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I need help. You need help. We all need help. Nobody was born to be all sufficient.
I will NEVER in my life look down on anyone just because I feel I'm currently doing better than them.
Life has no single manual. It can change any time unannounced.
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The day I knew Nigerians are crazy was when we went toe-to-toe with Black American Twitter for more than 3 days, and they just conceded.
Nigerians are relentless!!! 😂😂😂
Fam, you can’t out banter Nigerians.
They’d first of all, insult themselves so you have nothing in your arsenal.
Then they’d descend😂😂😭😭
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So I was casually reading the Book of Judges sometimes last week, during the holidays, and something serious caught my attention about the birth of Samson.
Let me make this a short thread. Shall we? 😅👇🏾
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The biggest recipe to becoming a billionaire is to have rich parents and grand parents.
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Ryan Reynolds is really Dead Pool even when out of character. 😂😂😂
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Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet.
Anything goes. 🧐🤔
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As an undergraduate, I legit watched my older friends buy Tokunbo cars, very good ones with under N800,000. And I saw people buy tear rubber cars with N2.7m.
Right now, this same N800K cannot even buy Keke Napep. We have completely fallen off as a country!
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Submission is NEVER a one-way street, it involves two people. If you desire respect and submission, you must honor the person you want it from.
That was what I saw that caught my attention concerning the birth of Samson and I had to share.
Wish you all Happy New Year 2022. 🙏🏽
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@KidBold
Because Nigerians abroad joined. So, when Nigerians at home go to sleep, Nigerians in America held it down till 6.00am.
Wild wild times bruh! 😂😂😂
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Bruuuuh! Arsenal fans have eyes for great talents. Just like Wenger
If we still want a DM
@Arsenal
we should be really looking at Tchouameni from Bordeaux. I think that kid will go very far.
How do you guys rate him?
#footballindex
#afc
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One small rainfall, and you coukd be dead from a fall.
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Being a nerdy guy myself for more than half of my years in Life, I can categorically tell you that girls like this only like the idea of "nerdy guys", not the actual nerdy guys.
Cos nerdy guys can only be appreciated by nerdy girls.
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Swear for Iwobi for his foolish mistakes as you like, but he is still our best midfielder in this tournament.
He helps control that middle to his best ability.
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Ornstein is working under Athletic Media House. He has to wait until his Editor gives him a go-ahead before he drops ANY news.
Fabrizio is a freelancer. You people just don't understand the dynamics; comparing someone using Athletics informants with someone working for himself.
David Ornstein drops his “exclusives” and disappears. No time for recycling & retweeting old rumours. Senior journo! 🫡
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@goal
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay. Which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
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Brothers and sisters, the issue of "Submission" has always been hotly discussed topic in Church and online.
In the lives of these two people, I clearly saw what submission is; the man listened to his more knowledgeable wife, and the wife won't act without her husbands approval.
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I have no issue with unbelievers attacking Joshua Bamiloye for his thread. But I'm so surprised that even "supposed" Christians are joining to attack him.
He's not saying you shouldn't enjoy Marvels or Netflix. But be careful of some subtle messages they pass.
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When you want to stand with Palestine (Hamas), remember to watch this and think. Without that Iron Dome, Israel would've been laid to waste like Gaza too.
Let those who send the missiles at night protect themselves and stop acting like they're not fighting back as victims.
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Ogbeni stop with this your useless gaslighting. Umar Musa Yar'Adua ìs always getting celebrated even on his remembrance day.
The day his brother won his Senatorial position, people celebrated. People are no fools! If those in the office do well, people will say well to them.
If you want to serve Nigeria, you will think twice when you read comments of people whenever a politician dies.
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There's this popular guy on TL always bragging about his money and cars, broke-shaming people and all.
He kept doing it, till the day he tried it with a proper rich kid who asked him, "Who are you?", "And who is your Father?"
Guy was mute and couldn't reply. 🤣🤣🤣
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Remember to Follow me.
