Lily Lester
@TheLilyLester
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nyc comic ~ I also have a great idea for a restaurant if anyone wants to hear
New York, NY
Joined December 2012
since I started dating a girl I've been added to 2 lesbian groupchats per week. if you're having trouble making friends maybe try being a little gay
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Using incognito browsing to look up definitions of words I should know
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Breaking! Pro-gun advocates love guns unless they’re being shot at tr*mp
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You think you’ve seen all there is and then you see a grown man drinking a bottle of nesquik
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There’s something so humanizing about finance bros checking the stock market while vaping on the train
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I’m working laaaaaaate cause I’m a singer* *person who does not know how to set boundaries in the workplace
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Not eating bread for a week during Passover? You mean every Jewish almond mom’s dream?
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Becoming an adult means realizing you have to clean the things that clean other things.
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I love matcha like yesssss gimme a cup of milk that tastes a little like dirt
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I love mobile check deposit because my photos always include a little bit of my foot
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Yeah the North Sea is scary but you’ve clearly never had your homemade salad leak dressing into your backpack
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Playing the role of Eve is helping me connect with my ancestors and myself, writes @TheLilyLester.
heyalma.com
Editor’s note: Lily Lester is the New York Social Media Fellow for New York Jewish Week at Hey Alma's parent company, 70 Faces Media. I didn’t know who Eve Adams was until a new play, “The Great...
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See Adam Muller @Adam_Muller this Sunday September 3rd on our Labor Day Weekend Showcase ft. Lily Lester @TheLilyLester Ryan Keefe @ryankeefe & Mel Harris @melharrisjr at Atlantic City Comedy Club inside @ClaridgeAC! GET TICKETS 🎟️⬇️ https://t.co/e1ZJn4YZfG
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My optometrist said my eyes are sensitive to the sun and I said “I wish they made sunscreen for your eyes” and she said “they do it’s called sunglasses”
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Every time I go to Trader Joe’s I shop like it’s the last time I’ll ever be there
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