I don’t speak German but I can if you like (but I actually do speak German)

croomf posted a selfie with a bogey and now they’re just oomf unfortunately

consciously deciding to never do this with anyone ever again

hello

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD ON THE TRAIN

jelly shouldn’t run IT SHOULD WOBBLE 😭😭😭

cried while eating a jacket potato yesterday lol

happy sunday 🫶🏼

Although he apologised with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half Chinese.

Catherine O’Hara 😭😭😭😭

isn’t it crazy that at Petone train station…. you actually can’t buy a train ticket? you either have to have a Snapper card, or you can pay with cash on the train so I ran in the rain to the nearest ATM but what about the people who that isn’t an option for? what do they do?

should I re-read Twilight?

I’m surprised the Eras Tour wasn’t meant to be 156 shows because 13x12=156

hello (ignore the dog toys)

just realised I still had my first boyfriend (my great great ex boyfriend) in my Air BnB profile picture

dreamt about a guy I haven’t spoken to in 3 years :/ :/ :/

fainting lowkey sooooo embarrassing lmao like where did I go

travelling to the other side of the world tomorrow (going home for a bit 🥝)

same tbh

this being my most-liked tweet ever 😭😭

wearing grey sweatpants in public and someone just looked directly at my crotch and then straight into my eyes