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This profile consist of my dumb cars and stupid things I think throughout the day.
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Day two. Another 105 degree day, only able to drive half sessions before my transmission and oil temp would skyrocket lmfao, but still was a good day!
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People fuckin can’t handle it when you match their energy LMAO
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Young people when they see a old person driving a stock 240sx
Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom are trying to take my home from me, 83-year-old dying veteran says
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Old money rich mom vibes
What car would you buy to give the appearance that you’re wealthy?
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I mean, in reality you can do this to most cars if you pull hard enough lmao
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This one for the real Squirtles
STEAL!!
Queen Mattress Protector for $7.98!! (retail $45!!)
*Coupon PLUS Use promo code; 15FKD2021UB
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This is it. The biggest project I have ever done. The $2 million McLaren P1 you all saw flooded in Hurricane Ian. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but it will be rebuilt and on the road again.
It's my dream car and I want to thank all of you for
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Made it to the BMW museum in Munich (: I’ll post more later!
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My step sisters fiancées Viper is so fye my gawd. Boutta ask him since we family now can I drive it. LOL
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Iont got any business to promote and this isn’t even my content anyways so y’all can promote you’re business or OF under this thread if you’d like I guess lmfao
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Finished putting in the cam and I’m happy. Getting tuned this week 😊
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How are you gonna be mad about dildos in a store called Poundland?
Poundland displayed dildos and vibrators at child's eye-level, says angry parent
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I am who I am today bc of these bitches in films lmfao
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Lia is a real one 🔥
It's a tribute run and not an official time trial, but it's awesome to see Block picking up where her dad left off.
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Why would you put your camera on a spot where people are supposed to put things back LOL
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40 somethin hours of no sleep from work, traveling, and getting to F1 in Miami… I’m so glad to be here, here’s Charles car in a wall
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Getting paid to do donuts in a crown Vic and drive the track I love my job lmao
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Officially a social media manager for a racing club, new job starts Friday, leave for business on Sunday for a month... it’s a very good chaotic week for ya girl (:
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My roommate did it again! Forgot food he ordered bc he got too drunk lmfao 🤦🏽♀️
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“CaNt PuLL oFf mY pAnEls LiKe tHat!!! NO wAy!!!”
Bc you’ve never pulled off a panel and the guy in the video is a liar who unbolted everything lmfao
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Fellas, is it gay to be 24?
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Update: im outside w my dude and a wet vac hoping for the best 🙁
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First we were given the Big Sniffa, now introducing…
THE WIDE SNIFFA
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See y’all I’m getting closer to my dream job LOL
I think my new dream job is be a safety car driver LMAO
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Snow in Santa Cruz mountains 🙂
It ain’t supposed to snow. But it’s pretty lol
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The UPS guy came and said “I need an adult to sign for this sorry”
I’m 24 😔😂
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THERES A HANDICAP RACOON AT THE RACE TRACK AND I LOVE HIM 😭
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✨ Normalize bullying low ballers ✨
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Do I think about doing things before I do them? Nah, here’s my newest piercing I didn’t think about getting and just got
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@Style37s
These the scariest drives. My coworker knows I do car shit and I almost died in a e golf lmfao
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It’s been a horrible week and my anxiety has been thru the roof BUT….. I got new jewelry for my nose and it’s Friday. So, guess there’s some bright sides
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The only pics of me at Laguna Seca saddly bc I only drove half day LOL. The view is nice but my car is nicer 😉
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I’ll never forget in college I called some kids wrx slow rally car and bruh got loud w me in class, tony if yo ass out there I stand by what I said 6 years ago
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Scrolling thru filters and I got a lil caught off guard LMAO
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I passed my jobs test I’m a real Bay Area bitch now working in tech n shit
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Saw everything I wanted to see today in Houston and then I forgot this master peace s also in Houston and I got so lucky to cross paths w it today. I’m SO BLESSED DAWG
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My bf knows I got adhd mush for brain a knew this was the only way he can get me to hang up my keys 🥲💕
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My driving student :
Me : speed up real quick I want a pic of this
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When it floats to California it’ll be worth a couple million and advertised as
✨House Boat✨
An unoccupied house on stilts in Rodanthe, North Carolina, as it collapses into the ocean this afternoon.
Was worth $381,200 according to Zillow.
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My new soap dispenser is awesome in every way possible
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SMALL PETITE CAR GETS FUCKED HARD BY GIANT (motored) CARS ON THE CORKSCREW.
(Corkscrewed)
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When you’re rolling the jack (that lifts 2+ tons) thru the garage and it hits a zip tie laying on the floor
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Only way to merge in SF
Woman in San Francisco leans out of car window brandishing AK-47
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Roommates had a big party last night (as usual) and I woke up to the house destroyed w vomit on the floor 🙃
Last night some girls got in a fight next to my room, and they sang karaoke till 3 AM and I gotta be up at 4 AM LOL
I move tomorrow with no more roommates I’m so excited
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Tuba kid prolly goin deaf in there
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Keiichi Tsuchiya at 25hr at Thunderhill really caught me off guard this morning lmao
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She called shoes feet prisons. LMFAOOO??? Nasty ass 🤢
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Tires literally have a tread wear indicator already lmao
A tire that allows you to numerically visualize your remaining tread depth.
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Can’t wait to flex on my family who said I won’t get far without a college degree about my new job in tech as an AI operator lmao this is a big day for me all that non hard work has paid off
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Had a customer flip out bc he was upset and he came back with cookies and wine. This is the only acceptable apology.
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My friends did my make up while I’m wasted lmfaooo I love them
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I just found train tik tok. I love it here and I ain’t leaving. This is my new fave profile
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