Tim Cowlishaw
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Twelve years without a drink today. Back then I didn’t think I could go 12 days. Important thing is there’s a better life and a world of support ready for those who need it.
#soberlife
#drunkonsports
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Nine years without a drink today. I’m fortunate that it’s not a daily struggle for me as it is for so many. Here’s to all the people who keep battling any kind of addictions, problems. Keep up the good work! Sobriety is the best.
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Lori Cowlishaw, loving mother of Ben and Rachel, passed away Tuesday in Whitney, TX. Her life will be celebrated by family and friends in a private ceremony. As Lori was a true lover of animals, she would be honored by any donations to the SPCA of Texas.
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This only happens because we test so many squirrels...
Public health officials have announced that a squirrel in Colorado has tested positive for the bubonic plague.
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Two things that might surprise you about this NFL season:
Justin Herbert has more rushing yards than Kyler Murray.
Dak Prescott has more passing yards than Aaron Rodgers.
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A moment of silence for the 300 followers I lost since yesterday. I’m so sorry I didn’t support your President in these difficult Twitter-less times for him, I should have kept tweeting about the Cowboys’ run defense. Will get back to it soon, sadly you will be gone. Go in peace.
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I thought this was incredibly weak by the Stars. There are discussions to be had about how best to represent this divided country. Bragging that “we play the anthem” in a 95 % white league is a cheap shot and a total failure to recognize why anyone might have issues with it.
We have issued the following statement regarding the National Anthem.
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If I seem ill-prepared for tonight’s game, I was tied up yesterday in Brooklyn, but I will do my best to catch up…
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If the goal is to show Tampa Bay nothing today, Kellen Moore and especially Dak Prescott succeeding in big way…
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I would say “you should see the other guy.”
But I will say, “use sunscreen in your 20’s. You will pay for it in your 60’s if you don’t.”
Public service announcement.
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Three months ago we were sure the big story of 2020 was going to be booing the Astros...
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I’ve been here when the upper deck was tarped over. This is what Caitlin Clark does for a preseason game with the Mavs and Stars playing Game 6’s tonight. Clark has 8 in first 5 minutes.
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Thirteen. Not unlucky when it’s years without a drink for someone like me.
Thanks to Rachel, Ben and Shana for making it so much easier for me than most.
Thanks to all who have said Drunk on Sports helped them in any way, that still amazes and inspires me.
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No long speeches ,just mention that it has been 10 years today since my last drink. Will celebrate with one of the two big motivators Rachel in Cabo! (It’s ok,
@btcowlishaw
got Toronto couple months ago). Thanks to all, I am most fortunate...
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Rough meeting at the Dallas Morning News this morning, watching good writers/reporters checking their phones for emails from HR. And 20 of them got served. Familiar names to many of you. These are difficult times. Never forget the value of good newspapers...
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Oklahoma didn’t find the end zone for 60 minutes Saturday. An hour after the game ended, the Sooners have not found the interview room.
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Some will say sports is unraveling today. I would say it’s simply responding. The videos get worse and worse and more impossible to suggest these incidents are anything beyond pure racism.
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My Mom died 52 years ago today, summer before 9th grade for me. I remember a little less about her each year. I still occasionally play 9 holes with my 95-year-old father. There is a tremendous disparity of good fortune/bad luck here that is hard to describe…
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Cowboys team meeting. Reports of angry players. Hmmm. This is a surprise only to Jerry Jones, who shoved players into untenable situation.
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I’m not dealing with the anti-mask brigade any longer. You can just go to hell...
@TimCowlishaw
So, 99.9% survival rate and we are supposed to keep running scared. How long are you going with that narrative?
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That should solve everything.
Prayer vigil for the
#allenoutletmall
victims at Cottonwood Creek Baptist Church happening now. Follow more updates at
@dallasnews
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Good times at brunch at the amazing Colonia Verde getting ready for my daughter’s wedding tonight in Brooklyn…
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Hope everyone’s holiday week turned out to be as special as ours (celebrated at Musume)…cheers.
