Steve Bearwin 🐻⛓️
@SteveBearwin
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Chillin' with Charles Darwin in God's chambers, discussing how $HONEY, $BGT & $BERA will save you all. PhD in Berachain ... Don't get left behind anon
Joined July 2022
To all the @berachain haters
Berachain's mainnet will launch on February 6th, 2025. Welcome to Q5.
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G’day folks☀️. Just received a msg from the lads over at Buffalo Ventures - the lead investors in @Berachain - who’ve just shared some really amazing news!. Their village now runs ENTIRELY on Berachain TECH. 🍯=💸
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Ayo @itsdevbear @BeraMVP @SmokeyTheBera when did the team hire folks from @CumRocketCrypto ?. Not sure if I downloaded the wrong version or the right one. ngl tho, makes me extra hornt for 🐻⛓️
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B'day ladies and gents 🍻. Been playing around with @KodiakFi 's beta lately and it's been juicy. When @BeraRodman and @SmokeyTheBera first showed me, something interesting in Rodman's browser tabs caught my attention. 👀. We're in gud hands lads, I guarantee it.
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G'day lads 🍻. For those wondering about my investment thesis in @KodiakFi - Let me be clear. I invested not because they're fucken smart and doing cool shit, but for 1 very simple and crucial reason. When we had our first call, @0xbeartic and @berastotle joined the call and
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G'day my beloved Gents and Sheilas ☀️. Here's a fun update from the brilliant brothers over at Buffalo Ventures 🐃 💸. 🎁 They're giving away $BERA tokens (wen live) and 1 premium Buffalo to 1 lucky winner who completes the set of tasks outlined below 👇
G'day beras ☀️. Heard Buffalo Ventures - the REAL lead investor of Berachain - has a cool announcement coming out next week. 👀🎁📃🐃.
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For context:. In 2022 many of the people I introduced @berachain to laughed me off by calling it a grift/meme/redacted. They faded for mostly single-digit IQ reasons (thankfully), but ultimately they drastically undervalued 1 major point. The founders and their potential.
G'day folks 🍻. Friendly reminder that investing into the right PEOPLE can be life changing and is my primary principle when investing. Support the right people and you will eventually strike gold. Not to mention, you'll have a gud fucking time while doing it 🍻.
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G'day Folks🍻. Here are notes on the @berachain <> @hack_summit 2023 fireside chat with @itsdevbear and @ed_roman. Topics:.💻🧸 Devbear Background.🐻🐻❄️ Berachain Team.✅🌊 Proof of Liquidity.❄️🔭 Polaris (in depth).🤝🤝 Collabs.🔥🎁 Bonus. Check 'em out and pump those IQ numbers
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The lads at Buffalo Ventures (Lead investor for @berachain) doin' God's work over there. Homosapiens aren't ready for the Berachain glow up 🔥
Berachain has officially landed in India.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨. Just received a leaked conversation between @SmokeyTheBera and @cz_binance. This came from a trusted source that is directly involved with the CFTC case on Binance. I suppose the timing of this all makes sense now.
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G'day everybody☀️. Many of you have been asking me where I've been, as I've been missing for 6 months. I'm happy to tell you that I've been working endlessly behind the scenes with the Berachain team and God himself. Let me explain.
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$Pepe has gone >30,000x in 16 days. $100 invested 2 weeks ago would be worth 7 figures. Personally, this monumental moment in crypto has compounded my already ♾️conviction in @berachain for a very simple reason. Berachain has the power of attracting both IQ extremes.
