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Habitual line stepper. Yankees Only. It's a Canes thing. Real life heel. Whiskey. Steak. Kale enthusiast. Jifs, not gifs.
New York, NY
Joined February 2009
Nothing is more American than lifting an unqualified white man to a position of power to protect other white men
this man got impeached twice AND arrested and he’s still in our face running for president. and people are still voting for him. shit is actually crazy lol
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Stunning to who? The party doesn't even try to GOTV except when an election is upcoming. They're lazy and incompetent.
@dick_nixon The D collapse in Florida is stunning to behold, and perhaps confirms the NYT/Siena theory, sir.
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Not a single announced outcome has been a surprise yet. Why is anyone freaking out yet?
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Always trust in Florida doing the dumbest thing possible
RESULT: The ballot measure to legalize marijuana in Florida has failed, falling short of the 60% it needed, ABC calls.
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Bernie Sanders being reelected at 83. Bro, retire already. Take a long beach vacation.
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This woman is counting down the hours to when she never has to speak to Donald again
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Looking forward to the annual tradition of Nate Silver hedging his bets by predicting every possible outcome for the election to then afterwards claim how right he was and how stupid people are for not understanding his methods or analysis.
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Woof, are you even trying to win with this lineup?
Highlights from an epic rally with soon-to-be Speaker @RepJeffries, @TishJames, @GovKathyHochul and more. Tomorrow we win this, Suffolk County. Get to the polls!
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You don’t have to be an advanced data scientist to dive into the early vote numbers and not see Harris is in very strong position heading into Election Day. Anything can happen, sure, but it would require a monumental shift not observed anywhere for her not to win.
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If you took Miami -21.5, you have gone through some things today.
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Maybe the Yankees can have Cashman’s kids do the next audit
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I don’t even know how to fix the Yankees given they’re not going to make a change in leadership either in the front office or behind the scenes. They’ll just keep trying to run it back and hope they get lucky one year while being completely blind to the problem being themselves.
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Mistakes are a defining feature of Aaron Boone led teams
The #Yankees lost this game because of mistakes, a trend for this team all year long. That fifth inning meltdown on defense, with all that was at stake, was incomprehensible … a catastrophe that’s going to sting for this team heading into an extremely important offseason.
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Looking forward to Boone getting extended and watching the Yankees suffer excruciating playoff loss after playoff loss for the rest of his tenure.
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No other way to say it, the Yankees choked that game away
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Couldn’t start the inning with Weaver because the idiot manager used him in Game 3 down 4 runs and he was trying to buy outs again.
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