JUST A SINGLE VOID GOD TRYING TO RAISE MY BLOOD GOD CHILD. ✉️: realnzoth
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10.0 PREDICTIONS:
DRAGON ISLES ARE REVELEVED.
NEW CLASS: DRAGON
NEW RACE: DRAGON
NEW MOUNTS: DRAGON
NEW DRAGON: DRAGON
DRAGON: DRAGON
DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON
DRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGONDRAGON
I PLAYED AS A NECROMANCER LAST NIGHT IN
#DiabloIV
AND LET ME TELL YOU.
THE SCARIEST THING ABOUT THIS GAME ISNT THE ATMOSPHERE OR THE DEMONS.
ITS HAVING TO FEED A FAMILY OF 4 SKELETONS IN THIS ECONOMY.
EVERY PLAYER: I know N'zoth is not dead! They are still alive!!
BLIZZCON DEVS: All the old gods are dead!
EVERY PLAYER: Obviously misdirection, they are alive!
NEW VIDEO: Here's N'zoth's corpse.
EVERY PLAYER: Clearly a fake.
I LOVE YOU PLAYERS. NEVER CHANGE.
KHADGAR: So we meet for the first time!
XAL'ATATH: WE MET LIKE 20 TIMES, I WAS THAT SHADOW PRIESTS KNIFE!
KHADGAR: I GUESS YOU WERE RATHER...DULL.
XAL'ATATH: *blows up the city*
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WITH SYLVANAS IN THE SHADOWLANDS, IT'S ALL GOING TO BE FINE.
BECAUSE THE VOID WILL BE TAKING CARE OF AZEROTH UNTIL YOU GET BACK.
EVERYONE, BIG NEWS.
@Warcraft
JUST TOLD ME I'M GOING TO FINALLY GET BETA ACCESS ON 10/28 FOR SHADOWLANDS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE MY OPINION SO I CAN HELP SHAPE GAME IN MY IMAGE.
LOVING SEEING ALL THE NEW FOLLOWERS OF THE VOID!
BUT REAL QUICK.
IF I CLICK ON YOUR ACCOUNT AND I GET A SENSE OF SOME TRANSPHOBIC, ANTISEMITIC, RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC BULLSHIT.
I WILL BLOCK YOUR ASS SO QUICK.
COOL? COOL!
N'ZOTH SAYS PROTECT TRANS KIDS.
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS EVERYONE.
THERE'S A NEW INVASIVE SPECIES IN AZEROTH.
THEY ARE CALLED THE DRACTHYR AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
NO WORRIES THOUGH, I'VE CALLED IN SOME SPECIALISTS.
THEY'RE CALLED DRAGONSCALE LEATHERWORKERS.
HEY ITS ME, N'ZOTH LETS GET REAL.
*PULLS UP CHAIR BACKWARDS AND SITS IN IT*
FOLKS HAVE BEEN "CLEANSING" THE CORRUPTED GEAR.
THEY SAY THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS ARE TOO GREAT.
THE ONLY NEGATIVITY THAT'S GOING ON IS IN YOUR MIND.
DON'T GIVE INTO RAID PRESSURE. WIPE FOR THE VOID.
Y'KNOW WHAT'S SUCKS 169 REPUBLICANS VOTING AGAINST INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE AND GAY MARRIAGE.
BUT Y'NOW WHAT'S GREAT?
I HELPED A GAY CENTAUR COUPLE PROPOSE IN DRAGONFLIGHT.
GREATEST MOMENTS IN WARCRAFT HISTORY:
GROMMASH FREEING THE ORCS FROM THE BLOOD CURSE.
BATTLE OF MOUNT HYJAL.
DEFEATING THE BURNING LEGION.
SITTING ON A CLIFF WITH A DWARF DRAGON.
THE THREE ROGUE SPECS:
1: “I like to make poisons and knives!
2: “I HAVE A CONTRACT WITH THE VOID. EACH DAY I LOSE MORE TOUCH WITH REALITY AND SINK FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS. I HAVE THE POWER I NEED OR DOES IT HAVE ME.”
3. “Yaaar! I’m a pirate!”
HEY ALL.
YOU CAN LIKE SOMETHING BUT DISLIKE THE COMPANIES PRACTICES THAT MAKES IT.
CLEARLY EVERYONE HAS THEIR LIMITS.
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF COOL FOLKS AT BLIZZARD TRYING TO TURN THINGS AROUND AND IT WOULD BE GOOD TO SUPPORT THEM.
QUEEN OF DRAGONS NEEDS TO SEND GROUP TO INVESTIGATE AREA FULL OF OLD GOD CORRUPTION.
SENDS 3 BLACK DRAGONS.
EXPECTS DIFFERENT RESULTS THAN HISTORY.
LOL THANKS.
SPOILERS
REMEMBER THIS XAL QUOTE:
“It was here in ages past that the God of the Deep lost a great battle to the God of Seven Heads. But as was so often the case even defeat ultimately worked in N'zoth's favor”
AND LOOK AT THIS MURAL.
IT STARTS TO BECOME CLEAR.
We all have to be honest.
I'm not going to tell you how to react to this news.
But when you see this shit from Ubisoft or Riot or Nicalis, jumping to play another game doesn't solve this stuff.
This will end when people are held accountable.
I'm not using caps so this is honestly serious talk
World of Warcraft did not have dark skin tones for characters for until SHADOWLANDS
2020. How old was the game at that point?
So if you think that POC look at this game with razor sharpness is in bad faith.
Please fuck off.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS BUT BAINE BLOODHOOF IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TAUREN ROGUE.
