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I run an investment company. Over 25 years of M&A. Dad of 2 great lads. Husband of 1 amazing woman. Love empathy, endorphins, footy (PNE) and dividends. KTF

Windermere, England
Joined August 2019
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@TheSecretAcct
The Secret Accountant
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@mark_radders @CapitalPmh Not selling and watching your PF value decline and doing nothing is not as stressful as trying to time in and out of the market in my opinion. #paperlossesarenotreallosses.
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@TheSecretAcct
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Sign him up up @englandcricket.
@Rainmaker1973
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Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time.
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@TheSecretAcct
The Secret Accountant
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Choose your medicine before it chooses you.
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That’s the way to do it.
@UnscriptedPress
Unscripted Press
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THE 10 W!LDEST KISS CAM MOMENTS IN HISTORY. A thread 🧶. 1. Bro came prepared😭
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I might be wrong but it seems that in odd years (when there is no World Cup or Euros) there are summer riots (only when it’s not raining by the way). Never in winter though when it’s too cold.
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Yesterday I had a meeting including an accountant called Rachel. Later on in the meeting I referred to her as Rachel from accounts but I think I got away with it as I quickly diverted the conversation to referring to @RachelReevesMP and the effect she had had on sales. Phew!
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Maybe just show the new 16 and 17 year old voters this (plus all other voters too!)
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The way to get in government in the future will be just to giggle and fart and promise free acne cream.
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@TheSecretAcct
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Lots of people getting a bit wobbly about SWC. If it is so nailed on why is the share price not going up? . People realising that paying a 20 times premium for bitcoin is a little silly?.
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£1 billion!. I remember selling three online travel agents in the early 2000s when the sector was saying that High Street travel agents were doomed because of the Internet. Well ironically travel agents are still on the High Street and online agency is now domed because of AI.
@MarkKleinmanSky
Mark Kleinman
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Exclusive: The private equity backers of Loveholidays, one of Britain's biggest online travel agents, have hired bankers at Rothschild to help coordinate a potential initial public offering in London that would be expected to value it at well over £1bn.
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Imagine if bitcoin had been invented 100 years ago, we might never have had the game of Monopoly.
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It is actually incredible how a 90 year old board game is still true to life today.
@Ronmarkets2
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There’s actually some truth in this.
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Early “investors” benefit from equity fund raises at much higher prices from new “investors” to buy “assets” at higher prices. Sound familiar? 🤔.
@smarterwebuk
The Smarter Web Company
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The Smarter Web Company (#SWC $TSWCF $3M8.F) RNS Announcement: Bitcoin Purchase and SWC Research Brief. Purchase of additional Bitcoin as part of "The 10 Year Plan" which includes an ongoing treasury policy of acquiring Bitcoin. The Smarter Web Company has also today published
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@TheSecretAcct
The Secret Accountant
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A wealth tax is just like inheritance tax for the wealthy. …It’s optional. The ownership of assets can be moved outside of UK taxation regardless of where an UHNW lives. I’m all for fixing wealth inequality but we need to:. 1 think of a better way .2 reallocate public spending
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Most people calling for a wealth tax are the ones that made the wealthy wealthy in the first place. Maybe just don’t spend your money making them wealthy. Maybe invest your money in yourself instead.
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This is Mia Zelu enjoying Wimbledon. Enjoying the sunshine, the tennis, the banter with other spectators. On social media she got 50k+ likes. But she didn’t go to Wimbledon. Mia is not real. She is AI generated. Brings a new meaning to fake it until you make it. Be wary of media.
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9000. I think it’s been increasing too quickly so there will be a pull back as there usually is every so often. Just try to sit on your hands.
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So close to 9,000
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Silicon Valley’s AI-fuelled madness has echoes of the dotcom crash. Ilya Stuskever, another OpenAI refugee, also reeled in $2 billion for his company, Safe Superintelligence — but at a $32 billion valuation! It has yet to trouble the world with a product.
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Agreed. Why should I work and fund lazy arses? . “Stop giving millions of sick notes and send patients to gym, GPs told”. Streeting said: “Some 2.8 million people are out of work due to health conditions — this is bad for patients, NHS, and the economy.”.
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