The Old Geezer
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Joined October 2010
"Very nice! Excellent plot, several twists and turns. Plus an erudite author. Recommend this one to those who like a well written British procedural." (Reader in California). Buy now on Barnes & Noble #Nook for only $1.99: https://t.co/JgFfZTwbgj
#MurderMystery #Crimefiction
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Half-way through the matinee at the Theatre Royal, North London, the audience gasp in horror when Hamlet drags the corpse of Polonius on to the stage from behind a curtain. For the head of the famous...
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Police are on the hunt for a man who drop-kicked a tent containing two homeless people while his friends filmed it on a phone
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"Totally absorbing & I could not put it down until finished. It made one realise how little we know about individual acts of bravery & courage at a time of war. I felt proud and humbled." (UK Review). Buy on Barnes & Noble #Nook for $1.99. https://t.co/PId9hbEMgW
#wwii #history
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This is a gripping yarn of capture, resistance, and liberation, revealing for the first time how a young soldier in the Royal Engineers and a close-knit group of chums carried on the war despite...
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I find the best way to not overstay your welcome is just not to show up in the first place.
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I think the closest I ever come to understanding the sheer vastness of the universe is when my wife asks me to get something out of her purse.
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“I didn’t know they let poofters in the police,” he snarled, his face twisting into a contemptuous leer. He stabbed forwards with the knife. Buy this compelling page-turner now on #Kindle for only £1.99: https://t.co/1ecoxbcu63
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A famous actor is killed while appearing in Hamlet. Revenge for past sex crimes or linked to friendship with a drugs baron? Police are stretched by kidnappings of valuable dogs and armed robberies. Buy Kobo ebook now for £1.99: https://t.co/FPjGo6gDlo
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Read "Murder at the Theatre Royal" by Albert Clack available from Rakuten Kobo. Half-way through the matinee at the Theatre Royal, North London, the audience gasp in horror when Hamlet drags the...
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My wife used to be a fine figure of a woman. Now she's a fine figure of two women. #marriage
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“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.” - Tim Vine.
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“Cut one of his f*****g ears off. That should do it.” Alex tried to scream but a hand covered his mouth as the knife came out. “D’you thing that was really necessary?” asked Duffy. “Pardon?” said Lucky. #mystery #crimefiction Buy KindleBook for £1.99.
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I took the wife out to a #restaurant last night; I knew it was classy because we paid AFTER we ate the meal.
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