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Senior producer, @TMZ. Certified nerd. Once irritated Kevin Costner — but another time charmed Harrison Ford.

Joined September 2011
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This courtroom sketch artist can take the rest of the day off . because these are just epic.
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The Marvel homepage right now with an amazing quote from Stan Lee:
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5 years
Look, bottom line: If Indiana Jones/Han Solo isn’t too cool to wear a mask, no one is.
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HBO’s ‘Watchmen’ and Seattle police today:
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7 years
Donald Trump’s star completely destroyed along the Hollywood walk of fame.
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THE SUPREME COURT OVERTURNED MUHAMMAD ALI’S CONVICTION 8-0 IN 1971. THERE IS NOTHING TO PARDON!
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5 years
Disney confirms this is real. It is out front of the Lucasfilm campus in San Francisco.
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6 years
Harrison Ford on the death of his friend, Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew:
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(Guy in the back, far left) . “Nice.”.
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Gal Gadot surprises children's hospital in full #WonderWoman gear
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There is an active shooter in their building, and they are still doing their job. I am fucking speechless right now.
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7 years
Stay in school, kids.
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7 years
Buddy of mine pointed out Wade is wearing the exact same shirt Chunk wears in ‘Goonies,’ which tells me #Deadpool2 is going to have some fantastic Easter eggs!
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The initial hesitation @ChrisEvans had over the Cap role is hilarious: "There's no real darkness to him. How do I make this guy someone you want to watch? I'm not Wolverine. I don't have dead parents, like Batman. I'm just, like, 'Hi, I'll walk your dog. I'll help you move.'".
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The Hollywood Reporter
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The political Avenger: @ChrisEvans takes on Trump, Tom Brady, anxiety and those retirement rumors #AvengersEndgame
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Everyone wanted to be Zach. But most of us were Screech. RIP Dustin Diamond.
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In 1968, Stan Lee used his Marvel "Stan's Soapbox” column to talk about the ignorance of racism. "Racism and bigotry are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today … Sooner or later, we must learn to judge each other on our own merits”
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6 years
Of all the awesome things to see, Brie Larson nerding out was among my favorite. #GalaxysEdge
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5 years
The recovery effort for Naya Rivera continues, authorities now using sophisticated sonar equipment due to the vast impediments and poor visibility under water
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7 years
Had to recently say goodbye to my son and best friend. Raised him since his was a baby and I was 22. We don’t deserve these amazing animals. If you don’t mind, give your fur baby(ies) a pat or kiss for Indiana.
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And now, a look back on Scaramucci's full time as White House communications director:
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The real scandal here is how the blueprints were leaked for the 2nd Death Star. Why were so many Bothans involved? Very un-Galactic Empire.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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The real scandal here is that classified information is illegally given out by "intelligence" like candy. Very un-American!.
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7 years
Bruce Willis closes his roast with: “#DieHard is not a Christmas movie!”
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I can’t believe it’s been 31 years since terrorists seized control of Nakatomi Plaza. Thank goodness there was that lone police officer inside or more may have been killed. RIP Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi, Harry Ellis, and also agent Johnson and special agent Johnson — no relation.
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9 years
Ellen DeGeneres just got her #MedalOfFreedom. She is still crying. Such a fantastic moment.
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Police confirm both were arrested for allegedly unlawfully demonstrating.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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Jane Fonda (@Janefonda) and Sam Waterston detained by police while protesting in D.C.
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I don't like you in a car.I don't like you from afar.I will not call you in a week.I will not text you after a strong drink.#DrSeussABreakup.
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8 years
We finally agree on something Donald.
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Donald J. Trump
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The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
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8 years
Carrie Fisher does not have an official Walk of Fame star, so fans have made her one.
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Confirmed: Active shooter at YouTube HQ in San Bruno. “It’s a very active scene,” police tell me.
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Disney is looking for a few good Avengers for its upcoming superhero land
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8 years
In the wine section, prepping for @GameOfThrones season premiere like
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Nerd alert: 'Batman: Mask of the Phantasm’ is on @netflix. Amazing Batman installment. @DanaDelany, @HamillHimself and @RealKevinConroy are spectacular. And I always found it hilarious the toy line completely spoiled the twist. Nerds know what I am talking about.
