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Officially 2:10 (3:07:07 - 3:09:27) for John Lynch to get from press box to sideline. Historic time.
@Statholesports
Can I get an official stat hole sports time on how long it took John Lynch to get from the booth to the field. He watched the replay of the incomplete schultz catch from the booth and was on the field before the official ruling was given
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Gabe Davis is in PEAK fantasy football "Troll of the Year form"
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NFL PAT average this year is 94.6%. Chances of missing four in a row: .0008%.
125,000:1
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@justnfields
You left this city literally as the most beloved Bear QB. Go kill it in Pittsburgh kid.
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I cried a little bit making this graph but it had to be done.
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Total seconds losing in all games lost for 3-loss NFL teams (not to single anyone out).
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How much better is Joey Chestnut at eating hot dogs?
This big.
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This is awesome news but please make sure the poles in the parking lot are clearly visible
Excited to announce this week's guest picker: Pardon My Take and JMU's very own
@PFTCommenter
👏
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NFL script writers must be taking holiday vacation and reusing material the past two games. I won't hear otherwise.
"Let's go boring as shit 13-3 game and two touchdowns to win at the end"
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Quick look at average player weight for each team per
@PardonMyTake
discussion. Looks like the Giants ate their Thanksgiving sorrows away.
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT.
I am bringing my sports humor blogging to Barstool Sports and will be assisting the
@PardonMyTake
boys with funny stats! Absolutely surreal.
Intro article below. LET'S RIDE!
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Will today be the day Jakobi Meyers goes all the way?
No WR that never caught a touchdown has been blue balled like Jakobi. Not even close.
#SadStats
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@WhiteHouse
Impressive work. The Jacksonville Jaguars deserve similar credit. 3 wins this year. No one was even close to that growth:
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Since no good data exists on true pass distance (as the crow flies) I've crunched the forensics and can conclude for posterity that Nick Mullins' INT went 2.5 footballs (27.5 inches) long.
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*chanting* Nobody circles the "let's just run it again" play like the Buffalo Bills...
... 2021 opponents:
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OMG IT HAPPENED
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Your all-time NFL 12-4 Team Point Differential Graph:
- 2022 49ers: +148
- 2022 Cowboys: +145
- 2022 Bills (if they lose tonight): +157 minus whatever they lose by
- 2022 Vikings: -19
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Completed my assignment
@BarstoolBigCat
. Take a bow. You nailed it:
Jalen Hurts is your leader through 6 holes in passes thrown out of bounds. Mahomes and Goff only two strokes behind:
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@PFTCommenter
@PardonMyTake
Hank and Beyonce on the wood this season:
" ...some people refuse to admit it but it's absolutely visible from federal waterway"
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I found 24 instances since 1999 when a team was down exactly 8 in final 3 minutes on 4th down at the opp 10 or closer. Here's the play type break down:
- 19 passes
- 5 rushes
- 0 field goals (well not anymore)
#Raiders
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After controlling for field position and game script, here is the average YPC for all starting RBs from 2009-1018 compared to backup RBs in the NFL on 1st and 10 consisting of over 64K occurrences:
Starters: 4.654 YPC
Backups: 4.553 YPC
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OK fixed. Longest drives since 1999 with no points scored on drive. Great job by Keenen Allen today for stretching the ball just far enough to make history.
#SadStats
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Since Madden ratings are the player's analytics - here's every running back with a Madden rating of 90 or higher since 2013. Super Bowl winners highlighted.
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No WR in the last decade has been the
#1
player in fantasy according to my old / new fantasy football WAR model. Who knows, maybe Jerry Rice was back in the day. All I know this.
15 weeks in the books. The Kupp is in the house:
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Couldn't resist this
@PardonMyTake
inspired breakdown.
Sorry
@blakegriffin23
but there are 85 players with 6 or more career "Williams'" teammates. Here is the top of the list of anyone w 8+ and you. Good luck reading any of the names.
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2021 Fantasy Football Wins Above Replacement Final Results:
Cooper Kupp broke the 4 WAR barrier (4.033). Not even Alvin Kamara broke into the 4's in 2020. This is some Roger Bannister type shit.
