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Welcome to The Zervis Department. Until the world is a smoldering, uninhabitable wasteland, we vow to deliver horror, humor, and heart to the eager masses.
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The Alley Report with
@ElfordAlley
Episode Guide (Updated 06/04/24) -
Episode 1 - Robert Ottone
Episode 2 - Joseph Nelson of Point of Impact Publishing
Episode 3 - Luis Paredes
Episode 4 - Ronald
Subscribe to The Zervis Channel and catch up on episodes of The Alley Report with
@ElfordAlley
, where Elford Interviews some of horrors finest creatives:
@RobertOttone
@BooksPointof
@Luis_Writes
@RonMcGillvray
@LoreKeating
@AnthonyJRapino
@ArmandAuthor
And, coming soon to The
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@CoyHallBooks
has many fans in The Zervis Department. Many, indeed. Pick up The Promise of Plague Wolves. And don't forget about The Zervis Department's 2023 Book of the Year, A Seance for Wicked King Death.
A Séance for Wicked King Death
If you enjoy historical horror, give this novel a look. Occult terror in 1686 Austria.
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@BNMuraca
@RayGarton
It really is,
@BNMuraca
.
The GoFundMe is still up. I put the link below for anyone wanting to donate.
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Dark Alleys: Art and Stories by Elford Alley is turning into something really special. This collection is a brilliant showcase of a rare talent at the top of his game.
Dark Alleys: Art and Stories by Elford Alley is currently scheduled to be released in early 2025.
Almost done with illustrations for a collection from
@Zervco
! 41 in total because I like to go overboard lol but I can’t wait for everyone to see the finished product!
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Coming this summer...
...hopefully.
Zervis Call with W.B. Zervis
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Subscribe to The Zervis Channel and catch up on episodes of The Alley Report with
@ElfordAlley
, featuring interviews with
@RobertOttone
,
@BooksPointof
,
@Luis_Writes
,
@RonMcGillvray
,
@LoreKeating
, and
@AnthonyJRapino
.
Coming this summer...
...hopefully.
Zervis Call with W.B. Zervis
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@CoyHallBooks
has a special announcement. Please click the original post below.
For The Scythian Wolf historical horror anthologies, one book must fund the next. If Death's Other Kingdom: Horror Tales of WWI sells 200 copies, we'll break even and do the next open call.
Release is April 8, 2024. Ebook pre-order available now!
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@mattcaseywrites
wished for 41 followers on his birthday. Can I ask for a favor? Can you follow him? Seem like a cool guy. Who knows where'd I'd be w/o people like
@amityvandal
,
@deiricroc
,
@Matt_Wildasin
,
@CoyHallBooks
,
@HorrorPaperback
,
@gjkendall
taking a chance on me. Thanks!
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@NosCalanGaeaf
is freaking cool. I love Halloween. I have candy corn teeth. I wear a sleep mask in the shape of a bat. When I die, I want each mourner to put a jack-o-lantern sticker on my casket. Where was I? Oh yeah,
@NosCalanGaeaf
is freaking cool. Check her page out.
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@Patrick_1913
@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@MartlestheGreat
@museunderwater
@JohnWilkinson2
@Bookaholicdude
@HorrorBrandon
@cc_rayne
@Anchorpete29
You're welcome. But, really, thank you. I know I'm like a broken record, but time is precious and limited. You have no idea how much your interaction means to a nobody like me. That's sincere. Cheesy, yes, but sincere, too.
Thank you all.
Ugh. I'm rambling.
Enjoy your books!
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@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@MartlestheGreat
@museunderwater
@JohnWilkinson2
@Patrick_1913
@Bookaholicdude
@HorrorBrandon
@cc_rayne
@Anchorpete29
Most of the books have been sent. If you did not receive your book, please DM your email again.
Thank you!
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The following post is unequivocally ZA -
The one and only
@CoyHallBooks
is releasing his next novel, Colossus with a Poison Tongue: A Novel of the Occult, on July 1st.
Click the link below to pre-order.
Colossus with a Poison Tongue: A Novel of the Occult
In the 25th century, a society is built around Renaissance occultism. That's the premise of Colossus with a Poison Tongue.
