CowboyX™ 🥃🦅🇺🇲
@Talkbackatme
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1B / Bats: R / Throws: R The Surgeon General has determined that following me could result in the loss of brain cells. Avi is some guy pretending to be me.
Out on a trail somewhere 🏃🏻
Joined June 2014
Why would I destroy my liver with Tylenol when I can do it with bourbon.
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I’m tired of people ridiculing electric vehicles - they're clearly talking nonsense. 😏⚡ Personally, I own two top-of-the-line EVs: a Jaguar and a Porsche. The acceleration is amazing, the handling is fantastic, they look incredible, cost next to nothing to run, need hardly any
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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t, I just need money.
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A chocolate advent calendar that starts on December 26th. Only 365 days until Christmas.
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Don’t ask me what size coffee cup I want before I’ve had my coffee.
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Fool proof gut cleansing formula: Two consecutive days of Christmas goodies, followed by Whataburger, and then Tex-Mex. Follow me for more health tips.
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I remember when I used to do things and be out after 9pm. What was I thinking?
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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.
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