So much offseason content with
@FantasyPts
to come:
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"Stars" Elliot, Barkley, DJ, Gurley, CMC, Conner, Kamara and Melvin vs. their backups in 2018:
1st down:
"Stars": 4.468 YPC
Backups: 4.431 YPC
2nd down
"Stars": 4.309 YPC
Backups: 4.278 YPC
3rd down
"Stars": 4.332 YPC
Backups: 4.370 YPC
@friscojosh
@ericsports
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Not the first time he's been in the driver's seat
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BREAKING per source: Patrick Cantlay has just now pulled out of the Augusta parking lot and is heading home from the Masters.
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Please embed this tweet to anyone asking if the Minnesota Vikings are the worst 12-4 NFL team ever:
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Refer to this official NFL Downagami chart if you think your cluster of a team might have unlocked a new down and distance.
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Zach Wilson with 231 total passing yards the past two weeks and two wins. Last time a quarterback was more efficient with his passing effort in two consecutive wins was Tua in 2020 (Weeks 15/16) with 206 total yards.
Work smarter, not harder.
#TuAnon
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Crazy stat I found that I haven't seen posted.
The last time a team started a game with 7 TDs was in Week 11 of 2007. It was also a Bills / Patriots game.
Took 15 years to get revenge, but the 2021 Bills circled the wagons:
#billsmafia
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How did Silicon Valley Bank fail? I ask the CEO in this exclusive:
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OK Jakobi Meyers truther fan club. Get the Capri Sun's out and ice cream money for after the game. It's time to cheer on our boy!
Jakobi is +210 to score a touchdown and end this nonsense.
#LetsGoJakobi
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High schoolers watching Russell Wilson with their first grader siblings on Nickelodeon.
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@SharpFootball
Maybe someone forgot to tell the 258M QB to not sucker shove a d lineman??? Did I see that wrong?
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Justin Fields has the injury designation of an '04 Civic on a cold January morning.
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29 incomplete passes so far tonight. If Baker and Ben pull real deep, I think they can top the season record of 38 for a game this year (Week 6: MIN vs CAR).
Let's go incompletes!!
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How are we feeling "Minnesota Vikings aren't frauds" crowd?
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🚨Week 2 NFL Sad Stats🚨
FYI - I put a CRAP TON of work into these sad stats blogs. Show me some support if you enjoy them!
Like. Share. Follow. Help Sad Stats readers wallow.
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From my March Sadness blog. Longest time between 2-pt shot attempts in the tourney. FDU was the smallest of any team. Purdue had 7'4" Zach TreEdey. Drought ended on a missed layup with :12 in game.
What on earth?
ps. I have no idea how Radford/Tarleton snuck into my data
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Another
@BarstoolBigCat
inspired deep dive. This week on the saddest field goal attempts.
While Dan Campbell trotted the FG team out down 27-0 Sunday, he's got nothing on the sad FG goat: Mike Nolan who holds both the gold AND the silver sad medals since 1999:
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@JayCuda
lost in this is the fact that Dr. Jon knew what he was doing giving the wrong number
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Does the Under line hit when the Patriots play in "must win" games?
My latest forensic analytics investigation:
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Prime Time FG over 3.5 prop has been hot since Week 4 as studied by
@PFTCommenter
.
20 overs, 10 unders.
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@PardonMyTake
@PFTCommenter
The NFC is 3/4 in SB wins when Punx Phil predicts an early spring and AFC is 7/10 when he predicts long winter. Phil predicted early spring. BET THE GROUNDHOG
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@RGIII
I know you're lacking sleep my man but the League leading rushing Chicago Bears would like a word
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Can you help Hank find his lottery ball winner? Gotta be in here somewhere...
(shoutout
@PMTsportsbiz
for supplying the data)
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Last night the Arizona Cardinals impressed with the third longest game NOT winning drive since my data goes back (1999):
#SadStats
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@heathcummingssr
Counter point:
Career Passing Y/A:
Lamar: 7.7
CMC: 25
Career QB Rating:
Lamar: 101.7
CMC: 135.4
#checkmate
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🚨Northwestern/Iowa "Will this game score the most points in Wrigley Field in 2023?" Update Thread🚨
O/U: 31.5
-Points = 0
-Rank = 82
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@PFTCommenter
Watching Steelers Panthers. Should be a close one and I don't expect either team to mop the floor on their opponent if they put CAR PIT in the stadium.
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@SGAxNIKOLAIx661
@bball_ref
Perhaps I can be of some assistance. Wasn't even that long ago. Nov 10 2023 (Wemby, ANT, KAT)
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Doing NBA research. So far I've discovered the league-wide shot heatmap is just a sweater with a meatball stain on the gut with a little snot on the left sleeve.
#Relateable
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