Andi
@StraightWinery
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bought a 30 dollar lip balm for shits n giggles, why is this shit fucking sensational?? never buying outside my tax bracket again, i don’t like experiencing what i can’t have forever
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I know Tom Brady has a football helmet in a closet somewhere whispering to him like the Green Goblin mask after seeing this
ESPN Sources: 44-year-old Philip Rivers, who has not played in the NFL since the 2020 COVID season, is signing to the QB-needy Indianapolis Colts practice squad.
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Ngl some of you are walking love letters, and you don't even realise it. You light up rooms, shift atmospheres, and inspire people just by being you. It's really a very precious gift.
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Calling on God to ensure I'm placed in the 2026 wealth and health package not the life lessons and toughest warrior package
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Aside from the fact that her behavior seems incredibly insecure, your brother could literally get shot over this type of shit. He sounds smarter than his older sister.
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I can’t explain why but this post-game press conference tickled the hell out of me
#Browns DT Shelby Harris says #49ers WR Jauan Jennings was talking dirty while Maliek Collins was getting carted off today. "He's a hoe. I see why he got punched in the nuts. ... I'm surprised no one punched him in the jaw yet." (via @camijustice) https://t.co/Crbgk69oOf
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Baby what?😭 You want my therapist number?
Told this man to make changes and he actually did … that kinda turned me off a little bit.
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too many people running in one direction😭😂
What do black people take seriously??
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Stefanski on the sidelines watching Shedeur Sanders struggle after literally not preparing him to play all season.. 😂😂😂
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Me, smiling, reading Pusha T caption about his wife pregnancy, then getting to the last part. Huh?
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This sounds like a dream
I need more “run errands with me” friends. No, I do not want to spend $100 on dinner to catch up. but i will go with you to Costco, a thrift store, and then get tacos with you.
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Telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it
Weirdest thing that gets you angry?
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I’m only one step above that Jets kid
@SNYGiants The giants have now done this 3 times in a row where they blame the coach, keep the GM, get bad coaching options because they’re tied to a bad GM, then have to fire the Bad GM and coach in 2 years. It never ends
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we broke while making triple what our parents made.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
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EVERYBODY THATS DOIN THIS CAN U INCLUDE THE LINK TO THE LISTING PLEASE 😂😂😂😂
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Ain’t no secrets in this chamber
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If they decide to have a child together it will be the most cat looking human to ever touch Earth.
Teyana Taylor & Aaron Pierre at the premiere of One Battle After Another in London
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Well shit now I gotta see it
Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”
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