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G'day lads. Was reading @binance's official news section and just found out that @berachain's other pseudonymous co-founders includes Satoshi and Vitalik. Just when I thought I couldn't get any hornier for BERA. Here's the link to their post:
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Just got sent this to my Game Boy. Anybody have any ideas?. @SmokeyTheBera they caught you in a bad angle, huh
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Asked @AviFelman what he thought about people saying @berachain is just a meme and it isn't going to 0.1T. This was his response. Simple, yet elegant. Don't fade the future
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2008 = Global Financial Crisis 1.0 = ₿itcoin is born. 2023 = Global Financial Crisis 2.0 = Berachain is born. Coincidence? No. A revolution is nigh, my friends. It's time for 🐻⛓️
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After 420 brutal hours and 69 bottles of Pepsi, our lead dev and quant -- 🔥YaBoi DoKwant🔥-- finished a deep audit on @berachain tech. Here's his report 👇. P.S. - This is the first time we've seen him add 3 prize stickers on an audit!
Met some of the @berachain dev team last week and our team had the privilege of performing an audit on their current stack. Our lead auditor & quant will be sharing our report later today. Stay tuned 🍻🔥🐻⛓️.
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WHY ISN'T $BERA DUMPING LIKE THE REST OF THE MARKET??????????????? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCAM VC CHAIN!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Hyperliquidated
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G'day my fellow Berathren,. Today we're excited to introduce @berachain's Chief Blessings Officer (CBO) 🔥🙏. In the latest study published by Harvard, it's been shown that a CBO can increase succex rates by as much as 420% for startups. Fortunately, Berachain is stacked here🙏
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All this talk about Saudis bidding BTC. Sure, they've got some good oil money. But Qatar $ > Saudi $. Qatar has almost 4x the GDP Per Capita to Saudi. And the Beras have that big Qatar money in the back pocket (check the Team). You think the Q1 BTC rally was🔥? Watch @berachain
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G'day lads. I'm back 🍻. Heard a whisper. shit's about to get real for @berachain , huh 👀. 1CE2C4E77163858B53F8A7E17EAB5F93BC5D528240EFE63476D1F12455A36EB1.
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G'day folks. If you faded @berachain - I'm sure it hurts - but don't beat yourself up too much. Arguably the #1 ranked VC in the world (Sequoia) fumbled too. It happens, even to the best. But don't fret - just like SOL and other L1s gave folks an easy 25x+ liquid trade, BERA.
For context:. In 2022 many of the people I introduced @berachain to laughed me off by calling it a grift/meme/redacted. They faded for mostly single-digit IQ reasons (thankfully), but ultimately they drastically undervalued 1 major point. The founders and their potential.
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US Government seeks to invest over $4 billion into @berachain using capital from an unidentified source, Coomberg reports.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US Government seeks over $4 billion from #Binance to end criminal case, Bloomberg reports.
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Interviewing a candidate at my IRL business today. Will be asking one question; and ONE QUESTION ONLY. "What val does BERA reach by EOY 2025?". Her answer will determine whether she gets the job or not. 0.1T.
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Hold up, so you're telling me my Bera coins are being coded by FUCKING RONALD MC'DONALD?!?. And somebody please tell me how you code a project by FUCKING WHISTLING?? How the fuck is compressed air from a sweaty dev going to make this shit run??. @berachain bros pls.
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BERA fudders on suicide watch rn. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCAM VC COIN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Crazy launch day. Being on the ground as Berachain comes to life is incredible- and celebrating it with the ecosysterm that cared for 3+ years is even better. Seeing a lot of confusion/misinformation today, so figured it was worth clearing up (long-form incoming):. Concern One:
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G'day folks ☀️. Now that we know Qatari 💵💰 is in Berachain, here are 🔟 Key Facts for why they are going to abso-f*cking-lutely turbo send @Berachain. Once you connect the dots, it all makes sense. 🐻🤝🇶🇦.
All this talk about Saudis bidding BTC. Sure, they've got some good oil money. But Qatar $ > Saudi $. Qatar has almost 4x the GDP Per Capita to Saudi. And the Beras have that big Qatar money in the back pocket (check the Team). You think the Q1 BTC rally was🔥? Watch @berachain
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🚩Day in the life of a Berachain Non-believer 🚩. 1. Wake up to the sound of liquidation notifications.2. Make a bowl of cereal by pouring milk first, followed by cereal.3. Drink Soy Latte in your favourite sippy cup.4. Shout at birds to stop chirping. (Continued).