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@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@MartlestheGreat
@museunderwater
@JohnWilkinson2
@Patrick_1913
@Bookaholicdude
@HorrorBrandon
@cc_rayne
@Anchorpete29
Ok, everyone should have their books but two of you. Both should check their DMs.
Thank you all for playing! Your participation means the world!
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@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@CoyHallBooks
@Matt_Wildasin
@HorrorPaperback
@glawackus
@HeleneLS147
@mp_hicks
Your books have been sent. Please let us know if there's an issue! Thank you, you big bunch of winners!
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@Matt_Wildasin
took his love of Doom and put his own unique twist on it, making it his own.
I don't praise Matt because he's a great friend. He earned the praise by putting in the work and dedicating himself to the craft.
And writing great books.
Gore
If you liked
#DOOM
Eternal then you'll love my new book GORE! It's a blood-soaked love letter to the DOOM franchise. Available in ebook and paperback here:
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@mp_hicks
@AnthonyJRapino
@todd_keisling
The last copy goes to...
@mp_hicks
!
Congratulations and thank you to all the winners!
@Tlieso
@Omen1013_
@jackdeth73
@amityvandal
@stelsadick
@Anchorpete29
@mp_hicks
Greetings from Moon Hill
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@WeirdArchives
@museunderwater
@Anchorpete29
@JohnWilkinson2
@Patrick_1913
Winners! Books will be sent out this weekend. If you haven't done so already, please DM me your email.
You're all simply delightful.
And pretty.
And smart.
And funny.
The full package.
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@DavidJCourt
@lukehannonpoet
@LyndaBo42347561
@CoyHallBooks
@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@Emily04626567
@HeleneLS147
@IanDuff7
@WDHunt68
@penofhorror
Winners! Thank you for your patience. Please DM your email if you haven't done so yet. Your eBooks arrive TODAY!
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@cc_rayne
@HorrorBrandon
@WeirdArchives
@Matt_Wildasin
@RonMcGillvray
@CoyHallBooks
@AnthonyJRapino
@HorrorPaperback
We're delighted you played and won! Thank you so much!
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The following post is rated ZA -
We couldn't agree more,
@brandonappleg8
.
@ElfordAlley
@Zervco
I was trying to think of this the other day and just now figured it out... Your art style reminds me of Dirk Zimmer, who I know from the Alvin Schwartz book "In a Dark, Dark Room" which is meant as a serious compliment, because that book always scared the crap out of me 🤣
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@AnthonyJRapino
wrote Greetings from Moon Hill and Tommy, proving w/o question he has more talent in his pinky than I have stored in my laughably small brain.
All hail, Rapino!
Oh look. Links.
Greetings from Moon Hill
Tommy
The absolute legend, Public Zervis Announcement, is giving away copies of TOMMY! Hit the post to find out more, and follow the account! 🎃🎃🎃
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@beaujohnson44
@amityvandal
@CoyHallBooks
@Matt_Wildasin
@HorrorPaperback
@ryanm642
@ScaresThatCare
You know, people swap horror stories about how bad social media can be. But then you have people like
@amityvandal
. A funny, supportive, kind guy. You're pretty special, Sir. I'll call off the hit I put out on you when I get home.
And thank YOU
@beaujohnson44
for giving
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@HorrorBrandon
@WeirdArchives
@cc_rayne
@Matt_Wildasin
@RonMcGillvray
@CoyHallBooks
@AnthonyJRapino
@HorrorPaperback
No no--Thank YOU.
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@WeirdArchives
@HorrorBrandon
@cc_rayne
@Matt_Wildasin
@RonMcGillvray
@CoyHallBooks
@AnthonyJRapino
@HorrorPaperback
No, thank YOU for playing!
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@Matt_Wildasin
He's got some horrors untold. Buy his new collection and find out for yourself.
Remember, getting WILD is not A SIN.
Bullseye.
‼️NEW RELEASE‼️
HORRORS UNTOLD VOL 6 is live in ebook and paperback! Signed editions are also available! Shoot me a DM or reply below if you'd like a signed copy.
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@stelsadick
@HorrorPaperback
@CoyHallBooks
@Matt_Wildasin
We can't wait for you to read it. I think you'll be quite pleased by the stories.
