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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
I’ve let go of most of my boyfriends and I’m now accepting applications for new ones. Requirements: must love driving me around, helping run errands, buying me things, and sometimes holding my purse while I stagedive.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
@Kristen_Arnett Ok my besties dog Dolly
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@tyler02020202 How to get me to watch a movie fr tho
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
The CDC can CDEEZ NUTS
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
@Art_Vandelay_00 @powertriptx Love this! He was wearing Jesus Piece in Philly, too.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
@ElyKreimendahl This is exactly why out of all my years this past Halloween was the first time I dressed up!
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Hi (with the intention of u spitting in my mouth platonically)
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Should I only wear butterfly panties from now on?
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@TheRealMelissaB
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6 months
guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Cock ring but it’s made of onions
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
New iPhones are waterproof but are they soup proof
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Why seek love when you can microdose happiness by the way of making frivolous purchases?
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If I ever utter the phrases “unalive” “do a murder” “sunday scaries” “did a thing” plz take me out back and shoot me.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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4 years
@R5Productions Kill me if I go to emo night regardless
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@TheRealMelissaB
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5 months
😇😇😇
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@TheRealMelissaB
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11 months
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
I’m sorry to all y’all that used to get free nudes from me. That shit is currency now, fuck you pay me. 😘 link in bio
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
The hat stays ON during sex
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Idk I just like when the golden hour light hits my disco ball
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
I’m not ignoring u I just don’t wanna talk to you
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Not sure why I gotta say this but if she doesn’t explicitly say yes it’s a fucking no. Pestering someone until they give in is not consent. Maybe we don’t want to be forced so we give up. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been taken advantage of because I felt too small.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Can’t sleep here’s my butt
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
@catbiteband “Smooth brain ska from Philly if u like limp bizkit you’ll like us I pinky swear”
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Updated the ol website hehe
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Just thought y’all should see my fit for the art opening
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Also just wanna note that sometimes a woman oversexualizing herself is a response to the oversexualization she’s gotten from others and she just wants her power back so maybe before calling a woman a whore think about it. Society made me this way. Luckily I like who I am.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
It’s not even 9am and I already ate a bagel who am I
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
I leave Philly for one weekend and y’all fuckin do fast and furious without me?
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Hey y’all it finally happened! Got told to smile while wearing a mask!
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Should be napping but I’m just taking pics of my tits in typical fashion instead
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I’m sorry but this is the funniest interaction I’ve ever had on this site:
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
How long before I can’t post my tits on here anymore?
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Red Hot Chili Peppers are the worst band ever. Nothing you can say will change my mind.
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Not the @SUNAMI408 thong with the @ingrownhc tee who gonna be at TUI come find me :p
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Stop sending me memes if you’re not gonna fuck me
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@gothsconsin It’s really stupid. Or to cancel a member of a band for cheating. Grow up and just be non monogamous like you should be and we won’t have a problem. Also why is any of this my business?
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Hardcore beef is so stupid idk what ur even mad about! Get over it, dickhead! Be happy ppl like the music and support the bands.
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Wearing a onesie so my tits are out every time I have to pee
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I got hoes in diff area codes (a 3hr layover in atl)
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Normalize being hot and wearing the same pants every day
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U ever watch a porn and get turned off by the dude’s fit? Why you gotta wear that wack shirt, king? My pussy instantly dry as hell…
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Finally put some new stuff together for my site
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I’m ur dream girl
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@ColinYovng What a loser. Why work in a venue if you cannot handle your anger?
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If you use your phone in light mode I’m convinced you’re a psychopath and you cannot change my mind.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Dating literally any man just to break up with them and glow up exponentially
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People that tag their significant other in their instagram bio: are you ok? Are you being held hostage? Blink twice if u want me to get you out of there
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@TheRealMelissaB
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11 months
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Passed out with half a banh mi on my side table woke up 12 hours later and finished it AMA
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Ok I know I’m not the target audience for this but it’s true!
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I’m sorry if I told u that you could use my Spotify account and then I logged you out and changed my password because you kept trying to listen to Built to Spill. Do you still like me?
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He deflate
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I know I’m talking to a millennial when they use the gif keyboard
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@TheRealMelissaB
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4 years
Me + a random note on my phone lol
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@Kyle_MacLachlan
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4 years
Me + a random note on my phone ☕️
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@TheRealMelissaB
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6 months
is this love?
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Microdosing a pyramid scheme by selling underwear on my socials
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Does anyone else often get bailed on when they have a date or is it just me? I’m too hot for this!
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
20 degrees back home and I’m straight chillin
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I will only talk about my exes in the past tense they’re not dead but they’re dead to me.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
I’ve never cried from cutting onions y’all must be a buncha pussies onions aren’t even real animals
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@TheRealMelissaB
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10 years
Brock Lesnar after beating The Undertaker tonight! #WrestleMania30 http://t.co/hKqpq9ivir
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@TheRealMelissaB
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11 months
That rush to cum so you can put the batteries back in the remote and skip the 5 minute ad on YouTube.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Not sure what to do about this man that I know irl that dm’d me offering me his dick for content and tried to assure me it’s worth it. I really want to tag him and post the screenshot because I don’t know where men get the idea they can talk to me at all let alone in this manner
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Normalize being hot and having allergies
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2 years
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Isn’t it fun when someone sends you pictures of their black friends to prove that they’re not racist. I am no longer dating cis white men this south Philly Italian “hardcore” dude ruined it for the rest of you.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Instagram being down forced me to be productive today.
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
Finally got a mirror for my bathing room!
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
I’m not gonna apologize for being hot
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My homie @itsjustcavan made a flyer for my set on Thursday come dance with me to weird ambient goth bullshit
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I’m sorry but if you use your phone on light mode we cannot be friends because you’re clearly a psychopath
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@TheRealMelissaB
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2 years
What makes you feel so comfortable around me that you can bring your ugly pajama pants to my house and THEN try to fuck me while wearing them
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@TheRealMelissaB
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10 months
Using my clean laundry pile as a weighted blanket
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@TheRealMelissaB
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3 years
Alright, whoever is using my Hulu and watching every season of king of the hill and keeps turning on the captions: plz just say hi instead of trying to get my attention this way.
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I am not a prize to be won. I am not a challenge. I am a person.
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What’s your fav place to cry in public? Mines gotta be the post office
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Something about a blonde man just doesn’t sit right with me
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