Duncan Thaw
@ThawDuncan
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The world is only improved by people who do ordinary jobs and refuse to be bullied.
Joined July 2020
Not even the best phone call scene in the movie…
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Between Two Ferns for women
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What have I been telling you? On Friday's your workday ends when? Sometimes it doesn't even begin.
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Steadfastly refusing to ever be impressed by the parlor trick of telling me something mundane was AI produced. The whole fucking point is that it writes passably
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I dig the way you do business, SVB. Your money's being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood near the In n Out burger. He's a brat but I'm sure your goons can get it off him, he's 15.
SVB Has Gone Under Completely — The Second Biggest Bank Failure in U.S. History @TuckerCarlson: "When customers showed up at SVB's branch in Manhattan today to get their deposits back, managers called the police. So what we have here is a 1929-style bank run. And that's not a
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It’s healthier, there’s not as much sugar, I aggressively yell-talk while biting my 7th daily can of coke open with my teeth
you could make Coca-Cola healthier by swapping caffeine for amphetamine. You require far less sugar if you have to cover the flavor of only 3-5mg amphetamine vs 35mg caffeine
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Anti-Natalists enjoying their brief reprieve from being ethical black sheep as EA sucks up the entire economy
This is a thread of my thoughts and feelings about the actions that led to FTX’s bankruptcy, and the enormous harm that was caused as a result, involving the likely loss of many thousands of innocent people’s savings.
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@chaoticitgirl @BuellerTexas what were ya poastin' on ur laptop?
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this is what a UK curry shop looks like at 2AM
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yell-talking on zoom about “clearing up my swim lane” for the 11th morning huddle in a row at the NYPL
why pay $300/month for wework if you have this free coworking space in the heart of manhattan
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The Man Without Qualities, A Nietzschean and modernist supernovel of the 20th century, a man in search for greatness in a sterile europe which was neither modern nor traditional, Where the need for great men was long gone, everyone reduced to a specialist a clog in the machine.
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I've reached the point where I'm having to reset my password every time I want to use my bank, credit card, email I love the future
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How many times have they had to explain to Biden what GameStop is?
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Say what you will about Tr*mp, but it's clear as day what side of this he'd be on (at least publicly). Yesterday would be a victory lap about an American company BOOMING, today would be about how the game is RIGGED. CHINA.
What do you think of this tweet? Makes pretty good sense, no? Check out the next tweet in this thread to see who said it. 👇🏻
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This is RIDICULOUS! Why does the WNBA get to have their normal fan attendance, but other sports can’t?
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