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@imagesaicouldnt How bout multimillionaire. How bout 8 inches and thicc. How bout talented. How bout loving and respectful. I lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile

el derecho internacional son los amigos que hacemos en el camino

My worldview is based on 5 very obscure books, none of which I've read.

"This is supposed to be an oversight hearing" -- Schiff helpfully ticks through all of the incriminating questions -- and there are many of them -- that Bondi refused to answer during today's hearing

Discovered I am the youngest person who works here—within the unc lies the nephew darling

breakup so bad I was tearing up to Believe by Cher in a club

Knocked the thyroids out that cracka lmaooo

While you may have been correct all along about Israel’s commitment to exterminating the population of Gaza, you were also someone I dislike due to petty political sectarianism, so in essence it was your fault that I had to oppose you

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The China “do nothing. win.” strategy is cooking like the ‘96 Bulls

I’m the opposite of a micro manager i’m a micro employee. I update my manager minute by minute what tf i’m working on. I hope it annoys her. Ur never gonna accuse me of slacking off. Here’s what i’m doing. Also: I love you

FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES Gary Larson 1985

chicago pope. lori lightfoot’s plans are mapped in decades

She wanted to be black and Bjork at the same time

music is the coolest thing to be obsessed with. books are second. movies a distant third. chess is fourth. mini-golf five. the devil is six. then god is seven. then god is seven. then god is seven. this monkey's gone to heaven. this monkey's gone to heaven.

December 17, 1988

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