Danger Taco
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Esports caster & host ๐ฎ Collegiate RL obsessive ๐ฎ As seen on @RLEsports, @DreamHackRL, @RaidiantGG, @CollegeCarball ๐ฎ Contact via DM or email ๐ค
Joined November 2018
๐จNEW YEAR COMING, NEW REEL NOW ๐จ. LAN experience with extensive work in RLCS-level, collegiate, & women's RL โฝ๐. Need a team stream caster? I've worked with:.- OG Esports.- G2 Esports.- Shopify Rebellion.- M80. Let's talk!.โ๏ธ TheDangerTaco (Discord).โ๏ธ dangerobject@gmail.com
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@DiscussAvatar Older? Sure. That doesn't change the character in important ways. More feminine? Yeah that's fine. It's not like the whole point of Toph is that she's rejecting those norms of "proper" behavior society says women should embody and living her own form of femininity. OH WAIT.
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@lydiakauppi What makes this performance an 11/10 for me is how he's a safety, so a position obviously not likely to score and get to celebrate. But he gets a pick in the endzone and immediately has that shit locked and loaded haha.
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@ThaGod_Canon Obsessed with the massive buildup only for her to then deliver a pass so bad that her wide open teammate has to dive for it.
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Vatira blows a kiss across the stage and Joyo catches it โฅ ๐ฅบ
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The "he's awkward" comm is the "he's 1-shot" of Rocket League.
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@JoshhTerry "I can watch the movie faster!". People who think of movies as info dumps of plot to get through rather than emotional experiences to take in as the director + editors intended just make me sad. Why even bother watching, just read the wiki synopsis ๐ญ.
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WHAT IS THIS ESPORT ๐ฑ. OpTic comes in this season rough (to say the least) and now they're a team REVERSE SWEEPING FaZe to secure the Major. This team is one of the BEST stories of the season. Look at the emotion ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
BOSTON AWAITS YOU, @OpTic ๐ . With a successful reverse sweep over FaZe Clan in the NA Spring Invitational, OpTic Gaming have locked in their spot at the 2023 #RLCS Spring Major! ๐ฑ . ๐ฅ @AYYJAYYRL .๐ฅ @Retals .๐ฅ @MaJicBear .๐ฅ @RAWGREGRL.
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Now personally, if my coach was fired and publicly stated that I was unmotivated and uncoachable to the support of all of RL twitter, I'd be determined to produce my best gameplay ever to shut everyone up. But I guess the FaZe roster is just different ๐ฅ๐ฏ
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Don't let all the RLCS results today distract from the most insane statistic ever from Brad
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Itachi is an elite talent in the best region in the world. But his true impact is seen through Gentle Mates unsure how to make it work without him. NIP is guaranteed another Top 6 while M8s are out of Open 2 ๐ฌ
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Behold: peak. 6-touch passing play with 2 randos; historians will call it the Farmstead Weave
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I SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED FOR GETTING A C3.I SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED FOR GETTING A C3.I SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED FOR GETTING A C3.I SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED FOR GETTING A C3.I SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED FOR GETTING A C3. I'm fine, we're fine, solo queue is flawless
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YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR HOW PSYCHOTIC THE FIRST KICKOFF STRAT IS.
To make things even crazier, Complexity scored with 13 seconds left in this game to go up 4-2. They were on match point. Here's how that game ended:. #RLCS | @RocketStreet | @NIPBR
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I love the idea of Daniel's family maybe not getting esports being like "yeah I guess I'll cheer for you in your little gaming event". Then fast forward to 5000 people chanting their son's name as he dominates #RLCS.
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@cooki3faun Nothing says "I'm happy and confident in this decision" like repeatedly texting back that's you're gone like fr fr this time.