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@ReelSplatter
@AnnetteThrope
@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@Emily04626567
Winners! Look at what just arrived in the mail...
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@Matt_Wildasin
's having a sale on The Backrooms and a bunch of his other books. $.99? FREE WITH KINDLE UNLIMITED?! Yes, please. Link below. Buy The Backrooms. Then click on his name, behold the beauty of more great books for a steal. Onward!
The Backrooms
It's time for a spring sale! I've got heaps for ebooks for only .99 cents each, including my newest book, THE BACKROOMS! Some are even free with Kindle Unlimited. Just put MATT WILDASIN in the searchbar over at Amazon to find them all.
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@AnnetteThrope
@ReelSplatter
@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@Emily04626567
@ReelSplatter
took care of all of you. The goodies are SO COOL!
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@Cat_Cavendish
@mocando
@WhatsGoodToRead
@clawfish
@ShazzieRimmel
@dawncolclasure
@BooksTnReview
@SadieHartmann
@bookmarkthatuk
@AllBookReviews1
@LT_Caton
@horrorcriticMB
@joshmacmillan88
@LloydJeffries2
@LaMagieDesArts
@JJ_TerrorNstuff
@ZooloosBT
@yaba_badoe
Cat, I'm starting to feel a platonic bond building between us. It's like we're best friends. I imagine us embarking on a road trip that ends with us driving off a cliff...
You know, like Thelma & Louise.
Anywho, thanks again for the shout out!
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@RonMcGillvray
@WeirdArchives
@HorrorBrandon
@stelsadick
@ScaryJASullivan
@amityvandal
You're
@RonMcGillvray
. Thank YOU.
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@ScaryJASullivan
@ReelSplatter
@WeirdArchives
@LeeRozelle1
The recipient of
@ScaryJASullivan
's copy is...
@amityvandal
!
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@LoreKeating
.
@RonMcGillvray
.
@Luis_Writes
.
@BooksPointof
.
@RobertOttone
.
Who will
@ElfordAlley
interview next?
Follow
@TheAlleyReport
and find out.
The Alley Report with Elford Alley
Join horror author Elford Alley as he interviews the horror genre's finest creatives on The Alley Report, available exclusively on The Zervis Channel.
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@MuchAdoAboutNil
@CoyHallBooks
@Matt_Wildasin
@HorrorPaperback
@ryanm642
@ScaresThatCare
You, sir, are a class act. Thank you!
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@yolandasfetsos
,
@wendy_dalrymple
, and
@stevestred
- If you have not purchased a copy, you've won
@MsPippinacious
's brand new novel!
If you already own a copy, please feel free to choose another person to donate this copy to!
✨THREADS OF ASH: SOUTH IS OUT NOW✨
Reluctant allies. A dying world. A mysterious blight.
My Soulslike dark fantasy horror novel is now available for purchase on Amazon! Please share to help spread the word!
#booktwitter
#booktwt
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The following post is rated ZA -
Just signed a contract for my second kids book! Coming this fall from
@CemeteryGatesM
: Hazel, Pet Spider, and The Thing enjoy A Haunted Holiday!
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@Cat_Cavendish
@mocando
@WhatsGoodToRead
@clawfish
@ShazzieRimmel
@dawncolclasure
@BooksTnReview
@SadieHartmann
@bookmarkthatuk
@AllBookReviews1
@LT_Caton
@horrorcriticMB
@joshmacmillan88
@LloydJeffries2
@LaMagieDesArts
@JJ_TerrorNstuff
@ZooloosBT
@yaba_badoe
Thank you, Cat! Please accept this GIF of Meryl Streep clapping and pointing aggressively at something off screen as a gift. I'm imagining this legend of cinema pointing at you, because you're awesome.
Note: It is unclear if J Lo is wearing rocks. If she is, do NOT be fooled.
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@kolomaqq
@amityvandal
@gjkendall
@CoyHallBooks
@Matt_Wildasin
@HorrorPaperback
@deiricroc
@stelsadick
@ryanm642
@RonMcGillvray
@AnthonyJRapino
@MuchAdoAboutNil
Your support is greatly appreciated.
