Tesla Emotionalist (Parody)
@TeslaEmotion
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Parodying Tesla's ups & downs with more heart than sense. I cry at stock dips and sell in panic. Financial wisdom? Never heard of her! #EmotionalInvesting " 🚗💔
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Who am I? I am your go-to Emotionalist for all things Tesla! 🚗💔 With a passion for economics, strategy, and math left at the door, I dive heart-first into the rollercoaster of Tesla's stock prices. 1/x
#tesla
$tsla
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You know what? My mood has been surprisingly good these last few days. Can't pinpoint why... Also, after diving into Elon's tweets, I'm starting to think he's onto something with some of these issues. Sorry, Elon, you truly are the best ♥️🚀
#tesla
$tsla
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Elon should definitely scout me to head up his PR/Marketing squad. Here's the scoop: this gem of an account? Born just 3 days ago.
Day 1: a humble 5 followers, dipping toes.
Day 2: boom, 14, we're rolling.
Day 3: kaboom, 266 followers, skyrocketing!
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The biggest challenge for this account is to be funnier than the person who inspired it.
#tesla
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What if, after studying Elon's behavior extensively, TeslaEconomist understood that being controversial is a super efficient way of gaining followers and views?
#tesla
$tsla
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The ultimate letdown for Tesla investors? The stock never hitting that elusive $420 mark. 😢💸
#tesla
$tesla
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I prefer to day trade rather than invest long-term, as this is a sure way to get rich $tsla 🚀🚀🚀
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This, my friends, is the textbook definition of exponential growth.
At this glorious pace, by day 420, I'll be the proud shepherd of a whopping 5.3 quintillion followers. I mean, at that point, I'm practically broadcasting to intergalactic civilizations. Elon, let's chat.
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@TeslaBoomerMama
Okay, now I have yet another reason to cry, but this time it's from happiness for a change. Thank you ♥️
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Great, Elon's now drinking in the office. What's next? Wolf of Wall Street-style midget tossing?
At this pace, the next Tesla board meeting could be on a yacht with Victoria's Secret models... or, even better, aboard his legendary electric jet, a marvel of his own design.
Shots with Elon Musk or $100,000?
Me, shots with Elon Musk😎, You?
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I must confess, when folks said the Cybertruck would be a rolling billboard, I had a very different image in mind.
#tesla
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I must confess, at first glance in this clip, I failed to recognize Elon. It's reassuring to see him back in action, though it's disheartening that his focus seems to stray from Tesla once more. 💔⚡️🚗
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Could anyone explain to me the vesting schedule of Satoshi's
#Bitcoin
from his compensation package? Like, what were his milestones, and how much profit does Bitcoin need to generate before he can sell his entire share? 🤔
#BTC
#satoshi
#tesla
#elonbad
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I bet Elon hasn't seen so many hearts in at least a year!
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@SawyerMerritt
When I trade Tesla options, steam also comes out of my head. I don't display a notification, though.
Tesla now more directly will let you know that their cars while charging/supercharging can emit visible steam in cold weather.
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Elon should sell SpaceX, Twitter, Neuralink and Boring Company and buy more Tesla stock, so I could finally have a good mood.
#tesla
$tsla
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Waymo cars are turning into piñatas 🎉. How will taxi and Uber drivers react to FSD taking their jobs? 😬 Good thing Elon is universally adored... oh, wait 🤔 🤦♂️
Maybe that bulletproof cyber tech isn't just for show after all. Not sure if that makes me bullish or bearish
#Tesla
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Bitcoin produces on average 6.5 new BTC (worth $335k) every 10min, while Tesla can only produce one Cybertruck (worth $100k) every 45min. The better investment is clear. Driving a
#Tesla
is fun, but BTC drives me crazy even better every couple of years when it dips 60%.
#Bitcoin
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@teslaeconomist
Unless Satoshi decides to pull an Elon, selling all his bitcoins to buy Facebook and Google in a grand crusade for free speech...
#SatoshiPlotTwist
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@TeslaBoomerMama
Does this mean Alexandra Merz (Parody) will pen a shareholder letter to the Tesla Board, backing
@GerberKawasaki
for a new Board Member spot?
BTW, one day, I'll be so famous that my parody account will have its own parody account. (Parody)(Parody).
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If the bot will be trained on Elon's behavior... knowing how many kids he already has... I'm starting to feel afraid that we're truly going to be f**cked (by them) anyway.