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Vitality tryna snag ExotiiK + M0nkeyM00n to go with Zen ๐ณ. Orgs tryna save money next season, but VIT like
Sources: Team Vitality are in discussions with M0nkey M00n regarding a potential transfer ahead of the RLCS 2025 season. With M0nkeyM00n's contract expiring this offseason, he will be a free agent. If the move is finalized, the implications for the future of Team BDS in
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Vitality, a yellow color team being on green while OXG being a green team on orange. This has ruined my day with a critical hit, no chance of recovery
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Most pros start thinking of retirement around early 20s in Rocket League, but this isn't the norm in other esports. Who do we think is going to be the pro to prove that age isn't as big of a deal?. My money is on GarrettG.
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PSA:.It can be enraging to only have 2 "real" choices. But if you feel tempted to go with a third or even fourth option, you are wasting your time. What's the end goal, to feel unique? Get attention?. PLEASE just use an Octane or Dominus hitbox, stop using off-meta cars.
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@senko514 Honestly that box isn't even big enough to fit the 16 inch. This was rigged from the start.
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- Firstkiller LFT. - Comm's contract not being renewed at V1. I DON'T CARE ABOUT CHEMISTRY AND SYSTEMS, JUST GIVE ME THE SUPERTEAM OF SUPERTEAMS. FK, DAN, AND BMO CAN SAVE US, NA .๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ญ๐ค
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JKnaps can't retire man, look at what this he's doing to put KCP Top 8 ๐จ
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Firstkiller joining GenG officially is a big deal, but historic for another, weird way. Idk if we've ever seen a roster with more top 1v1 talent than this
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Now comes the time to test a theory I've had to for a while. Do people in esports like the ORG or do they follow particular players?. Now that 3 of the biggest faces in the scene are off the org, I'm intrigued if we see fans embrace the next generation of talent NRG recruits
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It's interesting to think that there might be a generation of RL fans that will come into the scene like "ha ha Rizzo goofy streamer washed SSL". But the not realize the man was a staple on one of the best teams in the world for a REAL long time
Rizzo really about to make Winter Major huh.
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@Schaffrillas I felt like older CinemaSins was genuinely bringing up screenplay issues and discontinuity in sets / props / takes and was funny for that. Then they wanted 50x more sins so they began just critiquing literally everything and thus became less fun ribbing and more annoying nitpick.
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GarrettG is gone, but let's not forget his true legacy with the most iconic tweet in RLCS history
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You walked ๐ถโโ๏ธ . so she could run ๐โโ๏ธ
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Majic: I got it.Cheese: Got your touch.Retals: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Gen G comms video please ๐.
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BDS, the current RLCS world champions, finished 5-8th in the EU Fall Open after losing in 7 to the newly-signed Quadrant roster of eekso, RelatingWave, and Kash. How did this happen?. Here's the analysis:.
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@rehab_kyle The young mind cannot comprehend how bad it was. I got it and thought "how unlucky could I be to get a broken one". When in reality, compared to it staying functional, it was THE MORE LIKELY OUTCOME
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@JordanUhl Business school at my undergrad was almost entirely filled with frat bros. Thought it was just a stereotype at my school until I mentioned it to others and realized business degrees are the frat bro natural habitat.
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Now that LAN Diego is over, it's time to talk about what has devastated my life recently. With bad comes potential good:. As of April 6th, I am no longer a psychology Ph.D. student. And as of today, I am exploring full-time content and casting
Heads up to anyone who sees me in SD: today I was informed of something that has destroyed me, and my mental health is not okay. Not ready to talk about it yet, so if anyone sees me and I seem off, know that is why. Still excited to see everyone. Hoping for an incredible major โค.
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Jorby and Daz really called FK's room messy and his workout weak before that Game 7 ๐ญ.
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Dignitas, a new makeshift roster of Dreaz, Andy, and Delta took down World's #3/4 finisher FURIA in round 5 of the NA Top 16 ๐ณ. How did this happen? . Here's the analysis:.