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Folks in this video have no idea they just got asked the equivalent of "do you know what Bitcoin is?" in 2010.
While at @EFDevconnect Istanbul, I went around asking devs what they knew about @berachain in their natural habitat (a dark cave under the city). This is what they had to say.
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Did anybody else hear that?. When Powell was asked if he's had any regrets lately, he said "Sure, I've had a few". but then as the camera and sound moved back to the journalist, you could hear him whisper in the background "can't fucking believe I fumbled Bera seed. " 🚩
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@phtevenstrong My brother in christ - there can only be 1 "sticky liquidity" protocol, and that is @berachain . The design is extremely SIMPLE at heart, and following occam's razor, that implies it's the RIGHT solution. What is that solution you make ask?. $Honey - a sweet and sticky.
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@berachein G'day lads! ☀️. Myself and Rumy go way back wen. I still remember the days when she could fit in me shirt pocket!. Would love an invite to see me ol' mate again 🍻
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In 1789, Bearjamin Franklin famously said 📜:. "In this world, nothing is certain except:. 1. Death.2. Taxes.3. Berachain turbo sending". I tend to believe him 🍻
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If your project's devs aren't coding on NYE, either pivot now or start thinking about the name of your imaginary friend when you're a bum living under a bridge. Can't believe the Rothschild's are going to let me become a bazjilionaire next year thanks to @berachain.
Still grinding up to the last hour of the year. Happy New Year to all my friends and family!. Wishing you all the best in the new year. Let’s get things going 💪 🔥 🔥.
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G'day folks 🍻. Friendly reminder that investing into the right PEOPLE can be life changing and is my primary principle when investing. Support the right people and you will eventually strike gold. Not to mention, you'll have a gud fucking time while doing it 🍻.
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There simply is no second best. Class act by the team with Bears. I respect Jani and Smokey immensely and I'm sure the outcome of this will only be positive (e.g. shaking out weak hands now before the ascent to Valhalla). When you're at the forefront of cutting edge stuff, it's.
A lot of folks have messaged me about Jani’s post prior to its deletion. It’ll prob come at no surprise that I don’t intend on airing dirty laundry in public, nor do I want to pretend it never happened and sweep it under the rug. We’ve been in touch with the THJ team but.
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Don't believe me lads? Here's a video of Jesus himself, announcing the almighty new law. THE 🏛️ LAW OF HONEY 🍯. With great power, comes great responsibility.
After the presentation, God wasted no time and went ahead and created a new law in the Kingdom – He called it, the Law of Honey. Furthermore, he invited the Berachain team to join the board, ultimately rebranding it to become the elite Berachain Intelligence Agency. aka The BIA.
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Market tryna figure out how to position for H1 2024, especially with all the ??? around the ETF(s). Odds are, you will be late or misplace your (not)-so-hard-earned $. Don’t be foolish lads. You’ve got a ONCE in a lifetime opportunity with @berachain. Start researching NOW.
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$Pepe now >120,000x in less than a month. $100 invested < 30 DAYS AGO would be worth >> 10 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS 🤑🤯. It's sitting at ~3x @berachain Series A valuation ($420M). It's so bloody obvious that BERA is running 100x+. 🔥Meme culture +++.
$Pepe has gone >30,000x in 16 days. $100 invested 2 weeks ago would be worth 7 figures. Personally, this monumental moment in crypto has compounded my already ♾️conviction in @berachain for a very simple reason. Berachain has the power of attracting both IQ extremes.
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Met some of the @berachain dev team last week and our team had the privilege of performing an audit on their current stack. Our lead auditor & quant will be sharing our report later today. Stay tuned 🍻🔥🐻⛓️.