I share intellectual thoughts and discussions on TL most of the time. 🤭
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Note that the woman was sitting down in the field when the angel appeared. So I'm sure the Angel must have had to wait patiently (maybe for like 30minutes or so) for her to ran back home to bring her husband.
God had to honor this couple who honored each other. I was fascinated.
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From their back and forth discuss, it was so clear that the wife was more knowledgeable about things of God than Manoah.
But still, she wouldn't take a step without the knowledge of her husband.
She had to bring him to see what she saw, so that the man won't doubt her.
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My guy just got a job with NNPC guys! My man no sabi anybody ó, and he got in just like that! Damn!!!
God is good ó! This is unbelievably great news! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😂
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In the midst of all the confusion going on in Israel then, God saw this two people who will not break ranks but submit and honor each other in all their actions in their marriage.
He indeed had found the right person to raise the deliverer.
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Nigeria is truly the mouthpiece of Africa. No other country can ever lead that charge as much as we can.
We have the numbers, the brains, the audacity and individual achievements all over the world to do it.
All Nigeria needs is to work on its Governance. And it's a wrap.
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Baba, this is an ordinary Lathe Machine used for reworking of metallic objects. It is found everywhere in Mechanical workshops and Factories.
More evidence of gun-production machines will have to be provided than this to convince the public.
Some of the fabricating machines recovered at the gun factory in jos. We recovered many well fabricated guns at the site.
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First, we need to understand that the Book of Judges was filled with lots of confusion.
The young nation of Israel were always moving from one chaos to another because they were so quick to jump back to paganism whenever a leader that God had raised for them dies.
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And cos of their paganism and not serving God, He allows surrounding nations who despises Israel to conquer and make them slaves.
When the suffering get too much, Israel will remember God and cry. And God in His mercy will raise a deliverer and free them.
Rinse and repeat.
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Even though his birth was recorded way before the end of Genesis, but Reuben will not be introduced to who he was, and who he will become until the day his father was about to die.
Who is Reuben son of Jacob? What do First-borns need to note from his life? Let's thread it! 🧵🧵
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Man told his wife, "we shall surely die, because we have seen God." 😅
His wife had to explain to him to calm down that if the LORD were not pleased with them, he would not have received their meat offering and also sent an angel to tell them such good news.
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Chelsea fanbase don't know we now have a secret weapon in Christopher Vivell:
- Badiashile (insisted on him over Gvardiol)
- Mudryk (asked Boehly to snatch him)
- Gusto
This man is known to shop ONLY for emerging stars. Wait and see! I trust him the most in our recruiting!
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This Common Person song by Burna Boy is a song that will outlast him.
It's very deep.
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If you have ever wondered how some fellow blacks were proper "coons" and actively supported the trading during the 400 Years Slave Trade, look no further, this is a typical 21st Century example.
24/7 electricity should be for industries & businesses only.
Rest of us should work with 16 hours and back it up with alternative sources. At least the hue & cry at the announcement of “Band A” tariff must have given us an epiphany. That tariff is not even the full real cost.
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Out of all the Chelsea players I know that faced open criticism from fans, I think Timo Werner impressed me the most with his mental strength.
It got to an extent that even the fans began to love him cos he refused to give up. He was so graceful with it. 💙💙💙
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@sanmiithefirst
@Hauwa_L
Lol. You're so on point. And this is why India is the world's capital for bleaching and bleaching creams.
They detest their blackness so much that they will rather whiten it. Many South Indians, are of black skin tone.
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Aljazeera has just brought the
#EndSARS
news on as their Major Story now!
Guys, forget TVC, Channels, STV and the dead NTA. Don't bother them again.
LET'S KEEP TAGGING THE INTERNATIONAL MEDIA HOUSES WITH OUR VIDEO PROOF. THEY MUST
#ENDSARS
AND
#ENDPOLICEBRUTALITY
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When the angel appeared again, he still met with the woman. But the woman now told the angel this time to wait for her to go and bring her husband so he could speak directly with him and give him the same instructions.
