Caesar
@caesar_pounce
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Tylenol?
🚨BREAKING: A pharmaceutical representative collapses during President Trump’s Oval Office announcement, as reporters are swiftly escorted out of the room.
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My amount can be neither multiplied nor divided.
A lot of people lie about how much sex they have.
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This NO KINGS! to FEED ME, MY LIEGE! timeline is wild.
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This is a disgusting and heartbreaking act of antisemitism, and it has no place in our beautiful city. As Mayor, I will always stand steadfast with our Jewish neighbors to root the scourge of antisemitism out of our city.
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Conservatives are celebrating Sydney Sweeney refusing to be a pull string doll while simultaneously demanding each other attend dinners violating their religious views and disavow those who have insufficiently disavowed those who merit disavowing.
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So true.
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Our ancestors were so base they built a cathedral out of black lava rock to remind us of our own mortality.
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A more accurate parable of the invisible effect your vice has on the women around you you will not find.
Man loves porn. Man watches porn, a lot. Man leaves kids locked in cars while he watches porn. Man leaves 2 YO in car as he watches porn & the 2 YO dies. Man pleads guilty re: death of his 2 YO & gets sentenced to up to 30 years. Man kills himself. Porn addiction is
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Man loves porn. Man watches porn, a lot. Man leaves kids locked in cars while he watches porn. Man leaves 2 YO in car as he watches porn & the 2 YO dies. Man pleads guilty re: death of his 2 YO & gets sentenced to up to 30 years. Man kills himself. Porn addiction is
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I rarely have visceral reactions against public figures but
“This was an inside job…Turning Point USA was involved.” There it is. Finally. Now everyone telling me “she’s not accusing anyone” can stfu. Because she absolutely is accusing Charlie’s closest friends and allies of murdering him, and accusing his widow of keeping his
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Please just leave me alone
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