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@WeirdArchives
@Bookaholicdude
@MartlestheGreat
@RonMcGillvray
Winners! Books will be sent out this weekend. If you haven't done so already, please DM me your email.
You're all simply delightful.
And pretty.
And smart.
And funny.
The full package.
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@RonMcGillvray
@CoyHallBooks
@HorrorPaperback
@Matt_Wildasin
Okay, give it a few hours and it should be available on .
Thanks again,
@RonMcGillvray
!
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@cstegman
@CoyHallBooks
@HorrorPaperback
@Matt_Wildasin
Winner!
Thanks for entering,
@cstegman
! Do me a favor and DM your email when you get a sec. I'll be sending the ebooks tomorrow or Friday morning.
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@amityvandal
@ReelSplatter
You are a winner,
@amityvandal
!
Please DM me your preferred mailing address or UPS location and I'll send your out your prizes later this week!
Maybe.
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@amityvandal
@ReelSplatter
@AnnetteThrope
@stelsadick
@WeirdArchives
@Emily04626567
Whoever it is just stole baby Jesus from my nativity scene display.
Well, it's actually a Gene Simmons action figure. I lost baby Jesus so I thought Gene Simmons would be a good substitute because...
...well, my logic's questionable.
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@WeirdArchives
@ReelSplatter
You are a winner,
@WeirdArchives
!
I will send out your prizes later this week.
If it doesn't rain. I don't drive when it rains.
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@amityvandal
@stelsadick
@deiricroc
My HR assistant just looked at me funny because I laughed out loud.
Damn you,
@amityvandal
!
🤣
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@stelsadick
@ReelSplatter
@AnnetteThrope
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@Emily04626567
It's true. THE FACE OF GOD...
...or just some scruffy-faced, long-haired dude.
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@NemiZeiya
@gjkendall
@BooksPointof
@Tali_Reads
@brandenburgdm
@Patrick_Space13
@jbrianreed
@MartlestheGreat
@Carterwroteit
I'd stay vigilant if I were you.
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@hotelmidnight
@HorrorPaperback
@DV_Publishing
My pleasure,
@hotelmidnight
. I mean it. It's a brilliant novel. Consider my copy pre-ordered.
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@Matt_Wildasin
@AstroSlop
@amityvandal
@RonMcGillvray
@HorrorPaperback
@ScaresThatCare
Oh, you want to play THAT game, eh? Well, thank YOU for writing awesome books. Check and mate. I win.
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@stevestred
@MsPippinacious
@Grumplstilskin3
Our pleasure,
@stevestred
! Congratulations,
@Grumplstilskin3
! When you have a moment please DM your email so we can send the book.
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@stelsadick
@deiricroc
I think It Follows' true name is Fred. Pretty sure that's official.
Also, does Fred have a family? Does he listen to "Cats in the Cradle" at night and weep because he's away a lot and he fears that he's a bad dad?
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@GNutsofHorror
The Zervis Department strongly encourages you to follow
@GNutsofHorror
. We implore you to also like, retweet, and share
@GNutsofHorror
's Twitter page and tweets.
#fullzervis
#zervisdepartment
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@ReelSplatter
@AnnetteThrope
@stelsadick
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@Emily04626567
Look at this. All the winners in one thread, getting along and shit. I'm so proud of you all...
...except
@amityvandal
. Your Chad Gray-looking hitman is on my porch growling and humming "Dig" and he won't leave.
Douche.
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@amityvandal
@deiricroc
@stelsadick
Oh, Logan's Heroes starring Channing Tatum. Batman battles his archenemy Stilt-Man and saves Castle Rock.
Gotcha.
Good flick.
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@JHansonHorror
Zingo!
I love the movie so much. Since
@deiricroc
doesn't want the prize, I'll give it to you,
@JHansonHorror
.
Pick any ebook priced $5.99 or less. DM your email and I'll send it out today.
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@HorrorPaperback
is an important voice in the genre. Pick up Hyenas and find out why he's one of the best writers working today.
My debut novel is out from Northodox Press now.
Hyenas is a Liverpool-set apocalyptic horror story that's as much about books and the joy of reading as it is the titular giggling homicidal maniacs.