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.@shots celebrates 1-year anniversary; photo app has millions of users: http://t.co/P4YbFgA9Zn.
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10 years
"Back to the Future" Nike power-lace shoes may go on sale this year: http://t.co/d8YQJUVOiW.
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8 years
Someone changed the Hollywood sign overnight. This is real. Staring at it now.
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In this new profile, @ChrisEvans tells @THR not only has Marvel and Disney not given him grief for being so political on social media, some brass have encouraged him.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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The political Avenger: @ChrisEvans takes on Trump, Tom Brady, anxiety and those retirement rumors #AvengersEndgame
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My ❤️.
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So my friend’s vet has a comfort-dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today ❤️🐾
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The tone is dark, unsettling and shows a man slowly breaking apart.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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#Joker trailer gives first look at Joaquin Phoenix as classic villain
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Police tell me the manhunt for Nipsey Hussle's killer is “all hands on deck”
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We lost a legend 26 years ago today. Still hurts. I had the pleasure of meeting and getting to know his fantastic children a few years back. This is the feature I did then
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Vanity Fair photographed Catherine O’Hara with a drone — and I f’ing love it!.
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VANITY FAIR
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Catherine O’Hara vs. drone. Pick your fighter:
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Look, let’s be honest: there is only one man who truly possesses the resume to lead the #SpaceForce. Help us, @HamillHimself. You’re our only hope.
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He says he read every single message sent to him. I believe it. God bless this man.
@Jeopardy
Jeopardy!
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Thank you.
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@jk_rowling Scene: J.K. Rowling and @StephenKing at tea —. Could you have made a character like Trump up? . Oh, Lord no. You?. Nope. Beyond imagination.
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George Lucas on the passing of Chewbacca actor, Peter Mayhew:
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I know Bill Pullman and asked him if he had thoughts about that #IndependenceDay Trump tweet. He responded
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Hearing it here first from me and @Borys_Kit: #Deadpool fans are so in luck, the sequel release is moving up two weeks!
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Mike Myers’ statement on the death of ‘Austin Powers’ actor, Verne Troyer:
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"'Godfather: Part III' is the best of the trilogy. It won the most awards. Period."
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.@HamillHimself prepares for his Hollywood Walk of Fame star by wrecking another
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The #ForceAwakens premiere is tonight in Hollywood. Here is what opening day looked like for "A New Hope" in 1977.
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Then First Lady Barbara Bush called #TheSimpsons "the dumbest thing I've ever seen," which prompted Marge to send a letter, expressing her hurt feelings. Turns out, Mrs. Bush responded
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I am only comfortable with @TheRock opening this.
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Found: A 2,000-year-old sarcophagus that was perfectly sealed. Inside: Unclear.
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Just say it‼️‼️‼️
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Billy Idol
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Looks like a lovely day in UK for Harry and Meghan’s wedding #royalwedding.
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I don’t know…. Part of the charm was it was allegedly a one-off.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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Exclusive: Todd Phillips is in talks to reprise his role as director for a #Joker sequel and is eyeing more DC origin story films
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Happy @GameOfThrones Day!
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This one is exceptional.
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Timon (@billyeichner) and Pumbaa (@Sethrogen) steal the show in new trailer for #TheLionKing
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It’s incredible. I’m speechless. #endgame.
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I’d imagine this is a bittersweet day for @pattonoswalt. But it’s clear the renewed interest in this case — thanks to the diligent work of Michelle McNamara — led to a break. Amazing.
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The New York Times
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Breaking News: A suspect was arrested in the case of the Golden State Killer, the serial murderer and rapist who terrorized California in the 1970s and 1980s
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Happy @GameOfThrones Day!
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RIP Kirstie Alley. A force in comedy TV and a force in Star Trek.
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Special belt possibly containing emeralds or platinum to be created for Mayweather/Pacquiao fight: http://t.co/u0iTxuhKg1 @FloydMayweather.
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Sometimes, I really, truly love this site.
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"I told them our Moot is stuffed with alligators and snakes."
