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Aging lefty who loves poetry, horror, natural history and strange music. Used to be EvilStevieB. Last one in the coffee shop reading a physical book.

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Joined October 2023
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@SteveBirtsequel
Steve Birt
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Wouldn't it be terrible if an out of control tractor skidded in the dark on the wet road and demolished the shop #thearchers
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@SteveBirtsequel
Steve Birt
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#TheArchers Having you been affected by giving udder vibes? Call the BBC helpline, and they'll laugh at you.
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@Zervco
Community Zervis
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Welcome to Round 2! The participants: Danforth: Eldritch Tales of WWII by @Chris_M_Author Dark Neology - Dante's Gray Pages by @DanNEO_SS Sasquatch Christmas Massacre: A Holiday Cryptid Thriller by Luka T. Jacobs Tails of Battle by @AuthorTRobare Let the voting begin!
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@Zervco
Community Zervis
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Welcome to this week's Community Zervis Giveaway Tournament! In this round, the participants are... Tethered to Darkness by @realmattfalcon Gwyn's Kingdom by @BHolshouserUS Pact by @daniel_lorn Hoodwink's Folly by @huwlangridge Let the voting commence!
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@storiesnstanza
Stories and Stanza
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#TopTweetTuesday This week our host @MatthewMCSmith has us write a fresh, imagistic poem in 60 words about a festive event using - a lesser known colour shade - 2 words that are hardly used, including an archaic word - an extravagant simile - a wacky or unexpected metaphor
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@SteveBirtsequel
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
@buzby_dav
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The 7:Dwarves have Grown? All except Sniffy?
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It's an original Harrison tractor mount - this time next year we'll be millionaires. #thearchers
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#TheArchers The silage dealer has been grassed up.
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#TheArchers Akram, who has been there less than a year, introduced Esme, who has lived there her whole life. Hmmmm.
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#thearchers too drunk to clean.
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#TheArchers It'll all get done faster if you JUST GET ON WITH IT. #cleaning
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Steve Birt
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'The more you limit yourself, the more resourceful you become.' - Kierkegaard.
@TopTweetTuesday
TopTweetTuesday
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How did you find the poetry writing experience with the banned words frozen out of @TopTweetTuesday 🧊
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Steve Birt
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#TheArchers Bloody hell, hashtag is not loading again!
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#thearchers Is he going to offer the church to the mosque?
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Steve Birt
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#thearchers They just don't sound very ill. Come on FX department, and actors - sound less peppy.
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@Zervco
Community Zervis
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Welcome to the Final Round. The Final Stage. The Final Level. The End. @J_Schiecke. @timmckay52. Can The Clatter Man defeat Skyfold? Only YOU can decide. Let the voting commence!
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Steve Birt
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Is any one else not having #TheArchers tweets loading?
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Steve Birt
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#TheArchers I always wanted to be...a lumberjack.
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@SketchesbyBoze
Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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@gjkendall
Kendall Reviews
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Can anyone help me obtain a signed copy of @blacklionking73's 'King of Ashes', please? I have all his UK Hardback First Editions flat signed and would love to keep the collection going.
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