Taylor Kay Phillips
@TayKayPhillips
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Writer at @lastweektonight Author of A GUIDE TO MIDWESTERN CONVERSATION https://t.co/h8TPYhCpsy Also!: https://t.co/ZweIDLzuZs
Joined November 2012
OPE! There it is! My debut humor book, A Guide to Midwestern Conversation, is now AVAILABLE IN A BOOKSTORE NEAR YOU! I am so proud of this book and so in love with this part of the country. I hope that it makes you laugh and smile and feel at home. 🌽💕 https://t.co/pNc1hsfo9T
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posted too early. saw a better one 10 min later :/
DECLAN RICE THAT IS INCREDIBLE. YOU WILL NOT SEE A BETTER FREEKICK THIS SEASON 🤯 https://t.co/RuRKZVj5jl
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Writer for @colbertlateshow, @felipetmedinaa's #AmericaLetMeIn is out now! A choose-your-own-adventure immigration story that manages to be laugh-out-loud funny without undermining an important topic. Buy it here: https://t.co/x5DK6ufAZY
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Nonfiction editor @mcmurtriesf recommends AMERICA, LET ME IN (⭐️) by @felipetmedinaa on Fully Booked 🎧 https://t.co/v1S0wwZhRk
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Look who it is! A perfect, thoughtful interview by @JamesFolta
.@felipetmedinaa on finding the humor in immigration. https://t.co/EecrseCQnD
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Special Agent Timothy McGee Hive Rise Up
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oops this made me cry! The American Family is a blended family <3
I’ve been so moved by watching emotional videos posted by people after voting for Kamala & Tim. Voting for our daughters, wives, sisters, from red and blue states. This is that moment. I proudly cast my vote for my friend and family Kamala Harris 💙🇺🇸😭! Here we go!!!!!
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We will pay the U.S. government $701 a year to play this at naturalization ceremonies.
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My friend @JPosnanski asked me to write something reflecting on the 2024 @Royals season, but it seemed hard to capture without writing about what it means to be from KC right now, so I wrote about “The New Confidence of Kansas City.” Please enjoy.
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It is my god given right as a Kansas City sports fan living over the past decade to have every playoff run end in a Super Bowl or World Series appearance, and, frankly, I’m outraged that my rights have been stripped away.
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Gregor Samsa woke one morning and SZA said “THIS BITCH?”
SZA on why she’s wearing bug prosthetics for her ‘Hot Ones’ episode: “No other reason, I’m just tired of being… not a bug.”
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GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.
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"7:30 a.m. The alarm rings on my phone. My home screen’s background? A picture of an adorable Cavapoo named Lucky. He was so cute, I could eat him up. Which I did. I hit snooze. Chompin’ on pretty pups can wait." https://t.co/AeAZCdX4f1
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“A Midwestern town grappling with the fallout from an influx of Haitian immigrants became a focal point for racist and xenophobic memes this week a...
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"11:16 a.m. I take a coffee break and scroll through my Instagram. I really need a digital diet. Not a food diet, though: I am going to eat your parrot." JD Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant by @felipetmedinaa in @mcsweeneys
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“A Midwestern town grappling with the fallout from an influx of Haitian immigrants became a focal point for racist and xenophobic memes this week a...
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https://t.co/C8ebMhMg1o "The Purpose of This Meeting is to Discus Our New Health Benefits and Dispel The Rumors That I am Three Toddlers in a Trench Coat from TV, Film, and Internet" By the one + only Tessia Sue Phillips (yes relation)
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Deep thought in solitude is an important part of being a CEO so that’s why I do it, it’s not because I get sweepy after lunchtime.
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lol two Jenna Maroney arcs in one
Shailene Woodley to Star in Janis Joplin Biopic Funded by California Tax Credit
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