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Toby Keith was a racist, misogynistic piece of garbage. I know Natalie Maines is out there smiling somewhere.
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All the people in my mentions about what I said about Toby Keith have me rolling.
I don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. That guy sucked as a human and cared more about selling patriotism than being a patriot.
Kris Kristofferson clocked his chickenhawk ass long ago.
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Not enough people are afraid of the open ocean and it shows. Public speaking and fire are more common fears, but the open ocean like this is one of mine.
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American taxpayer money is not going back to the people. It’s being sent to Israel to help commit international war crimes.
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Kirk is the best catcher in the American League right now.
And it’s not even close.
Alejandro Kirk among qualified AL catchers:
.852 OPS (1st, 2nd is .671)
.311 AVG (1st, 2nd is .209)
.391 OBP (1st, 2nd is .294)
52 Hits (1st, 2nd is 43)
#BlueJays
#NextLevel
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I had to get a peach tattoo, and this one turned out pretty fuckin rad.
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I’m so glad Lily Pulitzer is out of style now cause can you imagine having to see the patterned masks that every basic girl would’ve been wearing?
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I may get roasted for this but I don’t care...
Egg Nog is absolutely vile and I cannot stand it. I don’t get how you guys drink it.
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You know they still make manual cars right? And we understand what a clutch is?
How to confuse a millennial.
Shhhh,,, don't give it away.
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Millionaires asking for average citizens to donate their money just drives me crazy.
You can donate 1000x what I could and not make a dent in your savings. I could donate what I can and have to think about what I have left after.
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@Bengals
Thank you and your fans for the class you’re showing in this situation. As a Bills fan, it goes such a long way.
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If you don’t look back at High School Musical and think that Sharpay got screwed over, you need to get your head straight.
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You ever realize you were in an incredibly abusive relationship after the fact and it takes you years to truly process and heal from the damage that relationship did to you?
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@Jackiealbers3
Here’s the thing though. Even if you have your opinion, you posted it on a public forum and people are entitled to their opinions on your publicly stated opinion.
Also, people can dress however they want, including showing off their nipples, if they do choose.
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@MikeBohnMMA
I want to see Alex Hernandez get back in the ring with Cowboy and get embarrassed again.
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Nobody owes you shit. They don’t have to message you first, they don’t have to text you back right away, they don’t have to say yes to going out with you. Stop being entitled to people’s time, you fucks.
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The fact that this girl went on a 10+ tweet rant about defending her husband just doesn’t sit right with me.
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This take that Luke Combs’ version of Fast Car is somehow bad or controversial is so tiring.
She approved the cover, he didn’t change anything because the song means a lot to him, he sounds good, and she gets new fans and a
#1
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Barack Obama has “Fast Car” ………………….by Luke Combs on his Summer Playlist.
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You forget that Jason Aldean literally cheated on his wife?
luke combs and jason aldean showed me how a girl should be treated...miranda lambert and carrie underwood showed me what to do when they don’t treat you right
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I’m just gonna come out and say it.
Elf is a mediocre Christmas movie. It’s overrated. Not even top 5 for me.
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So I’m not single anymore and it’s been really nice. This girl is into the same stuff as me and we like the same music. She’s been really surprising.
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Men never change. Good old Th3BeardedOne in my girlfriend’s DM’s from the clouds😂😂
Hope you enjoyed seeing my balls buddy😂
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So maybe she knows WAP isn’t for kids, and as a responsible parent, doesn’t let her child listen to it.
The onus isn’t on the artist to shield your child from age inappropriate music. IT’S YOURS.
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1. That’s not spaghetti, that’s macaroni.
2. You add seasoning to SAUCE, not to sauce+pasta.
3. You put pasta in the pan to mix, not the sauce in a pot.
4. You don’t put sugar in savoury sauces, you raggedy fuck waffle.
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Imagine being so insecure that you SOLD your new boyfriends dog to stop his ex from seeing him.
Delusional as fuck to think that’s something to be proud of😂
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If you think a girl eating your ass is gay, go back to the kids table with your childish opinion.
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Also guess what, guys?
I got offered a promotion in my company!
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Crazy to think you’ve been making every day better for a year. I love you❤️
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Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair.
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Y’all wanted big hairy belies in crop tops, so here you go.
I fucked up cutting the shirt but 🤷🏻♂️
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Here’s the thing. I won’t run and tell your girl if you’re cheating, cause it’s not my business. It’s yours.
BUT.
If she asks me straight up, I’m not gonna lie. You made your bed, I’m not sacrificing my integrity cause you’re an idiot.
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You out your goddamn mind if you think I’m letting that pizza get cold.
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You’re telling me you put us through the most crushing 120 second of cinema and now he’s just going on dates?
Pixar is releasing a new short film ‘DUG DAYS: CARL’S DATE’ on February 10 which follows Carl as he prepares for his first date since Ellie’s death.
