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Glory to God Mr Man

Mombasa > Nairobi by night with the Mercedes V220

Nmeenda locals nikawekea waiter 500 ya New Year. Actually nmefuliza😂 Immediately after sending, my pal akaweka za Black label ya New Year. Mungu, hii mwaka naona ni venye tu tulisema.😭❤️

Kitambo nilikuwa nadhani ukifanya kazi na salary ni 20k in 4 months utakuwa na 80k😂

If I had 3 iPhones to give out I'd just gift my friends 😂😂 That's just me though, no need for anyone to prove themselves to me 😂

Simu ni za Mbiti, how he will give them out is upon to him, kama hujafurahishwa na vile amesema atapeana, keep off. Infact haja force mtu aandike reason why atahitaji iyo simu.

Guys mimi huishi tu maisha yangu don’t be intimidated by iPhones. Sasa mnajifanya fake deep life advisors juu ya simu ati stop humiliating men. Mnakuanga disturbed by very petty issues hio hasira pelekeeni Kasongo,so doleful.

Lazima kuna mahali Mazda CX5 zinapeanwa bure.

Kuna mtu tulimgonga jana,tukashuka akaona tunalewa akachukua tumbler Akasema happy new year na hiyo story ikaisha 😂😂😂

Someone please explain to me..huwa tunalipa rent ndio tuishi au huwa tunaishi then tulipe rent... For instance tukilipa rent by 5th..iyo ni rent ya previous month au current month..

Niliwai shika night runner mmoja kule ushago akasema anafanya kitu hapendi nivile ali inherit from his dad, akilala kabla aruke ruke mwili humsumbua sana. Nilimpea nyaunyo mbili nikamwachilia, alikuwa ametusumbua sana hajawai rudi tena.😂😂😂

My top 5 automotive content creators in kenya @96Lost_ this one is top top @MaraNomads @carnversations x @_waigera Turbotales Gearhaus

Kuna kitu nimelearn from @abuyamasta na @Osama_otero and they say war is war…..Kuna dem naona amenitusi hapa inbox eti juu nilinyima attention😁😁 sijareply but kila siku lazima niweke status nikidrive na caption nikimlenga na hizo standards zake za kiujinga 😂

While on the road, ukiona msee ako na haraka sana wacha aende tu. Treat any car nikama inaendeshwa na wazimu. Being a bigger person saves lives on the road.

First thing I’ll do once I alight is to punch you in the throat hard before calling medical assistance. Inconveniencing my whole day with your stupidity.

Must be nice 🔥

Enzo Maresca is the first premier league manager to be sacked on new year's day

Ata ww ntaanza kukulipisha consultations sasa ,🤣🤣🤣

i belong kwa hio mbogi yenye hakuna msee ata mmoja ametuwish a happy new year with a message or something and we're just fine like that.

Maresca won the Conference league and was the first manager to ever win the club World Cup trophy. 4 months with Garnacho and then bro called it a day😭