ryankeefecomedy
@ryankeefe
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Comic & writer whose work has been featured on the Stern Show. IG: ryankeefecomedy
New York, NY
Joined May 2008
Girl you so hot con ed sent an alert telling everybody to limit they energy usage
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Frankly many of my followers are Dirty and Stupid , and only pretend to understand the significance of my Posts.
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I think schools should let children smoke cigarettes in the bathroom but only if they’re constipated
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I don’t know why we refer to human beings as individuals when you could totally hack one to pieces with an axe. Seems pretty dividual to me
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Does anyone else use those tanning mirror things or just Squidward?
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I know someone who just married his second cousin. Which is crazy — I mean, marrying TWO of your cousins?!
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oh you updated your privacy policy? very nice. i updated my privacy policy too which is to show you my ass and balls on purpose. Fuck you
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15 years ago tonight, Tony Soprano and his family met at their favorite ice cream parlor for some onion rings. The meal ended with
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I’m left-handed, so I’ve always felt a real connection to satan
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There’s a mourning dove living on my fire escape, and let me tell you something — you’d be mourning too if you could see what the fuck was going on in here
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Dreams are just half-baked b-stories that only exist to provide some relief from the main plot
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Oh my god. It’s pine/11
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