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@ika_xbt @BaselineMarkets @goldilocksmoney Cool fact about @goldilocksmoney that many don't realize is that the team can NEVER sell their team tokens. Only borrow against the floor price with it. Unreal levels of conviction not seen in an industry rife with extraction.
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Smokey is that one dude who ACTUALLY shows up the next morning when you make those insane plans while drunk af with the gang. Mfer built like a bullet train with no brakes.
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I unlocked my phone to swap my money into honey and lock my honey into $locks so that I could borrow against my $locks and buy more $locks so that I could unblock my locked bank account and free my bros that are locked up in jail. TL:DR $LOCKS is the answer to everything.
1) BM Goldinis. Today, we're revealing the tokenomics of the $LOCKS token. For those of you that read above a 3rd grade level, here's a link to a Mirror article. For the rest (all) of you, read on 👇.
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The Great Bruce Lee once said. "If you fade the meme, you become the meme”. Don't midcurve @berachain. All it takes is buying $BERA and you will finally be cooler than your wife's boyfriend. Do it anon. Not for us, but for you.
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All this chatter around DeFi, LSDfi, PenisFi, LPDfi, Gayfi, TismFi, etc. etc. When was the crowd every right?. BeFi. That's all that matters. BerachainFi.BenanceFi.BellendFi. These are the ones to change the world. Bet accordingly lads 🍻.
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G'day lads!☀️. With Smokey's big announcement, I'm pleased to announce that the @berachain team have asked me to take over and fill Smokey's shoes! 🍯. Extremely excited to carry the legacy and make sure Berachain flips BTC in the next 5 years. Onwards & Upwards lads 🍻
Excited to announce that I will be taking my talents to Evmos to lead ecosystem and growth initiatives! . We will be rebranding to Bulachain in the process for no apparent reason.
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G'day Folks ☀️. I'd like to welcome our newest member (#69420) to the BIA!. While the Central Bankers are trying to keep you all poor, we're out here changing lives for the better. God Bless Berachain, and don't forget -- save the Bees!
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If you lads could see some of the absolute baboonery that folks are building on @berachain, you would be amassing as much wealth as humanely possible right now. and your google search history would look like mine.
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Anyways, as I awaken from my cyber-hibernation, I’ll be unravelling the incredible discoveries made in the Holy Land, and will begin preparing all our Beras for the upcoming revolution that Berachain will create. With God as my witness, mark my words, this is “the one”.
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Hol'up. So you’re telling me, a fake chain built on memes and fugazzi has their anon “dev” talking about another project (Polaris??? Wtf even is that??) on the 1st of April, and none of you see a red flag with this?. 🚨🚩🚨🚩🚨🚩. Smh, this industry is full of clowns 🤡.
That's our mf dev dawg 🫡. In his first appearance in months, @itsdevbear CTO & Co-Founder of @berachain joins us on this episode of THC!. We learn about the LATEST NEWS on 🐻⛓️, their newest tech release with Polaris, and of course, some juicy alfa. You don't want to miss🎙️👇🏽🚨
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Just deployed my quant (Do Kwant) to review @goldilocksmoney . Will keep you all posted on his findings. I reckon there's a nugget here. 🥣👧📈.
After 420 brutal hours and 69 bottles of Pepsi, our lead dev and quant -- 🔥YaBoi DoKwant🔥-- finished a deep audit on @berachain tech. Here's his report 👇. P.S. - This is the first time we've seen him add 3 prize stickers on an audit!
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Many think 0 is the bottom in a death spiral. There is a real possibility $BERA price will go negative and you will have to pay someone to take it off your hands.
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G'day lads 🍻. Every great invention requires a visionary leader to bring to fruition the "impossible". The unthinkable. Well, today I'm excited to announce @berachain's new Chief Visionary Officer ( 👁️,👁️). He will be supporting our 3 autistic emperors @SmokeyTheBera
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I can't believe how much berachain is extracting from VCs. Hyperliquidated.
