That’s Rodeo
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Joined October 2020
When you’re making a 2 AM Microwave Quesadilla and that timer hits :01
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I know this elderly lady who's spent her life running a thankless nonprofit in my city that runs purely off of small private donations (i.e. people passing a plate around at church). There is no ROI in donating to her org, because it's genuinely and completely dedicated to
One of the organizers of the Minnesota church invasion runs a non-profit that is a slush fund for her own expenses. In 6 years, her salary has significantly exceeded all the money the non-profit gave out. The largest donor? The Walton Family foundation https://t.co/ea1H3spKLV
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Everyone wishes to be a hero at least once in their lives; if even for the briefest of time. Not many get the chance to meet that moment head on, let alone conquer it.
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This is the pinnacle of all sports plays: - Coach grinded for years, worked for peanuts before getting his shot. Infinite swag. "I win, Google me." - Losingest team in CFB history. Now 15-0 and playing for a natty. Biggest turnaround ever. - QB grew up in Miami. Tried to walk
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Cows are supposed to be part of the suburban landscape. Sheep too. Your kids should listen to mooing and clucking as they wait for the school bus. They should see calves and lambs pop up out of nowhere in the springtime. They should feed apples to horses as they ride their bikes
explaining to a child why they do not have cows at the zoo. “cows arent really an exciting animal”. well, this isnt true for her. many people probably would be excited if the zoo had cows. perhaps we have all been misled
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So God is real and set us apart in the Firmament on a perfect island of life in a universe that was made to show His overwhelming power and majesty? No shit buddy.
NEWS🚨: New evidence suggests Earth is trapped in a void 2 billion light-years wide
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The University of Nebraska debunks the manipulation behind cow farts/burps and methane: “They have not accounted for the capture part, they only account for methane being released. Carbon capture in soil and grass - helped out by cow grazing and manure - can far outweigh the
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Here it is. University studies find that ruminants like buffalo and cattle on the plains are beneficial to the environment while reducing carbon in atmosphere. So our cows are eating lush green pasture and we now find out that’s a good thing 🤨 It was always fake science —
The University of Nebraska debunks the manipulation behind cow farts/burps and methane: “They have not accounted for the capture part, they only account for methane being released. Carbon capture in soil and grass - helped out by cow grazing and manure - can far outweigh the
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The premise of a new Robert Earl Keen song just dropped
18-wheeler crashes this morning spilling oil and honey buns in the westbound lanes of I-30
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Broncos fans going into the AFC Championship with Jarrett Stidham as their QB
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One last rodeo
Broncos QB Bo Nix suffered a season-ending broken bone in his ankle during today’s overtime, victory over Buffalo.
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Broncos QB Bo Nix suffered a season-ending broken bone in his ankle during today’s overtime, victory over Buffalo.
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Just fell to my knees at the western stock show.
Heartbreaking. #Broncos QB Bo Nix’s playoffs are over. He’s having surgery to repair a broken ankle, coach Sean Payton announced.
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Bronco fans
Bo Nix to undergo season-ending surgery on broken ankle.
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X-Ray footage of Broncos fans gently setting down their phone after getting the Box Nix notification
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With Bo Nix out for the season, Denver’s starting QB for next Sunday’s AFC Championship Game will be Jarrett Stidham. His backup now will be Sam Ehlinger.
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Broncos fans hearing the Bo Nix news while celebrating a playoff win
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