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More accurate than your favorite media member, just with more f-bombs. I'm not sorry for the content of my tweets, but you should be sorry about yours.

Joined August 2012
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@TightOff
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1 year
I feel bad for my female friends. For my LGBTQ+ friends. For my BIPOC friends. For my immigrant friends. I feel bad for everyone that is staring down 4 more years of having to endure being the target of ... Everything. For all of you, just know you have an ally/friend here.
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@TightOff
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Breaking my Twitter exodus to post this for @dgoodin24
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@NickBromberg
Nick Bromberg
1 year
If they really want to make the new NASCAR video game's career mode realistic, they should have a "family money" option when you start your career in ARCA to buy yourself a ride in the field.
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@TheOnion
The Onion
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/ccr3VmZzjD
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@TightOff
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Rest in piss
@CBSEveningNews
CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
1 year
Chuck Woolery, smooth-talking game show host of "Love Connection" and "Scrabble," dies at 83
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@hexprax
Christin
1 year
American conservatism just doesn’t appeal to me because I’m not scared of everything.. not scared of immigrants, crime, using public transportation, cities. I’m interested in other people and like talking to them. Even if someone is weird it doesn’t really bother me.
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@_6signxxx
Cxspxxr✘🧸
1 year
You do realize how firefighters being unable to extricate a victim is a bad thing, right?
@OwenSparks
Owen Sparks
2 years
Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟‍♂️
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@Jim_Villa
Jim Villa
1 year
We’ve been through this before. Stop calling them ballot dumps. They come late because that’s when they are legally allowed to count them. They tend to be dramatically more for Democrats because Milwaukee is predominantly a Dem city. Stop trying to erode trust in our elections
@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
1 year
🚨 JUST IN: GOP Senate candidate Eric Hovde of Wisconsin says he was ahead on Election Night, but then suddenly lost the lead when his opponent won "nearly 99%" of ballots dumped at 4AM in Milwaukee. Hovde also said he's been reached out to about precincts in Milwaukee having
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@TightOff
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We spend 8+ hours a day and the job we do dictates our lifestyle and whether we can afford marriage or kids. Why is this at all surprising to anyone?
@albrgr
Alexander Berger
1 year
This is super surprising to me: Americans rate having a job they enjoy as vastly more important to a fulfilling life than children, wealth, or marriage. And the gender split is not at all what I would've expected: women put more weight on careers; men on marriage and children!
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Dude. I sat through Kurt’s tire falling off. Jimmie’s chase dominance. Kyle Busch taking Jeff’s final season after Kyle missed half the year. But Logano winning this shit takes the cake. This is the most undeserved championship. But we’ll call him a 3x champ forever. Fuck.
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@NickBromberg
Nick Bromberg
3 years
Joey Logano's path to Cup Series success certainly wasn't linear, but it's indisputable that he's living up to the phenom billing he had as a teenager.
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@NickBromberg
Nick Bromberg
1 year
It's again worth noting that Joey Logano is doing LeBron-like things in NASCAR. He was anointed as a teenager. And now he's one of 10 drivers in Cup Series history with three or more Cup Series titles at the age of 34.
@NickBromberg
Nick Bromberg
3 years
Joey Logano's path to Cup Series success certainly wasn't linear, but it's indisputable that he's living up to the phenom billing he had as a teenager.
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@BrakeHardBlog
BrakeHard
1 year
Penske has given all these teams the blueprint. You don't have to be great in the regular season. Win once, then focus on 3-4 key races in the playoffs.
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Guy with 17.6 avg finish in a season wins the title
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@dgoodin24
Dylan
1 year
So many bots on the timeline today
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@TylerRichard
Brock Purdy Appreciation Station
1 year
At the risk of being called a bot…. Underwhelming champion, track and format suck
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@TightOff
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Joey Logano is statistically (3 championships) the best* current Cup driver * in the sham format
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@TightOff
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1 year
Lol you can always tell who has never been in the public sector
@OrganizerMemes
Organizermemes
1 year
I'm sorry you should not be asking if I have 8-10 years of experience for a job you're offering 75k for. A DECADE OF EXPERIENCE???
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@Goodtweet_man
Good King Tweetman
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@USA_Polling
Polling USA
1 year
"Will you accept Trump as the legitimate president?" All: Yes: 75% No: 15% Trump Voters: Yes: 97% No: 1% Harris Voters: Yes: 53% No: 28% YouGov / Nov 7, 2024 / n=1590
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@TightOff
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Literally nobody should be surprised that the teams didn't get an injunction.
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@TightOff
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1 year
Jesus fucking Christ people have lost their minds. The entity controlled by a bunch of Republicans isn't "woke". For fucks sake.
@srhooven
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1 year
@bobpockrass Not only appeal but I think he should sue @nascar for $1.25 million for infringing on his right to vote! This woke organization has lost their collective minds!
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