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I identify as a TI-84 Plus graphing calculator (SIN/COS)

Joined May 2022
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
5 months
Whenever a leftist blame guns, I'm reminded of the video of a bunch of fat women smashing bathroom scales, and then it all makes sense.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
3 hours
One of my fav movies And yes, the average male fantasy is just having someone to care for
@baalzamon35
Baalzamon35
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Them: Men are such degenerates. Reality: The Average Male Fantasy
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
6 hours
Welp, the thing that will never happen is starting to happen
@realMaalouf
Dr. Maalouf ‏
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Austrian president says all women should wear a hijab to show solidarity with Muslims: β€œWith increasing Islamophobia, we may have to ask ALL women to wear a headscarf to show solidarity with those who do so for religious reasons.” This is mental illness. https://t.co/O8gUktbZ3k
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
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Blue Prince wishes it had puzzles this clever
@ShitpostRock
Rock Solid
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Never forget the hardest puzzle in all of gaming, was stuck on this one for WEEKS
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@OldeWorldOrder
The Conservative Alternative
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Democrats watching the FBI confirm that Trump was the one who blew the whistle on Epstein
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@1kyamory
Amory
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
5 days
"Samir, you're breaking the truck!"
@unlimited_ls
Unlimited L's
6 days
🚨 Americans are outraged after a semi-truck with a destroyed trailer and missing two tires was spotted in San Antonio, endangering millions of families on the same road Many people are questioning who the driver might be
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
6 days
So much cringe...
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
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If there's one thing Rosa Parks would have wanted, it's a reserved bus seat
@JoeyMannarino
Joey Mannarino πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
7 days
I mean, I like Rosa Parks as much as the next person, but what is this?
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
8 days
The "shoot them in the leg", "fire a warning shot", and "IT'S THE GUNS" crowd are now saying it's ok to shoot someone if they have a scary mask
@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eaglemanβ„’
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HOLY CRAP! Democrats are now saying it's OKAY for people to SH00T ICE agents because they wear a mask. Disgusting. Nadler: "If you were attacked by a masked person, you might think you were being kidnapped. You'd be justified in SH00TING the person to protect yourself." Wow
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
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The actual worst thing about winter is the static electricity I'm tired of getting up from my couch and suddenly I can feel my Wi-Fi
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
13 days
Congressman uses AI photo in session not realizing the agent doesn't have a head This would be hilarious if not so sad
@elvisofdallas
Elvis Dallas
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@RealSpitfire @Niatross68 @SenatorDurbin @LeaderJohnThune Look at the agents head and leg πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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@ArcaneSpires
Arcane Spires
14 days
After last night’s attack on Ms. Omar it’s time to demand direct action! We need a complete federal ban on apple cider vinegar! Enough is enough.
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
14 days
"No walls no borders" he said from the safety behind his iron gate.
@LibertyCappy
Declaration of Memes
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β€œSome of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
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@markjeffrey
Mark Jeffrey
18 days
So they've created a border and designated certain individuals as 'illegal' within that border. Huh.
@anthonycabassa
Anthony
18 days
Minneapolis, MNπŸ“: Local protestors have created an autonomous zone, no local or federal law enforcement are allowed inside, with makeshift bonfires lit up across the zone.
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
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@johnholowach
J O H N
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@reysskywalkrs Dragons are real but not the gays, apparently.
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
20 days
If shirts were more effective than knives, the muggers would be using shirts
@DOGE__news
(news) DOGE
20 days
This is the knife defense technique currently being taught in Germany. https://t.co/mXu2UM8dPI
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@SudoCtrlZ
Ethan
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@caesar_pounce
Caesar
21 days
using a gif, what's it like inside your head
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@MichaelARothman
M.A. Rothman
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@FarmGirlCarrie 𝗗𝗒𝗑 π—Ÿπ—˜π— π—’π—‘ 𝗔𝗑𝗗 π—§π—›π—˜ 𝗠𝗒𝗕 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 π——π—˜π—–π—œπ——π—˜π—— 𝗖𝗛𝗨π—₯𝗖𝗛 π—œπ—¦ π—™π—”π—œπ—₯ π—šπ—”π— π—˜ ⁣⁣⁣ Let me get this straight: a crowd walks into a Christian church while people are worshiping, and we’re supposed to pretend it’s β€œjournalism” because a camera is present?
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@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
27 days
Like you needed a sign interpreter to know that.
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