw
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Can’t wait to explain to my son in Chinese that I got to watch the inauguration of our first Indian Vice President while we’re in the court room waiting to see if his mother gets the death penalty for liking an Alex Jones gif in 2011
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