It has come to my attention that @beige39_ben is listening to audio books and then claiming he “read”the book. I can’t permit these lies to continue. If you see him please shame him. #dogwater @mdebelts23

I keep telling myself I’m gonna start posting on Instagram and I never do. I guess I’m stuck on Twitter now.

#cerealkiller If you wanna hear the conclusion to this story. Click the link below & buy my new album. It’s called February https://t.co/PdK7u3UQmO

Thanks to Stoolie Nation and everybody else who donated. The more we raise the more small businesses we can save together #barstoolfund

“Who is the only 0-4 football team in the country?” Jets fans: https://t.co/Hv4SZhG4HA

When I visit my last place is the only time I’m last place When you see me these days I never got on a sad face

Hey, @USPS and everyone working there, thanks for all you do.

Pitchers and Catchers report this week. Baseball season is upon us!

🚨 Definitely coming back. Summer 2020. 🚨

Listening to Dave Ramsey daily, wondering when I’m gonna be hearing @brandon_bertsch debt free scream.

Does anyone under 40 still have a landline?

Are waterbeds still a thing?

Love the ppl god sent u, 1 day he’ll need em back

I shotgunned another white claw today. #SeductiveSunday #whiteclaw

I wonder when pumpkin spice white claws are coming out.

Here's a first look at the severe storm damage that occurred last night in Sioux Falls.

@RedSox More from Big Papi! #MLBNShowcase l @RedSox

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Power Rangers debuted 26 years ago today (now how old does that make you feel?) #HappyNationalPowerRangersDay