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RT @IANdrewDiceClay: Speaking to my elderly father earlier on, and he said "do you still watch the wrestling? It's not the same without the….

RT @ISAAC4O8: In 2016 a Curry corner 3 was more efficient than Bron at the rim 😂😂😂.

Anyone else just get this emergency alert?

tomfooleried too close to the sun and now im hosting a quiz in hamilton on thursday. stay home if ur sick, come thru if ur thicc

RT @wnbagirlfriend: just drank six airport beers 9/11 is coming early this year.

Ozzy Osbourne didn’t die for you to have a “quiet one” this weekend. Stop making excuses. Get off your ass. Grab 12-16 beers, and let’s go off the rails on a crazy train.

RT @ItsLovelyLaveau: Iron Sheik waiting at the gate.

RT @Coach_BMeyer: Rest Easy Fiji ❤️. A staple for all of Polynesia. He connected every single Polynesian together. Your music and message w….

RT @DylanHolt_: I love referring to my favorite team as “they” when things are going bad and then saying “we” when things go well.

RT @anime_twits: Ken Sugimori's original artwork for the Kanto Starters

RT @nailheadparty: RIP Ozzy. you consumed an inspirational amount of drugs.

RT @fairy_bagmother: Hey a bunch of us are going off the rails on a crazy train later if you want to come thru.

RT @STaylorOfficial: It feels so wrong to live in a world without Ozzy Osbourne.

I think there’s something truly poetic about Ozzy Osbourne who after living several lifetimes of excess, had a final goodbye in front of millions of fans, and weeks later passed away surrounded by the love of his family.

RT @GamesEarlPwns: Fucking ridiculous that it’s illegal to walk around outside with a beer.

RT @catgirlprostate: The amount of mayor related plotlines in the stuff I watched as a kid had me massively overestimate their impact on my….

suzanne paul after 3 beers.

RT @DemiCaruso: Sign in & out of MSN.

RT @PamphletsY:

RT @CookedbyShang: Change in sports is so hilarious to me because this was a NBA Finals for back to back years 27 years ago and now it’s th….