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Trump just went live on Facebook with “debate prep” when someone started yelling “Why do you touch women w/o their consent?!" Feed stopped.
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BREAKING: Shots are being fired from inside Nakatomi Plaza at SWAT outside. And I think a missile was just launched at the LAPD tank. Ths is insane. Still no official word from police, but something awful is unfolding here in Century City. #diehard2020coverage.
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. buys rare Ferrari Enzo listed at $3.2 million; only 400 ever made: http://t.co/sDDsSZ0TDH @FloydMayweather.
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Actress Allison Mack is accused of recruiting sex slaves by telling them they were joining a women-only organization that would empower them and eradicate purported weaknesses
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Paul McCartney marching for John Lennon today is so amazing, so moving. #MarchForOurLives
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Jon Hamm says he is interested in playing Batman: "I am a huge comic book fan, always have been. I have read comic books since I was nine or younger. And I am pretty knowledgeable about a lot of them”
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This image made by the AP's @evanvucci will be a Pulitzer finalist.
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Hannity blasted the FBI raid for more than 10 minutes the day it happened. Never once even indicated Cohen also represented him: “This is now officially an all hands on deck effort to totally malign, and, if possible, impeach the president of the United States.”
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"Steamed Hams" turns 25 today, so I gathered @TheSimpsons cast and crew to talk about the moment's unbelievable meme afterlife
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6 years
Disney, Sony:
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Wow. Apple is tweeting about The Fight, and I know for a fact it is official. @FloydMayweather
@AppStore
App Store
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.@floydmayweather is making a big announcement today inside @shots #MayweatherPacquiao see it here first:
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@BarackObama Good Lord, you are so missed.
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@realDonaldTrump Can we just enjoy a holiday without your nonsense? Shouldn't you be with your family, not bitching at us?.
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A great philosopher was born this day in 1937.
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This looks amazing. I love the flipped premise! . So many laughs.
@TheRock
Dwayne Johnson
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Enjoy the first look at our JUMANJI: The Next Level. THIS CHRISTMAS🎄🎅🏾
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So there's this guy, Ebenezer. Great guy. Friend of mine. Very smart. And people always have their hands out to him. Sad. #TrumpBookReport.
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Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) and @JamesGunn to talk about possible role in #GuardiansoftheGalaxy Vol. 3
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Selfie app @shots raises $8.5 million in funding, adds video feature: http://t.co/5yQUQl7Nrp.
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@prattprattpratt We all misspeak. Classy of you to address it and clarify, dude.
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The scene at Carrie Fisher's improvised Walk of Fame star.
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It’s AMAZING. Just amazing. Have a lot to process, but WOW. #lastjedi.
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Masterson was arrested Wednesday at 11:30 a.m., according to jail records. His bond was set at $3.3 million. He bonded out at 2:44 p.m.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Daniel Masterson, who starred in #That70sShow, has been charged with raping three women
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Here is some more fun footage of Brie Larson nerding out at #GalaxysEdge, specifically the moment Harrison Ford came out, which happened right next to me. #StarWars #Disneyland
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The No. 1 thing on reddit right now is this "cinnamon roll looks like an anguished ET.” I heart you sometimes, Internet.
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I bet #ComeyDay gets better ratings than any episode of 'The Apprentice' ever got.
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4 years
Told by a reliable source that reports of Amber Heard being fired off 'Aquaman 2' are inaccurate.
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.@HamillHimself discovers painting in London hotel room that reminds him of Carrie Fisher #StarWars
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- sees Tim Tebow trending. - assumes he was cut or performed a miracle. - clicks. - miracle. - looks up; "We see what you did there.".
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Floyd Mayweather Jr., maxin' relaxin', refutes TMZ report that Pacquiao fight is "done deal." @shots http://t.co/ZE576AAn0Q.
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Floyd Mayweather Jr.: It's too soon to talk about selling Shots photo app: http://t.co/nrDhMyxYcW @FloydMayweather.
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I asked Rose McGowan for comment after Harvey Weinstein was ousted by the Academy. Her response: ."POLANSKI. COSBY."
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The second best part of @GameOfThrones day may be the wine shopping beforehand.
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