I was surprised by this engagement.
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God sent his angel to appear to Manoah's wife to tell her that she'll bear a son with other instructions.
After the encounter, the woman went to tell her husband. But what actually caught my attention was Manoah asking God to visit them again for further instructions.
God did.
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@JimmieChelsea
Seems you have Amnesia.
Go through
#NigeriaVsKenya
and see how your people were dragged endlessly.
You want to be dragged again? 🤷🏾♂️
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@EBasilion
What your parents did actually was to give you choice to either embrace the minimalist life in village Greece or stay where you are.
They had to leave village Greece to create that Option for you. They never had this option you do now.
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And as expected, when Manoah and his wife came back to meet the Angel who was patiently for them. Another round of interrogation started again.
If you pay attention to the discussion Manoah had with the Angel from Judges 13: 12-19, it was long.
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So it happened that after Abdon the son of Hillel the Piranthonite, last Judge of Israel died, as their normal behavior, they did evil again in the sight of God.
So God delivered them into the hand of the Philistines for forty years.
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After the discuss, Manoah offered to sacrifice a goat to the LORD and the Angel agreed.
To the amazement of the couple, the angel went to heaven in the flames of the burning offering. It was at that point that Manoah knew he was an angel.
What Manoah said next was hilarious.
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@usman__haruna
Like I have said, don't ever try to drag old money people (AKA trust funds kids). The way they will drag your generation ehn, you will hate yourself.
😂😂😂😂
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Then Israel began their normal cycle of sufferings and they cried yet again. God heard and went to work again, this time, he sought out a man called Manoah whose wife was barren.
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I have a feeling Lakaka will score one and Havertz one today.
You can mark it sha. 🤭🙃
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@042VIBES_COM
@IamMayorKun
@izzlax
He's not just a man bro! That's the first African Nobel Prize in Literature. Professor Wole Soyinka. An African legend at that. 🔥🔥
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More than 65% of the world's richest billionaires come from privileged families.
They just leveraged on that base and took their family wealth to another level.
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They didn't know he was setting them up for a very long drag. Now they're quiet like fools they are. 😂😂😂
Remember when Fisayo released the first part of the Customs story and the Corn people started trying to misdirect the conversation with "This is proper journalism, not like that other guy..."?
What happened?
You people now want to arrest the "proper journalist"?😆😭😭
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@TheShaydseka
@SyataLinda
No need for that. Your parents and grandparents already have that in loads. All you just do is leverage heavily on that.
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I legit watch friends order things straight from ASOS from our Dorm and gets delivered after a week or so for free!
Brand new Venza when it came out then was sold at about N10m. RIght now, everything just scatter!
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Believe it or not, even people like DJ Cuppy, Seyi Tinubu, Davido et al, there are some tables that they cannot sit.
If you want to know what I'm talking about, go and read about the lifestyles of Royalties living in Monaco.
See ehn. Make I no too dey rant. Peace out! 😂✌🏾🤭
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We Nigerians pretend a lot and act as if we are living in another realm.
When the "400k salary being too small topic" came up, I was just amused and irritated.
If you gather about 20 people working on the Island together, only about 4 are likely earning more than 200k.
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And I have noticed that only women who actually got very close to me as friends or dates were themselves quite nerdy.
I have NEVER had a vain, partying, all flex girl as a close friend before. We just won't be able to flow.
Our discussions will just be too frigid.
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@sodiqcarter_
@Yemihazan
You really don't know Burma Boy if you ever think he's street, cos he's NOT even close to that. He's just disguising.
Person wey go Corona, the most expensive Sec School in Lagos na Street?
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@Oluomachiii
Lmfaoooooo. I am so glad that it is mostly women who are seeing how the lady clearly wasn't interested in the relationship again and dumped him hard.
I love her honesty in the thread tho.
