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Make it all back with a picture of Bear Smoking a mf BONG
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Did the math on BERA NFTS
& the math aint mathin' still.
current mcap for bera nfts is $87.7m
implied FDV at those numbers for Berachain 1.75b
let's compare to other chains and do sum moon maffs
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My biggest regret was losing interest in crypto and leaving.
2013 after the Silk Road got shut down.
2017 after the blow off top.
I'm not sure what's gunna happen over the next couple months, sure it can get worse.
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Bera bags: Loaded
Spot: under exposed (reeeeee)
Leverage: Zero
Bank Account: $20
Gf: Latina
I can't lose.
Higher.
0.1T
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Imagine wen all the plebs find out Rome APY is starting at 100k+
R.I.P to all the shitcoin forks.
🐸❌💀
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🚨BERACHAIN AIR DROP SPECULATION 🚨
* Ran these numbers purely based off speculations and rumours I've heard based off fdv, THESE NUMBERS WILL MOST LIKELY BE TOTALLY WRONG*
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The market is simply WRONG on $rome.
Today we turn a new page in the history of Rome.
The Houses of Rome wiki is live which outlines the high level spec our team is building against.
A thread on the contents of the wiki outlining what we've built and where we're going.
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A Layer 1 with a new spin on tokenomics that drives more value to stakers
w/ a funni animal theme thats also smoking a bong
w/ an autistic community from both sides of the curve
w/ over 50+ projects ready to yeet day one
w/ 250m TVL committed day 1
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Asfi for ohmie of the year.
Some analysis about $OHM for you if you bought the top:
On November 23 2021:
Mcap: $4.3 bn
$OHM price: $906
Index: 37
Risk Free Value / $OHM: $37 + some $ETH, $CVX et al
> You spent $906 to get a minimum $37 claim on Olympus Treasury.
56 days later here’s where you are at.
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You stupid motherfuckers really thought there was only 12 days of runway ?
congratulations, you played yourself
24 hours into launch:
- ~200 days of runway at current 200k+ % APY & RFV >$7M
- Over 90% of ~186k supply staked
December campaign objectives:
- Monitoring growth (inc bond capacity today)
- Campaign map v1.0
- Bringing gOHM bonds to Rome
- Stable bonds
- Analytics dashboard
🔊
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The hardest skill to have is patience.
Patience and conviction.
Yeeeting heavy in projects/narratives when they have no hype and holding that conviction for 2 years plus.
Chasing the newest shiny coin wont make you fuck you rich.
Fuck you rich is rewarded to the most autistic
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IM BACK MFS
7 DAY SUSPENSION OVER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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1 Million followers(bots) and the chain hasn’t even launched
Higher
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Berachain lore is unmatched
Chain hasn’t even launched yet and Mfs are getting eco protocols tattooed on them
Peak Degen shit
Im not irresponsibly long enough.
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I wish you guys understood how retarded you have to be to not sell a single bera from inception.
& then u wonder why this community has the perfect balance of chads/nerds.
0.069eth -> bagillion Eth
50bn
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Imagine thinking the most cult like autistic community jeets their bera airdrop at launch
After the Bera cabal has been shoving 50b down your throats for weeks
Weak hands are not allowed in the Bera Brigade
Don't be afraid to dream a bit bigger, darling
0.1T
#ripJeetDaBera
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I know I’m biased AF on ohm… but
Did any of my ohm neutral followers watch Jordi Alexandre struggle to describe what ohm was….. pretty much zero deep dive and extreme surface level knowledge…top kek
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We simply climb the wall
Fuck the jeets and soys
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Ok now that the soys have cried, fudded and dumped $plug
Its time to pump this vapid shitcoin
Higher
42m
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nothing makes me laff more than when a VC turns down a certain project seed, argues with their autistic cult on twatter, dumps their jpegs..... only to buy back in at higher prices later on
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Berachain community is so diverse
Giga brains, left curvers, schizos, CT influenzas, obnoxious twitter personas, builders, Nft rerards and mentally ill alts.
Sometimes heads clash and theres chaos.
But it’s all love at the end of the day,
All my buffalos want rich
🐻⛓️
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Ohm is a Ponzi, you pay a premium of $500 for a token that is backed by $20. If you supply liquidity, you can buy it for $480 a week later. If no one sells, the price goes up. If everyone sells, the ponzi blows up. Very similar to how the Fed works.
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Its 2025
Btc & Eth are making new highs
Bong Bears last sale price was 500eth
Berachain finally launched, 10 fig TVL, 5 billion market cap
FXS is a top 25 coin by mkt cap
Ohm is thriving
Smoove is fuck you rich agane
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Cant believe i met
@nikkibenz
at moombas tonight
#iloveyouuuuu
#benzmafia
#chyeuh
❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭🙈
http://t.co/xC5lVrXqBn
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BUT it's never over.
