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Jake Cauchy-Fein

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technical dilettante, recovering reactionary, mild optimist. 4% German

Joined November 2014
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@AndrewSolender
Andrew Solender
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tbh i wasn't familiar with NYU's short and medium range ballistic capabilities
@Steven_Strauss
@Steven_Strauss
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N.Y.U. Closes Its Abu Dhabi Campus as Iran Vows Retaliation for Strikes
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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lebanese and israeli twitter both seemed to love this trump should send me to settle things over there
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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asked my lebanese gf if i could occupy her southern territory and now i’m sleeping on the couch
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@SurrealistShip
Surrealistship
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When its 1 Justice Vs 8 Thomas: Some rant about how framework we've used since 1902 is wrong Alito: Some right wing culture war issue he's seething with anger about the result being bad Barrett: A meticulous treatise threading a needle that convinces nobody Gorsuch: Some
@atlanticesque
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
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Remember, if Kagan joins a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s likely at least plausible. If Kagan declines to join a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s definitely insane. And if *Sotomayor* declines to join a *Jackson* opinion, you’re in for a real treat.
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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asked my lebanese gf if i could occupy her southern territory and now i’m sleeping on the couch
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@jaylessblame
dreamin
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@Patrickwebb you dipshit kids are so addicted to masturbatory victimhood
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@Boxy_FT
Boxy
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Jesus and the moneylenders is a weird story because it shows that Jesus himself did care about the Temple and was mad at people 'defiling' it. But very fast his followers shifted to thinking it doesn't matter at all, like in Stephen's speech to the Sanhedrin
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@ChrisExpTheNews
Analytic Valley Girl Chris
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I want my tax dollars going to building a giant ICBM arsenal and I want any country that even looks at Japan impolitely to be turned into radioactive glass
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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tfw you have too many work responsibilities to afford a crash out for months at a time
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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Imagine having both elements coexisting in you as a person at the same time Couldn’t be me
@K_AminThaabet
Kamel Amin Thaabet
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The degree to which Israel has aptitude for both jaw-dropping hyper-competence and bumbling incompetence at the same time is really something to behold
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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I need a crêpe so bad right now
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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They made a whole anime exploring this similarity. It proved mildly controversial.
@Historycourses
Abraham Ash / 𐤀𐤁𐤓𐤄𐤌
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Jews and Germans are more similar than Jews and Arabs, and when you point it out to either group they get *very* touchy
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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replying that “goyim” is plural is 1/60th of this scene
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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The writing, delivery, and mixing/cutting don’t mesh. No rhythm to the movie. Things just feel like they’re happening. It is a shame, though, because the costumes, sets, story, music, and acting talent are all too notch.
@bestofstarwar
Best of Star Wars
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“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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@Phantom_Blooper
Qarmatian
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For ziggers, Iran is like if the government sent Kantbot and Logo to Hogwarts Jedi school to become generals in the resistance.
@ripplebrain
Amerikanets 📉
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Hello yes I am an Iranian bureaucrat you're hearing about for the first time today and I have dual PhDs in Hegelian Dialectics and Strategic Deterrence and wrote a book titled "Countering US Power Through Economic Disruption, A Quranic-Mathematical View"
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@PNACstreetgang
Asuka Cheney-Soryu 🇺🇸
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@Freedomcallblo1 GWOT Syndrome has led to this insane backlash where we pretend that people who voluntarily join our armed forces aren’t fully aware of the potential consequences. It’s fucking ridiculous
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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Don’t explain British university culture to me. I don’t want to know
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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In a more innocent time, this would have been a meet cute
@skedeschi
SK Tedeschi
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Palestinian girl calls a boy a wannabe Jew and asks where his kippah is. He replies that her kefiyeh looks like a tea towel. Result: he is suspended. What Britain has done is effectively recreated a dhimmi style culture.
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@weiss_hadas
Hadas Weiss
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correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain
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@wylfcen
Wylfċen
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Yiddish is so cool. It's basically a special Jewish dialect of German, written in the Hebrew alphabet with many Hebrew loanwords, that over centuries grew different enough to be its own language. I wish Anglo-Saxon England had Jews, so I could learn “Judeo-Saxon”!
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Jake Cauchy-Fein
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Periodic reminder that if you “eat sephardic” during passover you’re spiritually POC and can no longer be racist online
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