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Should be national story of the day. I seriously doubt in 40 years I have waited more than 20 minutes to vote, yet inner-city long lines are a story every election and sure to be worse this year. Our voting process is one of the least democratic things we do. Let’s change that.
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I flew to NYC Monday to visit my daughter. (Doing that tomorrow would be impossible now). I wore a mask. Everyone wore a mask. No one pitched a fit. The sacrifices our parents, grandparents made for the common good were enormous compared to this small task. Wear a damn mask.
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Twenty years later, Stars are going back to Cup Final. Remarkable. And stunning...
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FRIDAY NEWS DUMP: So that was it, my final show on
@1033fmESPN
. I got there in 2013, expected to stay about 6 months and hung around for nearly 7 years. The decision to go was mine (mostly?) and I have plenty to do at the News and
@AroundtheHorn
. Thanks for listening, take care!
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As of today, I'm still planning to vote for Mayfield for Heisman. A guy with more apologies than interceptions can't be a bad candidate...
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Brooks Koepka has won 3 of the last 7 majors, which is remarkable. If you’re wondering how many times Tiger won a major that gave him at least 3 of the last 7...the answer is 9.
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You realize Jerry didn’t say that and wouldn’t say that. He never said those guys avoid the interception that Dak threw, he simply talked about ALL those players making that kind of escape with their feet. But you got 2,000 retweets and counting, so you win...
Jerry Jones said Dak Prescott not being to pull off the last play of the game against the Seattle Seahawks is the difference between he and Patrick Mahomes or even Tony Romo. They could have pulled it off.
Wow. Did I hear that correctly?
@1053thefan
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It's Be Careful Who You Fire Day. Mike Yeo eliminates Minnesota. Alain Vigneault eliminates Montreal. Todd McLellan eliminates San Jose.
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Mavericks are only team alive in the West to have won an NBA title.
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Joe Burrow got sacked 9 times. Also passed Dak and tied Romo for career playoff wins……it’s just a stat, don’t turn into a mob.
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I don’t do the “this is where I am, this is what I’m doing” thing much but when I get a hotel room view like this, well, hard to pass up…
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Weird that Blue Jays going with Stroman who has been crushed by Orioles, team that kills righties. Not booking my flight to Balt yet but...
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Cowboys are just off. Dak missing targets, Pollard dropping a ball, Lamb on cruise control before turning it on too late on deep throw, Diggs getting outbattled, linebackers out of position on run. Anything else?
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Does he know they have video games in England and Japan? Our Dan Patrick is the worst Dan Patrick. We’ve got to do better when we vote...
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Here's part of Texas Lt. Gov Dan Patrick's appearance on Fox & Friends, where he uses the El Paso shooting to call for federal government intervention in the video game industry, more prayer in schools, and more saluting the flag, among other things.
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Trevon Diggs needs an interception at New England next Sunday to tie the NFL record interceptions in consecutive games (6). He would share it with three others including someone named Tom Landry (1951 season).
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Found my next job, rowing son and partner in Central Park...
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Rewatched both
#TheWire
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#TheSopranos
in 2021. James Gandolfini died at 51 and today Michael K. Williams died at 54. Their work as Tony Soprano and Omar will be admired and enjoyed 100 years from now…
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The Dallas Cowboys’ biggest problem is an unfixable Jerry Jones one
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Haha, I have lost about 400 since last week. And while I don’t know WHO you are, I know WHY you left. And if more of you need to go, for the same reason, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. I appreciate those who stay...
For those
@Twitter
users, like me, losing followers because you care, post and share thoughts, videos, reports of what is going on in our country right now, instead of just sticking to sports, don’t worry about it. As my mother used to say “Their Loss”. Keep being you. ❤️
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You like upsets?