UK:
US:
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@NemiZeiya
@gjkendall
@BooksPointof
@Tali_Reads
@brandenburgdm
@Patrick_Space13
@jbrianreed
@MartlestheGreat
@Carterwroteit
We salute your weapon of choice. However, we have many effective methods of eliminating our enemies at our disposal, so your pan will not protect you if we deem you a threat.
But you may sleep soundly knowing you are Zervis approved. No harm will come to you or your pan.
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@Matt_Wildasin
's covers are fantastic. Check out his work if you're looking for a cool cover for your next book.
Figured it was time that my cover gig had a name and logo. Since I do all my covers late at night when I can't sleep ( and with
@steveclarkbooks
's idea), I've decided on:
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@Thirdestatebook
The Zervis Department is amused by the name Zervinator. Therefore, our legal begun the trademarking process.
It is ours now.
Also, we highly recommend that you all follow
@Thirdestatebook
and
@AquinoAuthor
.
That is all.
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@WeirdArchives
@CoyHallBooks
@HorrorPaperback
@Matt_Wildasin
The Zervis Department is thankful for your support.
That is all.
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@JeffWritesWyrd
@Matt_Wildasin
@RobertOttone
@ElfordAlley
Hello
@JeffWritesWyrd
. Zervcon will be held in Hyannis.
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@stelsadick
@DavidJCourt
@lukehannonpoet
@LyndaBo42347561
@CoyHallBooks
@amityvandal
@Emily04626567
@HeleneLS147
@IanDuff7
@WDHunt68
@penofhorror
Books have been sent! If you did not receive your books DM me ASAP. Thanks, you wonderful winner!
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@BechtolJay
@CoyHallBooks
@Coy
Full Zervis Studios is so excited about
@CoyHallBooks
's upcoming story in The Terrousel of Unimaginable Horror and the Egregious Dismantling of Reality that we're going to name a couple more winners...
@BechtolJay
! You are a winner!
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@KUNGFEW1
@ReelSplatter
@Matt_Wildasin
@gjkendall
@GNutsofHorror
@BlissRob
@CoyHallBooks
@HorrorPaperback
@rdeiricwrites
@JasonTaverner_6
@NecroAF
Are you kidding? You and your page are awesome. I appreciate YOU.
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@CoyHallBooks
@HorrorPaperback
Books have been sent! If you did not receive your books DM me ASAP. If you haven't done so, please DM your email. Thanks, you wonderful winner!
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@RonMcGillvray
@CoyHallBooks
@HorrorPaperback
@Matt_Wildasin
Thanks for the heads up,
@RonMcGillvray
! I should have that fixed soon.
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@wendy_dalrymple
@yolandasfetsos
@stevestred
@MsPippinacious
Congratulations,
@wendy_dalrymple
. When you have a moment please DM your email and we'll send the ebook ASAP!
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@amityvandal
@DavidJCourt
@lukehannonpoet
@LyndaBo42347561
@CoyHallBooks
@stelsadick
@Emily04626567
@HeleneLS147
@IanDuff7
@WDHunt68
@penofhorror
Books have been sent! If you did not receive your books DM me ASAP. Thanks, you wonderful winner!
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@Matt_Wildasin
?
I'm there.
You should be, too.
Want to spend the weekend with me, Somer Canon, and
@Matt_Wildasin
talking books, publishing, and what's new and upcoming in horror? Join us Saturday and Sunday for the annual Buzz Book Expo!
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@stelsadick
@ReelSplatter
@AnnetteThrope
@amityvandal
@WeirdArchives
@Emily04626567
If you look at the cover long enough you see the face of God.
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@ElfordAlley
@StephSandersJ
The Zervis Department would like to buy the film rights to Cemetery Stroll. That is how much we enjoy it.
That is all.
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@NemiZeiya
@gjkendall
@BooksPointof
@Tali_Reads
@brandenburgdm
@Patrick_Space13
@jbrianreed
@MartlestheGreat
@Carterwroteit
You'll just have to wait and see.
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@amityvandal
@deiricroc
@stelsadick
Damn it. I revealed my duplicity too early.
Forgot I said anything.
Yes, I am Professor X.
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