Many riotous jokes in the new ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ but esp enjoyed this spoof inspired by Kirstie Allsopp. (Sir Herbert Gussett my favourite character)

It’s three years since we lost Sean. He’s never far from my thoughts . Miss you old pal

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵 1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚… #Martyrsof87

"Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda, opps, you're Louise.

So the @diamondbuses driver complained that he had to stop as "there is another bus behind" (belonging to @nxwestmidlands ) its great they are so supportive of other businesses 😂🤣😂

Very worried to learn that another stalwart arts funder is winding down support after 25 years at the very point that there’s increased need. So grateful for everything they’ve made happen, but concerned that arts are being sidelined. The arts ecosystem is crumbling already.

Don't get frightened by not knowing things. I have approximate answers, and possible beliefs, and different degrees of certainty about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything. There are many things I don't know anything about. It doesn't frighten me.

God has smiled down on me today

Come along to find out more what a Balsall Heath Neighbourhood Council could do for you!. #birmingham #bhnc2022

I'm 41, how very dare you sir

Absolute class from @altrinchamfc keeper, @oliverbyrne3. Lost on pens after being one kick from Wembley in the FA Trophy SF, but then came over to my lad to console him and give him his gloves. "Chin up. Look at me. Chin up. We go again", he told him. I love this club. #WeGoAgain

Orgs & institutions are political vehicles. Spaces where individuals develop skills, connection & ideological alignment. They transmit knowledge, hold strategy & cultivate power. Atomized individuals loosely assembled cannot do this at the scale needed to take on entrenched power

Unofficial airline

Lost in twitter land, is anyone out there. Account playing up

🏆 Last minute winner in the @EmiratesFACup? OH GO ON THEN!!! 👀 @Lewispowell_88 doing what he does best! ⚽️ 🎥 Richard Ellis

Third qualifying round here we come, only nine games away from Wembley. Up for the Cup!!

Not a happy traveller @nxwestmidlands why is the 5 route to Solihull going down Stoney Lane, no diversion notices on any app.not good enough.

A radical map showing #BalsallHeath as a place of nature and wildlife is to be published on Saturday, 16 July thanks to a joint initiative between Christians and Muslims in the area. https://t.co/skRJu6evxJ

What is company policy for drivers sticking two fingers up to passenger that complains about not stopping at stop 1797 bus, 4a route, 11.15 Ladypool Road stop @nxwestmidlands. Driver told me to complain and to enjoy my walk. Pointed out injured leg closed door on me.