Bera has the most extractive tokenomics I've ever seen. Only 16% of network emission goes to stakers ,it was 100% for Tia. VCs have to bring their money and put in defi if they want other part of emissions.i can't believe how much berachain is extracting from VCs . Hyperliquid
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Posts like this one AND the timeline full of tears from *valueless* testnet farmers and envy-ridden StoryProtocol bots is ultimately one of the most BULLISH things you can see. You need counterparties shorting to fuel a hated rally. You need missors to eventually capitulate at.
Prediction: Monad and Berachain will be instant flops.
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G'day folks☀️ . I've been MIA for around 2 weeks, as the BIA decided to plan a secret research and reconnaissance op.🔎. Now that the study is complete, I'd like to share some impressive findings with you all. Let's dive in.
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we will simply bring the institutions to the bear chain.
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My Wife’s boyfriend’s sister-in-law’s neighbour who is a sub-Saharan paraplegic Korean-Jewish gardener, based in London Ohio (USA) and currently visiting Machu Picchu through his best friend’s gay wife’s Apple Vision Pro just DM'd me. @berachain is really going to 100B, huh?
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9. Saudi funds are approx. 2x the size (AUM) to QIA, but they're max bidding $BTC at $600B valuation. Qatari's are max bidding Berachain at <1B$ valuation. So, with a 300x stronger maximal bidding impact than the Saudi's, tell me why Berachain doesn't ultra send to 100B$ val?
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In 6 months time, Berachain will have 13 daily users (me and my 12 alts).
@SmokeyTheBera In 6 months time, Berachain will have 13 daily users.
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Rumours in the celestial land is that Gensler signed off on the ETF because he knows his seed ticket in @berachain is aboutta print HARD. Don't. Overthink. This. Buy $BERA.
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G'day beras ☀️. Heard Buffalo Ventures - the REAL lead investor of Berachain - has a cool announcement coming out next week. 👀🎁📃🐃.
G’day folks☀️. Just received a msg from the lads over at Buffalo Ventures - the lead investors in @Berachain - who’ve just shared some really amazing news!. Their village now runs ENTIRELY on Berachain TECH. 🍯=💸
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G'day me mateys 🍻. Stoked to be involved with the lads at @goldilocksmoney. Been a hot minute since I've seen a team pushing the envelope with creativity, innovation and redactedness. Big fan of @KingKongShearer @0xgeeb and @ursadomlabs's work here. These mfers don't miss. Grab
• Goldilocks DAO is delighted to announce our ~$1.5M Seed Round to develop a suite of novel defi and NFTfi protocols for @berachain!
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G'day folks 🍻. Never forget about the expertise and sheer talent that the HEROES building @berachain carry. We salute you every day Illuminati bros 🫡
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P.S. The more folks you follow, the higher your odds 🎰. 1. Follow me 🍻. 2. RT this thread 🔥. 3. Follow Berachain Lads @SmokeyTheBera @itsdevbear @ab0xDD @0xCorduroy @pushinpfp @DevLobster @CalBera_ @missionbera @DefinedNever @lumpsoull @pennythewizard @0xSerJaMad @serbobross.
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For those asking me about the password for @KodiakFi's Beta, I'll give you a hint. it may or may not be closely related to one of these:. -KodiakDevsHaveYugeWeenies. -Smokey&RodmanKissingInATree. -BeraGoingTo0.1T. -Rodman_69420_Blazeit_xx_360noscope. -Itiswhatitis_innit. GL.
B'day ladies and gents 🍻. Been playing around with @KodiakFi 's beta lately and it's been juicy. When @BeraRodman and @SmokeyTheBera first showed me, something interesting in Rodman's browser tabs caught my attention. 👀. We're in gud hands lads, I guarantee it.
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> He doesn't know.