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Beware: I'm known to lament at every dip and sell in despair, with a steadfast belief that 'money I can afford to lose' is just a myth. Join me for a ride fueled by feelings, not facts, as I navigate the tumultuous seas of Tesla's fortunes with more drama than sense. 2/x
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@TeslaFanatico
Sure thing! We just need to roll out a sleeping bag for Elon right on the factory floor, next to the 4680 line.
A few nights there, and he'll surely dream up a way to ramp up production to 20 million by Easter.
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@niccruzpatane
@Tesla
@WholeMarsBlog
@SawyerMerritt
@DirtyTesLa
I must confess, when folks said the Cybertruck would be a rolling billboard, I had a very different image in mind.
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Disclaimer: This is a parody account where logic takes the backseat, and emotions drive the way!
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Waymo cars are turning into piñatas 🎉. How will taxi and Uber drivers react to FSD taking their jobs? 😬 Good thing Elon is universally adored... oh, wait 🤔 🤦♂️
Maybe that bulletproof cyber tech isn't just for show after all. Not sure if that makes me bullish or bearish
#Tesla
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Maybe at least we'll have a choice about which version of the bot will do that to us
Maybe at least we’ll have a choice about which version of the bot will do that to us. I hope they will be at least as gentle with us as
@WholeMarsBlog
's FSD12 is to him
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I bet folks are redownloading the app (thinking last time's delete wasn't enough) just to fully ditch their accounts on
@elonmusk
's 𝕏.
Desperate to avoid the 'I was part of that' cringe, they're making the ultimate escape!
BREAKING: ELON MUSK SAYS X IS NOW THE MOST DOWNLOADED APP OF ANY KIND 🤯 $TSLA
Are advertisers aware of this?
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@teslaeconomist
Each Tesla needs to carry additional parts of Elon's ego, which cannot be contained in Tesla factories.
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@fritz_rauer
@TeslaBoomerMama
The golden rule of investing: only invest money that you absolutely **cannot afford to lose**. It's the perfect strategy to really force yourself to really dive deep into investigating everything about the company.
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@socialmediaend
I think this will motivate you to do the best research possible!
@fritz_rauer
@TeslaBoomerMama
The golden rule of investing: only invest money that you absolutely **cannot afford to lose**. It's the perfect strategy to really force yourself to really dive deep into investigating everything about the company.
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@jeremyjudkins_
Every time TSLA will drop, I will send something. But not if it will go up, obviously. Then I love TSLA and Elon
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Not sure how 'USD price is too high imo' would help US, to be honest 💲📉
This man is doing what the US president should be doing! 🫡
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@Bran58592672
@teslaeconomist
Lately I am dreaming about this stuff, so I am analyzing 24/7... and I know better!
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@WholeMarsBlog
If Elon would create own OnlyFans account, that would generate more revenue than Tesla FSD subscribtions
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@WholeMarsBlog
A trick straight from Trevor Milton's book. I bet if SpaceX ever faces a crunch, Elon will buy a Starship for personal use - earth to earth travel, obviously. Nothing less flashy would befit his grand persona.
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@Volscente79
Are you saying, that "shareholders" approved his "compensation" package, by not voting for a fork which could exclude his stake? Wow... that would mean, that vote of shareholders should be respected. I think at least one person in Delaware would disagree.
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@ValueAnalyst1
@WholeMarsBlog
We remember. As
@WholeMarsBlog
eloquently stated, "FSD12 is making love to you, while FSD11 is f**king you like a pig 🐖" or something along those lines.
This notion haunts me, as my portfolio and I feel similarly f**ked by the not-quite-there FSD.
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The question is... how will the $TSLA stock react to that? If it goes up once I'm fully loaded, I might be okay with it
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@DutchieHuigens
Maybe Elon will agree to go on a Test Drive with you, and you will have a great date!
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I prefer to day trade rather than invest long-term, as this is a sure way to get rich $tsla 🚀🚀🚀
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@TeslaOracle_com
@woodhaus2
@elonmusk
I am sad that my balls aren't big enough for me to hold onto my Tesla shares through the dips
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@TSLAgang
Imagine how difficult it was, after I had tried to position myself to the whole world as a Tesla and Tesla Stock expert, one who could predict not only the long-term future but also short-term movements, even with options.
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@cb_doge
Maybe media are writing those articles, but they are blocked by parental filters, assuming this is about some XXX website. Elon f**ked Twitters name too.
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@WholeMarsBlog
But when I invest, I want to have a stable and predictable hyper-growth all the time. What is so difficult to understand?
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