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Version1 a SOLID contender for Weirdest Split Award:. - Spring Open: 9th-12th. - Spring Cup: MFING CHAMPS ๐๐ฅ๐ช. - Spring Inv: 9th-12th. What have we witnessed ๐ญ
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G2 having nearly identical scores and TWO MVPs is wild, idk if I've ever seen that
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Vatira casually inventing new kickoffs in real time, what in the world is this
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So uh, I got 8 Mendoza Pro wheel codes ๐. Want one? Follow, and give this tweet the ol' retweet + like combo. I'll select 8 of you at random at 12:00 PM EST on Wednesday. แดฌหกหขแต แดต หขแตสณแตแตแต แตโฟ แตสทโฑแตแถสฐ หขแต แตแตสธแตแต แถแตโฟหขโฑแตแตสณ แถสฐแตแถแตโฑโฟแต แตสฐแตแต แตแตแต
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Taught my first Zoom lecture of the semester today from my office setup. ๐ข๐ต ๐ป๐ผ
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Not all team breakups are bad, no shame in wanting to try something else. Besides, look at the success players can find!. Dig breaks up and:. - AppJack gets 2nd in the NA Open. - Joreuz wins the EU Open. - Scrubkilla probably ate a tasty sandwich this weekend.
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This past weekend, Spacestation Gaming fell 4-1 in a NA Fall Open semifinal loss to new org Gen.G Mobil1 Racing. The same Gen.G team that went 1-3 in the NA Top 16 Swiss Qualifier only 9 days earlier ๐ง. How did this happen?. Here's the analysis:.
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Don't worry traders. Surely Psyonix wouldn't ever put Alpha Boost in the store, right?. Right?.
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I've seen this tale before.
Heartbreaking way to end the season but it was a great one overall. Top 8 at worlds, I swear to you and myself that Iโll get to 1st place again Iโll put that on my life. GGs to KC ๐ . @GenG | @Mobil1 | #TigerNation.
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MRW the champ 3 players in RLCS chat SWEAR they could hold their own in an RLCS game.
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Genuinely curious what happens to Sypical and Mist in the offseason. I wouldn't be surprised to see them retire, or resort to signing to a lower-prestige org. Dirty laundry allegations about motivation and hours came out, not sure what major org will want to take a chance ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Well that's a new one. Got paid a week ago for a cast and then today the prod company contested their payment after I already put it in the bank to pay for my move ๐. How about NO ๐๐๐ญ๐
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Now that the regional is over and we've seen DIG pop off, shoutout to Rapid for being the best talent scout out there
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Nah, these pro players are getting too confident cuz wtf is this
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During the NA Fall Cup, OpTic lost in Game 7 to NRG, a team that has faced criticism for their drop off in consistent event placements since last season. The NRG victory solidified the roster's first RLCS Top 4 finish in over 150 days. How did this happen?. Here's the analysis:.
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Insane potential for this to be all-timer RL Esports tweet
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While Psyonix is adding popular requests, can we make it so duo queues in 3s need to be within 100 MMR of each other?. 300-500 MMR is not "close enough" it's actually just punishing the random 3rd with a near-guaranteed loss ๐
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"how can casters analyze when they're not the highest rank??". And I took that personally ๐
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I'm gonna be deadass, RLCS Worlds should give the open MENA spot to Retals, Majic, and Cheese (RMC). - NA #5.- MENA can't find fill.- No region can get visas in time.- RMC was behind only G2 in Shift Summer League. Either RMC goes, or we have 15 teams and Swiss is hecked up ๐.
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@oncloud_e Rich person calls out ultra-rich = hypocritical and bad.Poor person calls out ultra-rich = jealous, seething loser. So I guess no one can criticize the rich, unfortunate.:((((((((.