The odds of me and
@bomani_jones
hanging out at the Gaylord Resprt in Grapevine were not great.
But it happened!
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No one has ever been ejected for doing less than Kristaps Porzingis. “Nonsense stuff” as Van Gundy said.
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Eight years, no beers. My thanks to Willis and to
@rcowlishaw
and
@btcowlishaw
for providing the inspiration to lead a much happier life.
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I know it’s different categories. But on same day Drew Pearson fails to make HOF, Paul Tagliabue who called concussion stories “pack journalism” and created “Mild Traumatic Brain Injury Committee” headed by a rheumatologist earns his gold jacket. Way to go, blue ribbon panel.
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The greatest way ever to handle the dumbest question ever...
My favorite
@JerrySeinfeld
moment? When Larry King asked if his show got canceled. Epic TV right here
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Gulp. This hits home about why I’m in Minnesota tonight. Wonderful people here. There will be a game played. But thoughts are elsewhere for now….
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The things we got on Jason Garrett about — and there were plenty over 9 1/2 years — I don’t recall them being so flat-out illogical as the mistakes this Cowboys coaching staff makes. 4th-and-9 trick play deep in own territory. NO ONE DOES THAT.
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On top of everything else that makes Twitter suck, it now recommends Skip Bayless tweets on my timeline. No further comment....
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It doesn't get any better than this for Deshaun Watson. And by that I mean in four months he could be a Cleveland Brown.
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And the bottom of the barrel journalism award goes to......
#embarrassing
DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting
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You can’t fathom if because you live in this country. We dropped sacrifice from the menu when they asked us to wear masks to protect grandma.
I cannot fathom regular citizens taking up arms against trained, professional invaders, but I so admire the prideful people of Ukraine.
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Not very presidential, frankly. Does not use CAPITAL letters, mention his TV ratings or talk about shooting thugs.
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Let me just say this.
@AroundtheHorn
scheduled a remote show instead of studio today because producers knew it was not a day to ask the production crew to come into downtown D.C. So
@AroundtheHorn
was prepared. But this totally surprised police/security at the Capitol???
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Anthony Reali....one strong, thoughtful man with an enormous heart.
Today we welcomed
@tonyreali
back to the show! In FaceTime he shared his feelings about his recent loss, his recent addition, and how he's getting through it all.
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Is it possible Bears and Chargers are 2 best teams right now? Yes. Yes it is...
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DALLAS COWBOYS EVOLUTION
20th century — 5 of first 30 Lombardi Trophies.
21st century — 3 of first 16 Hard Knocks features.
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NFL owners need to vote replay out for 2018. Live without for a year (like the 90s), see what biggest issues are and start over. This is a miserable viewing experience, especially at stadiums.
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Yes, this is true. Yes, this is Cuban being a moron. Nothing new in itself, only new level for him. Funny he bashes Trump for this behavior.
I'm told the Mavericks have revoked their season media credentials of ESPN's Tim MacMahon and Marc Stein. Story coming.
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The folks who say "Tiger should have called über" or had a driver...they don't really get why people end up with DUIs.
#PowerOfAlcohol
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Home teams are 8-1 in playoffs.
Must be some sort of advantage except for………..
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Met her at the Final Four in Lexington in ‘85, to say she was “holding her own” in hoops with the fellas is a crass understatement. A remarkable career, good friend, great person...and she did it all without Twitter.
Jackie MacMullan, one of the most accomplished and respected journalists in sports, is retiring from ESPN at the end of the month.
Thank you, Jackie 👏
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People think Michael is the best because he was a perfect 6-0 in the NBA Finals in an 8-year span.
People think LeBron is the best because he broke the scoring record while playing for the 13th-best team in the West and losing at home to Oklahoma City.
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Our Dan Patrick is the worst Dan Patrick...
‘I don’t need his advice anymore’, Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says of top COVID-19 expert Dr. Fauci
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Ken Hitchcock on his way to Dallas to coach the Stars, two NHL sources confirm. Story in a few minutes...