See what else is coming soon to Disney+:
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Kyle Rittenhouse being cleared of all charges is such a load of bullshit.
This is not the world we should be living in where a 17 year old can cross state lines with an AR-15, kill 2 people, and get cleared of any charges.
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My partner and I are celebrating my promotion tonight and I just feel so lucky to have someone who supports me like this.
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The CDC just made such a mistake posting that you can stop wearing a mask if you’re fully vaccinated.
How many cunts are going to lie and say they’re vaccinated when they aren’t because they don’t want to wear a mask?
It’s literally just taking 15 steps backwards.
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I didn’t come out of the closet. I came out of the cupboard like all the other pans.
Happy Pride Month, everyone❤️
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She’s my favourite person and she constantly pushes me to better myself and not settle for less than I deserve in any aspect of my life. I couldn’t ask for anyone better.
if you are in a healthy happy relationship please be loud about it. i love to see it. the world needs more of your wholesomeness.
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I love how many people hated the idea of being called or calling someone “daddy” until they tried it and now we’re all just kinky degenerates.
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Jim Bopp, wherever you are, I hope you never enjoy another day of peace in your miserable life.
You deserve to be hung, drawn, and quartered. You deserve to have your eyes popped in, Game of Thrones style.
You deserve to live the rest of your life in agony.
Jim Bopp, general counsel for the anti-abortion group National Right to Life, believes the 10-year-old rape victim should've had to carry the baby to term: "We would hope that she would understand the reason and ultimately the benefit of having the child."
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Why am I paying for someone else’s frivolous purchases? Nah, I’ll pay for what I ordered, and that’s that.
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Margs should be served on the rocks and not frozen. Don’t @ me.
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I refuse this knowledge.
Christa B. Allen, who played 13 year old Jenna Rink in ‘13 Going On 30’, turns 30 today. 🎉
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How do you pull someone over for expired tags in the middle of a pandemic? Like for real, there’s a huge wait to get them at this point in time.
Then to mistake your gun for your taser. They do not weigh the same at ALL.
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Mac Miller, NF, and Lil Dicky all rap circles around Jack Harlow. Like it’s not even a competition.
Jack Harlow says he’s the “Hardest White Rapper” since Eminem 👀
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It’s crazy to think it’s been 2 years with the girl of my dreams.
I spend every day grateful that you’re in my life. I couldn’t ask for a better partner.
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Your name on Twitter is literally “Milf Gang”. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones, you judgemental cow.
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@ShannonSharpe
Unc, you better hold Lamar’s feet to the fire tomorrow just as much as you did Josh Allen.
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I’d been talking to this girl from Tinder and she’s bailed on coming for dinner twice so far. This girl is telling me I’d have more fun if she came over today instead of me going to D&D. Like I’m not cancelling a session for your flakey ass.
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Honestly, fuck it. I’m gonna make a shirt into a crop top cause why not?
Y’all gonna see hairy belly crop top pictures at some point.
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Today, we lost my grandfather.
He was an amazing man who had stories that could put anybodies to shame. He was an amazing musician who played with The Band and Ronnie Hawkins when they were first starting out.
Im going to miss him for all the times we talked music, and life.
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Life lesson for you guys. Don’t let your girlfriend tell you she can cut your hair. Unless she’s a hairdresser, she can’t. And you’ll end up shaving your head 2 days before Christmas.
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Tattoo fuck ups are so cringe. Like dude how are the you the tattoo artist and not question the spelling?
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Bruh if a girl tells you she likes sports, you don’t have to test her on sports knowledge. Little dick energy.
The sweet life of being a woman in sports lol
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Pardon me being an attention whore but I miss wearing a suit. Someone get married soon so I can dress up.
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Homemade bruschetta and a pesto cream tortellini with pan seared chicken from the other night.
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John McCain may not have been a perfect man, but THIS is how you accept defeat graciously. This is the level of humility and honour you would want from someone running for president.
Donny. Take notes.
Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election
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How do people get so upset over “no children allowed” at a wedding?
Pay for a damn babysitter for one night or don’t go, you narcissistic douchebags.
You’re going to someone else’s wedding. THE DAY IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
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I must have one.
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The finished product! I can’t wait for this to heal.
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How is it 2021 and there are still people out there who think painting your nails makes you any less of a man?
Half the men I know who put nail polish on would beat the brakes off of pretty much anyone who fucked around and found out.
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So that big news I was talking about yesterday?
I won a trip through TaylorMade and my store to go play Cabot Cliffs for a weekend.
This course is rated the 11th best course in the world by Golf Digest. Routinely rated the best course in Canada.
I’m so stoked.
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If you’re white, and you got offended by White Chicks, I just know you’re racist.
Will Marxists demand to cancel the movie ‘White Chicks’ for having black actors doing a whiteface?
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