Tall Man Short Hair
@TallManShort
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Lover of liberty. Conservative. I leap tall snark in a single bound. I'm taller than average, my hair is shorter than average & my wife is smarter than average
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Joined November 2014
@RAVerBruggen @TPCarney If the @WashingtonPost were around in the day, I'd truly expect this story: "President Lincoln today viciously created an unsightly stain on the floor of his private box at Ford Theater in response to a mostly peaceful act of protest by popular actor & humanitarian, John Booth."
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Democrats Demand Republicans Pay Them Reparations For Freeing Their Slaves
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats in Washington are demanding reparations from the Republican Party for the massive financial losses of Democrats following the emancipation of the slaves.
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Some laughs for your Saturday night https://t.co/D4xZwzgmMu
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Hey, @CNN, could you please do a report about how this mess could hurt Avenatti's presidential hopes?
In a new court document, Michael Avenatti's legal team questions Stormy Daniels's "truthfulness, mental state and ability to competently testify."
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Hundreds of thousands died to overcome this. That's the real strength of America.
.@SenWarren: “On this Juneteenth we must take the time to recognize the shameful parts of our history.”
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37 years ago, a delivery room doctor held my armless, lifeless body and asked my dad, "Do you want us to let him go?" My dad's bold reply - "Do whatever it takes to bring him back. 37 years later, this armless life is preaching Christ across the country - all b/c of a bold dad.
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In Honor Of Pride Month, Biden Announces He Will Also Sniff Men's Hair
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a televised address this week, President Biden voiced support for the LGBTQ community and promised to honor them with a commitment to not only sniff women's hair, but also men's...
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Woke Public School Hangs Up Inspirational ‘You Can’t Do It!’ Poster For Black Students
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LEESBURG, VA—As part of a new diversity and inclusion initiative, the Loudoun County school board has directed teachers to hang up inspirational "You Can't Do It! (due to white supremacy and systemic...
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Brian Stelter: I'm a content machine for Fox Also Brian Stelter: Here I am on my own show, being interviewed about Fox News, about my book which I spent months writing about Fox News based on my Sunday show which talks mostly about Fox News
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Who fears an audit? Thieves and embezzlers.
My office just issued rules prohibiting sham election audits in the State of Colorado. We will not risk the state’s election security nor perpetuate The Big Lie. Fraudits have no place in Colorado. https://t.co/PFLCjJJmZg
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We asked Jena, "When a corrupt government official tries to cover up their corruption, what might it look like?"
My office just issued rules prohibiting sham election audits in the State of Colorado. We will not risk the state’s election security nor perpetuate The Big Lie. Fraudits have no place in Colorado. https://t.co/PFLCjJJmZg
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Dear @USCCB: I’m Catholic and I support: -Contraception -A woman’s right to choose -Treatments for infertility -The right for people to get a divorce -The right of same sex marriage Next time I go to Church, I dare you to deny me Communion.
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“I’m Catholic and I’m openly mocking church doctrine and daring them to do something about it.”
Dear @USCCB: I’m Catholic and I support: -Contraception -A woman’s right to choose -Treatments for infertility -The right for people to get a divorce -The right of same sex marriage Next time I go to Church, I dare you to deny me Communion.
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Me: Cleans car to take J to the airport Her: Messes car up again -One week later- Me: "Gotta pick up J at the airport tomorrow" Her: "We gotta clean the car!" Me: "Who's 'we' Kimoslobby?"
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Sounds like someone WON his fantasy football league, not lost...
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Lori Lightfoot just declared racism a public health emergency, while at the same time refusing to speak to white journalists. Irony dies more every day with the Democrats.
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