Worse thing you can do is leave.
Learn from your mistakes, journal the process, understand what made you take the actions you did.
Reset, clear your mind & come back hungrier.
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bruh, the more I dig into the mechanics and numbers behind Berachain the more I realize...we are not bullish enough.
The flywheel is gunna melt faces
higher
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Ok now that the soys have cried, fudded and dumped $plug
Its time to pump this vapid shitcoin
Higher
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Bm
Twitter algorithm likes me
I know my audience
Retards wif beras
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Crypto is fun
One day ur looking at RS6 and RS7's
Then the next day you cant afford rent
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Would be pretty funny if.......
@OlympusDAO
stake in
@berachain
becomes more valuable in USD than its whole treasury........
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Ppl seething at the Bera community vibes...
They gunna be on suicide watch when the chain goes live.
(which is never btw if you even care)
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You have been warned. Sell while u still can.
No fundamentals, no treasury, no game.
NOTHING.
FUCKING ZERO.
$Rome
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🚨 new 3,3 lambo calculator just dropped 🚨
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Account was restricted because I told too many people to kill themselves
Kys twitter
We back
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Let’s be real
The easiest bera eco trade was honeycombs
Majin fadin jani
Couldn’t be mi
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The classic CT influencoooooor trying to pump his bags that he was an insider on.
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Yo how the fuck do I have 1000 followers, you guys realize i'm literally this right....
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do I need to make more shrigmas to make ohm price go up agane ?
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Just hit 300lbs on my bench after years of training
LFGGGGGGG
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My dog just yeeted my door brah
and now the mf wont stop looking at me like this
wtf help
@eatsleepyeet
@lordpemby
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You think Berachain isn't gunna absolutely do numbers compared to most of these chains with 0 culture, and community ?
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I’ve been a day 1 Bera autist
Yet I have no berachain merch
Criminal.
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO.
$100M Cross Chain Incentive Program
OIP-45: Proteus
Summary: I propose we rapidly bootstrap liquidity on other chains with 120k OHM (~$100m) through a cross-chain incentives program once gOHM is live next week.
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The masculine urge to buy more bera jpegs even tho ur bags are packed to the fucking tits
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🚨 SPECULATION ALERT 🚨
let's say Bera NFT's get a 5% airdrop of $BERA supply.
$71,932,481 Total mcap of Bera NFT's
=
$1,438,649,620 mcap of BERACHAIN
HIGHER
50Bn
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14/03/2023 225lbs
🔜
23/08/2023 195lbs
Didn’t lie when I said I was gunna lean bros
Yoga 5x a week every morning
Hiit x2 a week
Hockey 2-3x a week
Gym 4-5x a week
Healthy diet in caloric deficit
No drinking
Safe to say Smoove gunna be healthy and LEAN this summer bros
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Never in a million years would I think id be in this position. Forever grateful of all the ohmies and frens i’ve made along the way.
Ive found purpose through defi, there is nothing else I rather be doing right now.
This shit is awesome, and so is everyone in this space♎️❤️🔥
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You nerds gotta stop spam checking the charts and go enjoy life a little
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Went to the Audi dealership today
18-24 month wait for an rs6 and rs7
I thought supply chain issues were over
Wtf
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Just listened to the “Stoney” album by Post Malone and immediately brought me back to 2018, a 22 year old Smoove
Lost everything in the crypto crash, post break up, lost in life/uni, depressed, just a total mess.
And made me reflect to where i’m at today.
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been a fkn tough year so far, my mentals are fried.
But we keep on pushing & learning
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What if I told you there was a new layer one launching on Monday with under 1,000 unique active holders.
What if I told you it had 9 figures of committed TVL on launch.
What if the only way to buy in was holding animal NFTs.
Imagine the smell
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Low key loving the shit talk between houses, gives me competitive vibes. competition always breeds excellence, let the games begin.
@romedaofinance
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A bear smoking a bong just sold for 30eth, pure autism & i love it.
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39 days till I visit Brazil and meet my gfs family
I am going to get robbed.
Gm.
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Ya boi weighed in at 199lbs this morning
First time in almost a decade to be sub 200
LFGG
Hit my goal weight of 205lbs bros
204.8 lbs (holding phone added extra 0.2)
Time to hit sub 200lbs
Lessss goh
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2/x
Create a community driven project with 0 VC's.
Thats it, thats the thread.
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Hey
@chrisdelia
remember when u said u would retweet ppl if they put peanut butter on their face ?well fuck you.
http://t.co/897MVKlxXy
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This is quite literally true
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Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens. – Epictetus
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I no longer flirt with girls, I troll them. What has crypto done to me
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