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Congrats Professor! Will never forget my 300th (six years ago)...
Welcome to the 3⃣0⃣0⃣ win club,
@ProfBlackistone
. Kevin is just the sixth panelist in the history of ESPN's
@AroundtheHorn
to reach this milestone.
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Dak Prescott has a serious right ankle injury, being taken to hospital for evaluation. Press box announcement.
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If Myles Garrett isn’t done for well into next season, it’s a joke. Total idiot move.
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I still think biggest upset of weekend is Cowboys-49ers ending up on CBS. Anyone awake at Fox?
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Gotta get up early to hit the Gold Course with Willis, 93 next month...
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My favorite moment of interviewing Jack Nicklaus at DAC ballroom a few years back.
Me: Have you ever ordered an Arnold Palmer?
Jack: You mean a lemonade and iced tea?
Me: Yeah.
Jack: Yes, I’ve ordered a lemonade and iced tea.
Arnold Palmer making himself an Arnold Palmer. Probably one of the most iconic golf commercials of all time.
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Phase 2 in NYC. So proud to be with my daughter who moved here 2 months ago today and now watching this city cautiously coming back to life...
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All of Luka’s scoring support tonight comes from the Porzingis trade. Dinwiddie and Bertans score 19 off the bench while rest of Dallas starters scored 11.
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Idiot alert. Yes, it has grown in Japan. Death toll in Tokyo is 336. Death toll in NYC is over 32,000. Tokyo has 5 million more people than NYC. Wear a mask. Copy that.
@TimCowlishaw
Terrible take
@TimCowlishaw
as usual just copying what mainstream media says about the virus. Look at data! What about Japan? Most disciplined mask wearing nation on earth...still spreading. There are dozens of other nations with the same trend. It was always going to spread.
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Oh man. Home teams go 15-1 in NBA, NHL Game Ones. Home teams went 5-1 in NFL first round. Stars, Cowboys stand alone.
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One of best moments I had privilege to witness...
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How our own spectacular failure led to the cancellation of college football
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Seven years without a drink today. Not that thirsty. Thanks to
@rcowlishaw
and
@btcowlishaw
for their love and support in making it happen.
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Timmy doesn’t go after people very often. When he does, he is dead on. Embarrassing night for “modern baseball.’’
There is no one who loves baseball more than
@Kurkjian_ESPN
. After seeing the Cash/Snell debacle even he takes baseball to task for allowing the game to become what it is.
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Amari Cooper, who missed 2 losses due to COVID, spoke after the game. What did he say about being unvaccinated? Nothing. He wasn’t asked. He was interviewed by team employee Nick Eatman. He was asked about his teammates’ support. This is the access world we live in. Enjoy.
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Get your popcorn ready. As division winners, Joe Burrow and Tom Brady are coming to AT&T Stadium to play Cowboys next season. Cowboys will also play NFC West winner (Rams or Cards) on road…
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When you say you talked families, did brothers come up at all?
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Realize I’m late to this party but tested positive for COVID this morning after feeling like I had a cold. Will miss my first Cowboys playoff game since ‘96 (I was on Stars beat). I’ll pretend our coverage won’t suffer although I may write with an ISOLATION dateline tomorrow.
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At 10:30 a.m. when I called my Dad (here on his 51st anniversary last month), he had already been to Einstein’s Bagels for breakfast with friends and the hardware store for god knows what. But…it’s only his 95th birthday today so he SHOULD stay busy. Lots to do.
#gowillis
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In Texas, we call it Dying for the Dow..............and only one idiot is for it.
Tx Lt Gov Dan Patrick says grandparents would be willing to die to save the economy for their grandchildren
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I missed 3-4 minutes of debate. Have they already talked about what they would do with Dak when Tony gets healthy?
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Feel like Mavs are one COVID protocol away from playing Romo on Christmas Day…
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