Horatio Octavius Camelson
@TheH8Camel
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The strikes in Iran arenβt illegal. Theyβre just undocumented so itβs ok.
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Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter
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Women donβt jump out of cakes like they used to.
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Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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Let's play a game: AI, Intern, or Zombie?
What has unfolded in Minneapolis this past month betrays our most basic values as Americans. We are not a nation that guns down our citizens in the street. We are not a nation that allows our citizens to be brutalized for exercising their constitutional rights. We are not a
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Ozempic? Try Marlboro. Prozac? Try Miller Lite. Adderall? Try White Monster. There is always a natural alternative to everything.
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Stack up or shut up.
If ICE can shoot anyone they want, and not be punished for it, what recourse do we have but civil war? https://t.co/JJ5JxH0hGJ
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And a lot more historically accurate too ;)
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now bring us some figgy pudding bitch
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A real Camel cigarette commercial with Santa Claus. Back when we had a proper country
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Same vibe.
I shouldn't be allowed to drink.
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In four years time he'll have been homeless for three years.
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Fuck it, I'll be that guy. It's not racism if even they can't tell each other apart.
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How I feel as a traditional smoker in a world full of vapors
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If you're praying in the middle of a playground, mocking you isn't the biggest terrorism. Cutting off your head on the see-saw or barbecuing your ass on the monkey bars because you wouldn't convert would be a terrorism. That kind of shit has been a one-way street historically.
Denying Muslims to pray or mocking them while praying is the biggest terrorism. Stop it or face the wrath of Allah.
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Seriously, why should we care what a bunch of baguette-munching muslims think about America?
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Do you have any idea of the image we have of the United States in France? Would you like me to tell you? It's worse than you think.
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