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@Feaby3
@AyoDebby
@SavvyRinu
Yes. That's Ogogoro. Alcohol itself. Capable of killing any microbes and virus.
Any further questions? 😊😊
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Omojuwa, OgbeniDipo, IyinAboyeji and all their bootlickers, they are not talking again.
They thought they were smarter than the majority who saw this disaster and greatly resisted. Now we are here.
It is the people who open bastard teeth with them I pity.
Omojuwa no dey talk politics and country again. All your APC people don silent. Look at the FOOLS you people supported. 😂😂😂😂😂
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The worst person you can try to broke-shame is a proper rich kid from a wealthy family. You better not try it, or else, they'll make you wish you were never born, even with all your money.
You may only come for them as poor, but they'll come for your whole lineage. 🤣🤣🤣
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When I tell you that some people are way above your League ehn, you better believe it. Forget Nollywood shit. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST WAYYY ABOVE YOUR LEAGUE!!!
There are some circles that even with your money as a young man, it'll be by recommendation that you'll get into.
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@Yeet8901
@JimmieChelsea
Says you, a faceless vermin, trying to insert itself in a discussion above it.
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Why do you think Heineken has begun to sponsor his "Transfer Daedline Day" on YouTube and not go to your Ornstein? Have you considered this before?
He's even the first independent journalist to float his own show like this. Man's not even a media house yet!
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MY THOUGHT ON THE GAME:
- Mendy superb saves! But his services need work
- Rudiger is a beast!
- Chalobah lucky not to cause Pk.
- Havertz in form of his life!
- Ziyech, Chris, Jorgi, Sarr did well
- Kante ń Kovacic transitioning speed are crazy!
- Werner is done!
Great win!
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Being born without any physical or medical deformities.
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I promised to do a Thread on How to Do Quiet Time and Fellowship with God in a consistent manner this Year.
Let's try to make this a Thread shall we? 😅👌🏽
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Like it or not, the Kingdom of Darkness are getting bolder at pushing their message and trying to shove it down everyone's throat. If your conviction is weak, you will fall for it and join.
You need to be closer to your Bible, studying God's Word more than ever now.
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@ChekwubeMbaoma
@BuzorOkere
@mr_oladele_
@AjeboDanny
You must be joking right!? So they just woke up and learnt the theory of machines on their own and starts the assembly and the automation processes.
Better don't say things you don't know. 😂😂😂
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@ScarTissue101
@_mrsmalaprop
That you think Hamas dropped from heaven is all I need to know about your sense of judgment on this matter.
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I want to do a thread on a particular King of Judah called King Uzziah. But I really don't know how to start.
Somehow, I strongly feel from his story that there are many things we can learn as Young People who want to be great and end well.
Let's look at him together.
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Actually, the most brilliant minds I have met in Life (met quite a few), are always child-like and inquisitive when they come across new knowledge they've never been shown before.
So yes, asking people to explain things to you like a 5-year old doesn't mean you're dumb.
Every time, “I need someone to explain to me like I'm 5 years old”….you no go school???
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DAVID was declared as a man after God's heart; one of the most beloved human in the Bible. But he was FAR from perfect.
He was a good man, but probably not a good Father. I want us to look at some of his failings and learn as young men.
So, SHALL WE CALL IT A THREAD!? 👏🏾😅💪🏾
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When Fabrizio was with Skysport Italia, he acts like this, rarely drop any exclusive and people wait for days and barely get nitty-gritty of the deal.
But now he's on his own and can give insight as he likes on transfers, yet people still think Ornstein is better.
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@Yemihazan
Bruh! Grace trumps any type of work walahi. In fact, the owner cannot even boast that it's cos of work sef.
Always inexplicable.
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Mudryk lost a ball one time and rushed back to defend as he played LB for Chilwell to press.
Joao Felix trying to dribble three guys lost the ball and strolled back, watching till they scored.
The difference in mentality is huge!
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Reading the replies to this tweet simply shows that most Nigerian women have ultra sense of entitlement to money that's not their own.
