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Sports Humor Blogger @barstoolsports Secret stat spy for @PardonMyTake Fantasy Football WAR Weekly Substack: https://t.co/aQyt9ywgVg

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Stathole
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Heat map location of every offensive rebound in college basketball ever
@PFTCommenter
PFT Commenter
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This might be a top 10 missed dunk of alltime
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Stathole
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Stafford may have just relapsed after tasting the first int.
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Stathole
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Matt Stafford throws an interception right after setting record for most TDs without one.
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Stathole
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Matt Stafford throws an interception right after setting record for most TDs without one.
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Stathole
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Why did he try to cut it back inside??
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@schwartzsteins
Sam Schwartzstein
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7 POINTS IS MORE THAN 3 POINTS DRIVING 100 YARDS IS HARDER THAN 75 YARDS
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Stathole
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What a call.
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@HaydenB_25
Hayden Bannick
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Coastal Carolina halftime entertainment: Revolutionary War Reenactment Coastal does whatever they want and it’s awesome.
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Stathole
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Turns out the Chicago Bears were fraudulent frauds. It was fun watching them eek out wins, but this team is officially for real. Ben Johnson is an absolute wizard. https://t.co/N3HEriH3So
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Icon Sportswire. Getty Images.The fun fraud bit is over. This 2025 Chicago Bears team is real and they're spectacular. Having a -3 point differential and an 8-3 record is not what you'd call convin...
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Stathole
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Frank Ragnow showing up to work ready to go not knowing his hamstring fell off the bone is the most offensive lineman thing ever
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Detroit Lions
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Statement from the Detroit Lions
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Stathole
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I've seen more more enough. It's definitely Julian Sayin
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Stathole
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I've seen more enough. Maybe it's definitely Mendoza
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GasMoneyBob
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I think it would be safe for this Bears team to do their own version of the Super Bowl Shuffle?
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@EddieBarstool
Eddie
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I am now a believer in the Chicago Bears What a damn win
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Stathole
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This is actually a really good point.
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Philip G OFD
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@Statholesports Don’t you dare. The second you do the juju shifts. It’s the double reverse jinx and it would be your fault. I don’t make the rules.
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Stathole
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Most team rushes post-merger in a game I have is 69 (1978 Chiefs). Bears have 46. That's a LOT of rushes Kansas City.
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Stathole
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Dagger! Great ball Caleb. Might need to retire the fun fraud files.
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Stathole
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Tush Push Turnover!!! (Maybe don't Google that)
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Stathole
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This is quickly turning into a better sad fan show than Thursday Night Miami/Baltimore.
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Stathole
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What was that pass? Just arm punt it least Jalen
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Stathole
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The Bears winning the offseason stocking up on interior OL could not be going more better. Just grown man football. Holy crap!
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Stathole
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PSA: Don't forget to cancel the free Peacock subscription
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Stathole
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One of my "surest thing" future bets this year was Ravens Chiefs Bills all make playoffs parlay.
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