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@s8n
I see no better use for that parchment.
Be sure to roll a fatty with Leviticus 25:45 and 18:22.
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@JackPosobiec
I've gotta tell ya Jack, we've gone through the archives twice now — there's no indication of Catholics ever "being silent" since the founding of Catholicism.
Could you please share some additional context about which period you're referring to here?
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@kirawontmiss
Because the region was built to retain heat during winter months, with little attention to staying cool in the summer.
Also, most of the infrastructure was constructed with materials only stress tested or approved for temperatures of up to 80°f.
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@s8n
Dinosaurs also maintained an inhabitable planet for ~165M years, and didn't rape children.
Church attendance does appear to be a rather impactful variable.
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You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
...Boy did that go well
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@s8n
Alright killer, calm down.
If they're human, they're probably already heading there anyway.
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I created the intelligent for a reason, you bumbling chucklefucks.
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The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a DlCK?
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You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
...Boy did that go well
#LGBTQ
#TransDayOfVisibility
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Shout out to Michelangelo for the uncanny accuracy achieved in this depiction of me.
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@albert12798
Don't waste your time. We have a strict "no humans" rule up here.
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@ArianSerrano1
What book?
You talking about the collection of literary works, authored by humans ~300k yrs after I created ur species?
If I wrote that, don't u think I might have been a little more focused on ecological maintenance than ur harmless social interactions?
The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a DlCK?
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@s8n
Rule of thumb: If humans created it, it's probably in hell.
However, unlike copies of biblical scripture, I haven't mandated hourly burnings of hentai in the underworld.
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The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a DlCK?
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@s8n
In my defense, that was supposed to be a primate disease.
Who would have thought humans would abuse their own bodies so egregiously?
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I had nothing to do with this conception.
Why do people always assume I'm banging their wives? ...and why are they seemingly okay with it?
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