And it is really not their fault. Some men have actually indulged them too much and this made them bolder.
What's the most random way a babe has billed you before? Like a completely unprovoked billing. This is a safe space.
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@Yeet8901
@JimmieChelsea
Oh, it does. It changes everything. You don't get to talk where real people talk.
Our that's beyond your mental capacity too?
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@Annie40890269
@iamSwaga22
@eltamaniRN
@instablog9ja
Then they should shut up and pay their bills and be single in peace. Or don't you get it?
They can't have all their time for doing other things and expect serious people likewise to disrupt their time that they've tightened. It's simple.
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@Yemihazan
We might be witnessing a genius here sha. Look at his gesture in swinging. He times each of his swings very perfectly.
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@Kemisanwo
Maybe it's just me sha, but women with these kinda shape don't move me a bit. I just admire their shape and pass, asides that, NOTHING.
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@DeGentleman_
On a normal, Jaja na werey boy. E catch am for corner but still dey talk say "I don't want to box you into a corner" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Big Dreams need consistent finances. Without the finances, they die from slow asphyxiation."
-
@Tekanomo_
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Rudiger when refused the contract they proposed to him didn't choose Man Utd, Tottenham or Arsenal interested in him cos he respects Chelsea.
But your "proper Chels" boy prefers our biggest rival amidst those who asked for him. He's now shedding crocodile tears today.
Nonsense!
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The Golden Age of Nigeria is coming very soon! And I am going to be part of those who will herald that great Age.
Best Believe!!! 💪🏾🙏🏽🇳🇬💚
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If a Nigerian official can say this outside in the public, imagine what she says behind closed doors to Nigerians abroad.
I am just weak.
Ode! You go to Indonesia, carry drugs, do cultism and come begging to be rescued from death sentence . Thank God for
@ndlea_nigeria
now saving people like you from death row
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Sega is what Germans call "Raumdeuter" which is losely translated as a "Space interpreter".
Man is never belonged fully to ANY side. He just looks for open spaces that is convenient for him at a time and fills the space.
Trust him at your own peril when shit hits the fan.
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- Liverpool will rebuild.
- Newcastle will shell out millions cos they're now in UCL
- Chelsea are a DM and striker away from competing
- Man Utd needs a new GK and striker.
- Arsenal will sign new legs
- City will regroup
It's going to be hard to make Top 4 next season.
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@Delwinjames59
@OROBOSKIDO
@akinalabi
Exactly. So that when they start cursing, they will know that the curse will land on their heads. Their village people are still doing all of them together.
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This might be the last time you will hear me get directly involved with anything Nigeria.
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Nah!!! This is beyond me. RCCG is no longer sitting as a neutral entity.
We have received a delegation sent by our well respected and highly revered father,
@PastorEAAdeboye
, the General Overseer of the
@rccghq
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@Rhelo__O
@042VIBES_COM
@IamMayorKun
@izzlax
Not just a mere man. He's a legend!
Put some respeck on him!
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@Ashabi__Ade
@Mamsy96
There is no need to be a moral police on this one.
The Restaurant owners are out to protect their numbers and they are right in doing so. What those people who visit do or don't is none of their business.
They are right to set a dress code, for their biz.
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@ChekwubeMbaoma
@BuzorOkere
@mr_oladele_
@AjeboDanny
What are you even talking about!? Stop arguing on things you don't know.
ONLY Henry Ford didn't go to School in the whole of Ford history, and when he was designing his petrol engine, he had groups of well-educated Engineers to help him design.
Stop saying what you don't know.
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Those who know me know I am movie person and I enjoy them. But it is sheer stupidity to see some laced poison in movies and not talk about them.
Most cartoons now are trying to infuse homosexuality and raw sex into their scenes. Even kids aren't safe again. Just be on guard.
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Nkunku coming to Chelsea with Arsenal already in his pocket. 🤭🤭☺️
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