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What the What NA.world copers .sees see
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This on my screen during an NA regional ๐คข. I'm sick ๐คข I can't do it, man ๐คข my hands shaking
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Kash & Joyo are to the Mustang Mach-E what Chaussette was to the Fennec. This car is EVERYWHERE in ranked since the Major ๐คฏ
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@Ainrun_ttv The redeeming factor for winter lanterns in BB is you could farm the ones in the Nightmare of Menses for insane weapon damage gems (20%+). The ER version is one talisman then nothing.
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@thefemiurge Bro says "females" and yet is genuinely baffled why he's not raking in sexual partners. People can watch confident, charismatic dudes pull and still be like "I'm none of those things and more attractive! Make it make sense ๐ฉ".
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MFW my sister gives birth mid-series while I'm casting and my family is yelling at me for not saying anything in the group chat ๐
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This is the top .00001% of players, everyone. You may not like it but this is peak performance on both sides of the ball.
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Lads, NA RLCS is so fucking back.
โโ ๏ธโ Earth Update โโ ๏ธโ . - Re-added France back to the map. - France is now a state in the USA. - Removed France from the EU
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Stizzy playing with arms on table fills me with so much rage, I can't explain it
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GenG Mobil 1 Racing, a team without a decal in the item shop, beat FaZe Clan in the 4-0 in the NA Fall Invitational grand final. How did this happen?. Here is the analysis:.
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Been saying this since last season, Jorby's like a librarian .๐ด๐ด๐ด
I don't know what happened but I've seen more than a few comments of people saying I only really get hyped/passionate for SAM teams when I cast. That's so far from the truth, and you'll see that today.
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Some of you might know me from RL, but psychology is my first love ๐ง . I defended, y'all. Master's degree: โ
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I had a coaching session today and asked the client why he wanted coaching. "My daughter and I used to play together in champ, but she's a GC now so I want to improve so we can play together again". ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ MY HEART ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Me: ranked teammates blow, I just gotta carry. My carry:
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Firstkiller BM or genius?. Lowkey I love plays like this in ones, it's next level taunt + clock management ๐ง
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It's still so crazy to me that Moist can win the Spring Major last season, come 5-8th at Worlds. and then lose Vatira from the roster ๐ค. No problem! It happens! HEY LOOK, 2nd place at the 2022-23 Fall Major!. Rise leaves. ๐ญ. What the hell is going on over there?
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@RLEsports @Geekay_Esports @Joyokamii @OalyRL @ArchieRL_ @NickOnRL It's really not a major without Joyo, Vatira, and Rise. THE MAN FOUND A WAY
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Last week: Vatira is not Top 4 for first time in 27 events. This week: KC does not qualify, Vatira out of main event for the first time in his career. Karmine Corp, bb, what's going on over there ๐ฐ
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Just saw a 1700 try and cut a rotation and steal an air dribble from their teammate. which was Lostt. The ranked egos are out of control, istg.
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Remember, Shopify Rebellion like to be called the last part of their name- it's the Rebellion, not just "Shopify". Same way that you should call GenG Mobil 1 just "Mobil1" and G2 Esports was famously called "Esports"
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RL players impress me with the tiniest shit. what even is this, @AlexZapatos?. (via @FeerTwitch)
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This is no doubt the WILDEST matchmaking in all my years. How am I 500 MMR above my teammate ๐ญand how is an opponent 800 MMR above ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Squishy's career may be over, but it's only right that he went out hitting an ABSOLUTE BANGER ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ. Farewell, Muffin Man ๐ซก
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With their season over, FaZe is officially my biggest "what if" team of all-time. Sky-high potential, incredible skill, and some of the best contracts in RL. So much cultural significance in the scene, it's a shame this past week will likely be their legacy ๐
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Yan x Money beef TL;DR. Yan: Screw you for complaining about trolling scrims, get rekt. Money: You shouldn't have trolled anyways, it's bad to waste our time. Yan: Heck you, here is a picture of my girlfriend!. Yan fans: MASTERFULLY PLAYED, SIR ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ.
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I've seen enough. Give APAC and MENA 5 major spots, EU is washed โผ
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