Matt
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CHALLENGE!!. Pitch the perfect sequel to this movie. What would get you hyped?
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When I say “the body keeps the score” I mean Weekend at Bernie’s is running the basketball shot clock.
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A typical clown of the Western “buffoon” tradition.
The Wikipedia image for Clown has a picture of a clown reading Infinite Jest upside down
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(angry but conscious of interstate traffic at this hour) “It’s my way or the byway”.
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When I was young I used to play guitar. One day a string broke, and I never played again.
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Everyone my birthday party sitting around the cake, getting hungrier and hungrier: so uh… when can we eat it?. Me: oh no, i’m sorry for the confusion—it’s just for “having”.
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Eat Asteroid Psyche 16.
Asteroid Psyche 16 has been found to contain gold reserves worth $700 quintillion. That's enough to make everyone on Earth billionaires.
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“do not go gentle,” “rage, rage”… this is starting to sound more like a *bad* night.
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king posting a pic of the people revolting.
Use this tweet as an excuse to post a picture where your body was insane.
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“City” in the modern sense is not wholly adequate as a translation of polis, as not expressing the completeness of the community; it would be better to speak of the Orc City-State.
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