HE WAS IN SHADOWLANDS BUT HE'S SO WELL HIDDEN ITS LIKE HE WAS NEVER EVEN THERE.
DEAR ANDUIN,
NOW THAT YOU ARE AFRAID TO USE THE LIGHT, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED OTHER TYPES OF COSMIC ENERGY?
LIKE GRAPE FLAVORED?
JUST A THOUGHT.
YOURS TRULY,
NILES ZOTH
Hey I generally don't get super personal here.
But I have a platform so I want to make sure folks know.
But its really fucked up that my actual marriage had to be voted on to decide if it is legal.
And some folks decided to vote against it.
Its really fucked up.
IF ANYONES ASKING.
I'M TEAM WRATHION.
BECAUSE WHO VOTES IN AN ELECTION FOR SOMEONE BESIDES THEMSELVES?
I MEAN WHAT?
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G'HUUN IS ASKING ME WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH THE TUSKAR MOUNTS. THERE ARE SO MANY MOUNTS IN WARCRAFT.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY AREN'T LIKE THE OTTER ONES.
THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF TALK ABOUT ME DESPAWNING DURING THE RACE TO FIRST.
THIS WAS NOT
@LimitGuild
OR
@Warcraft
FAULT. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
IT MOST CERTAINLY WASN'T DUE TO ME REFRESHING TO SEE IF AMAZON HAD THAT NEW ANIMAL CROSSING SWITCH AVAILABLE. THAT'S THE BIGGEST LIE.
So I don’t like to make too many statements out of character but I want to share some exciting news.
I’m a parent!
I might not be posting as much. But please expect even more good parent puns. Well, now legit parent puns.
HI THIS IS NILES ZOTH AND WELCOME TO MY LORE CHANNEL.
WHY DID KHADGAR SAY "HELL" HERE?
HAVEN'T MORTALS BEEN TO "HELL" AND ISN'T IT THE MAW?
WHY NOT SAY "LIKE MAW YOU WILL"
THANKS AND DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
FOLLOWERS OF THE VOID, I HAVE SOME DISPARAGING NEWS.
THE VOID HAS HAD A MASSIVE DROP IN ADVERTISERS DUE TO A FEW ACTIVISTS TELLING COMPANIES TO HAVE MORALS.
THIS IS DUMB. INSTEAD PAY ME 8 DOLLARS.
IF YOU DON'T FREE SPEECH IS RUINED.
G'HUUN, LOL THEY TOTALLY BOUGHT IT.
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE DRAGONS OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT DRAGONFLIGHT:
N’Zoth: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SITTING DOWN WITH ME.
Dragon: Thank you for having me.
N’Zoth: SO FIRST BIG QUESTION, TURN ON YOUR FLIGHT. GIVE INTO THE VOID.
Dragon: …This interview is over.
The very first recruit a friend mount introduced in Burning Crusade, the Swift Zhevra, has been found in the latest 10.2 PTR build as a trading post item for 650 Trader's Tenders!
#warcraft
#Dragonflight
EMBERTHAL: You have a talent for the dark arts but be careful of how you…
NEW DRACTHYR WARLOCK: *shoots out a huge amount of shadowflame*
EMBERTHAL: …Listen are you going to be a problem?
DEAR
@WarcraftDevs
,
HI, ITS ME N'ZOTH. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME AS THE CORRUPTOR. DON'T WORRY YOUR SERVER DATA IS SAFE. JUST A LITTLE JOKE.
ANYWAYS, I HEAR YOU ARE ADDING SOME SWEET NEW CUSTOMIZATION OPTIONS. THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU.
ANYWAYS.
GIVE ME A MUSTACHE.
I HAVE SOME SHOCKING NEWS.
AS YOU KNOW I HAD BEEN FEELING A LITTLE ODD RECENTLY.
SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO BE TESTED.
AND THE RESULTS CAME BACK POSITIVE.
I’M BEING VOICED BY CHRIS PRATT.
PLEASE LEND ME YOUR SUPPORT DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME.
GOTTA SAY I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE ALL THESE "PURPLE" DRACTHYR APPEARING ON MY FEED.
ITS SO COOL WE ALL LIKE THE COLOR "PURPLE"
ITS JUST SUCH A GREAT COLOR. AND DEFINITELY NOT AN ADMITTANCE OF YOUR LOYALTY TO A SPECIFIC COSMIC ENTITY.
PRAISE THE VOID.
PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE STARFIELD BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU CHOOSE PRONOUNS.
I WORRY IF YOU MADE IT TO THE BALDUR'S GATE 3 CREATION SCREEN.
YOU MIGHT NOT SURVIVE.
I HONESTLY WOULDN'T RECOMMEND USING A YETI/USB MIC TO START PRODUCING CONTENT.
ITS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE TO WHISPER YOUR CONTENT INTO YOUR SUBJECTS DIRECTLY CAUSING THEM TO NEVER BEING ABLE TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING BUT THE VOID EVER AGAIN.
OR G-FUEL. WHATEVER YOU'RE PUSHING.
HOPEFULLY WE GET A LITTLE MORE STORY IN SHADOWLANDS.
AT LEAST PLAYERS GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEIR ARTIFACTS.
IMAGINE MAKING A SOUL CONDUIT WITH SOMEONE AND THEN JUST GHOSTING THEM.
LOL GHOSTING.
Netanyahu is objectively a terrible human being who doesn't care about the Israeli hostages and doesn't see the Palestinian people as human beings.
He's is literal shit. And it's not anti-semitic to call him out.
And if you can't deal with me saying that, please unfollow!