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This mfer Do Kwant just sent me this 🤣🤣. Meth drip connected. Pepsi stream ready to rock. Bible for good measure. Never seen him this locked in before 🤯. He told me he's going airplane mode for a while but will have the @goldilocksmoney report ready soon. Stay tuned
Update on @goldilocksmoney audit:. DK just rang me up with Darude Sandstorm blazing in the background and said. "This is a BIG one. I need the following PRONTO:. IV Drip.7 Pepsi Bottles.500ml of Liquid Meth.A Bible.A Seat belt. Don't ask. Just get me it. HOLY FUCKKK". Stay tuned.
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Human beings are creatures of Habit. Everyday I wake up, log on to X and check @berachain twitter. Everyday, the chain is still not running. Everyday I still can't buy some Berachain vouchers and play my Decentralized Club Penguin on berachain. What are the devs doing?.
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I can't dive into too much detail around the Law of Honey, but here are some sweet drops:. 1. The day Berachain goes live will become a universal holiday. 2. All forms of "Energy & Value" (essentially currency) will be denominated in $Honey. 3. Something something up only
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Nothin like a little fud in the mornin’ . 50b . Hyperliquidated.
Nothin like a little fud in the mornin’. 50b. Hyperliquidated.
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Sorry midcurvers. Either you're gifted enough to belong in the higher echelons of intelligence where you're able to grasp the unique power of @berachain. or you're gifted enough to believe animal coins are the future. Either join the party or continue to be poor. Good luck 🍻
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And last, but not least. 10. The QIA sounds like The BIA (Berachain Intelligence Agency). Coincidence? Nah mate. In the end, the answer is obvious my friends. Qatari $$$ is going to MAX SEND @berachain for decades to come. @SmokeyTheBera knows this, I know this. Do u?
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This point that Chad-man-Wang highlights was one of the key selling points for why I invested heavily in @berachain in the early days. I was convinced they would develop something dope, but most importantly, @SmokeyTheBera and the team were just real fucken cool lads. A Tribe.
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As the weekend approaches, and bulls are out in full force, just remember the NAME OF THE GAME. Everything you're doing up until now should be for 1 purpose, and 1 purpose only. Accumulating wealth so that you can secure your bloodline's future through Berachain. Be smart 🍯🪙
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Not gonna be active on twitter tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one called Smokina) for valentines day in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (I'm with the girl, ok ). I don't expect you to understand. She's
Not gonna be active on twitter tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) for valentines day in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (I'm with the girl, ok ). I don't expect you to understand. She's actually really
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The choice is yours my friend. Mental Disability or Ascension. Non-believer or Believer.
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I'm often asked "Steve. Berachain sounds fun and all, but what cool and innovative shit can you even do on it??". I just show them this. It's that simple. Thanks for the inside view on the tech @itsdevbear. Long Live @berachain 🔥
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After the presentation, God wasted no time and went ahead and created a new law in the Kingdom – He called it, the Law of Honey. Furthermore, he invited the Berachain team to join the board, ultimately rebranding it to become the elite Berachain Intelligence Agency. aka The BIA.
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3. Research conducted by Qatari Universities shows an estimated 66% annual growth in the Qatari blockchain market through to 2030. For context, overall Qatar economy is projected at 3.1% annually. So - a relatively 20x stronger growth in just the blockchain sector
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I'll cut straight to the chase -- the results were. well, nothing short of grandeur. Truly, truly epic. The effectiveness of Proof of Liquidity combined with world-class technical architecture even stunned the GREATS like Nikola Tesla & Hal Finney. You just had to be there. .
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We are in the trenches. Developing severe autism w the most retarded Bera builders. Thinking deeply about MAXIMIZING IQ and Wealth.
We are in the trenches. Developing deep synergies w the best Bera builders. Thinking deeply about MAXIMIZING shareholder value.
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I was advised to stay off the internet during this period to avoid any potential leaks, as I'd been drinking too much honey-laced moonshine that Darwin's been experimenting with -- so I thought, best to stick to the plan.
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