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@TheNastyPastor
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collage & chaos ✨
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Joined July 2012
If you want longevity in anything, you can’t rush the foundation it’s built on.
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I should’ve taken some pointers on being bicoastal. Everytime I need something it’s on the other side 😂
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They came out with this Eczema shot and the first side effect is - may cause blindness. Absolutely not 💀
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I really have such a great group of friends. I’ve cultivated such a warm circle of people who feel like they were made just for me. My friends are some of the greatest blessings of my life!
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This is the slip and fall of my dreams! I would never work again
A supermarket worker tried to take a shortcut by pushing multiple shopping carts down a escalator, hitting a passerby and causing damage.
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Even the clothing has gone conservative. I can’t find a micro-anything rn
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i thought i was sexy a year ago and now i’m even sexier and that’s so crazy
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If I existed in a world without you before, I can just as easily exist in one without you again. At the end of the day no one is above the program.
The way some people mastered detachment need to be studied. They just act like they’ve never seen you before.
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Me this year 😂
The smugness of the person who booked annual leave from the 18th right through to the new year… unmatched.
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This is literally how my brain works, soundtrack included
She’s convinced me. I’m selling everything I own and converting all my money into physical nickels
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Forever grateful for all the love and support I receive. I don’t take it for granted
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April-October was insane let’s never do that again
i had way too many $1000 weekends this year
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I don’t like savory food and fruit on the same plate. When I see potatoes and eggs next to raspberries I gag a lil bit
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