Sir Castic Starmer
@StarmerKier
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Your next prime minister
Future prime minister
Joined April 2020
First big challenge of new track and trace system will be to locate Boris Johnson, last seen over 8 days ago. #WhereIsBoris
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Everytime I log on here it's all about Elon musk. I have enough. Goodbye twitter.
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Couldn't resist it. Here's our song about @MattHancock, a parody of our favourite @CeeLoGreen that we have titled "Yuck Foo! Hatt Mancock." Nothing personal. Felt like the responsible thing to do. 👉 https://t.co/ow1rB8WtKm
#ImACeleb #Dyslexia #Hattmancock
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Cost for one vial of insulin: 🇦🇺: $6.94 🇬🇧: $7.52 🇫🇷: $9.08 🇩🇪: $11 🇨🇦: $12 🇯🇵: $14.40 🇺🇸: $98.70 No one should be forced to take out their wallets for insulin – a life-saving drug that was invented nearly 100 years ago. It's time to end the greed of the pharmaceutical industry.
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Now that Donald Trump is a bonified loser and global laughing stock, @elonmusk, now is a good time to add him back on twitter.
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These official badges look stupid. Do they not have a test environment at twitter anymore?
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Seriously is Splat Mancock not supposed to be in work? WTF
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Get up. Go home. I'm opposed to what you're doing. Harsh but necessary words for my mother in law.
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To any Tories asking would things be better under labour? How could it not be better under labour?
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Where is Guy Fawkes when you need him?
💥Gavin Williamson investigated over abusive texts to ex-chief whip complaining about not being invited to Queen’s funeral. Rishi Sunak knew about “bullying & intimidating” behaviour when he made him minister. After @CatNeilan revealed abuse @Gabriel_Pogrund gets hold of texts.
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@darrengrimes_ Good luck in whatever you do next Darren. And forgive me for being impertinent, but have you considered doing something not driven by mindless hatred?
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I do wonder why Rishi couldn't beat Liz Truss last time around?
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Only the Tories could elect a billionaire PM during the cost of living crisis.
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The new PM on media policy: - OPPOSES "s40" - a measure to protect newspapers from SLAPPs & access to justice for the public - OPPOSED inquiry into press/police/Govt corruption Critical @RishiSunak changes course & stands up for the public https://t.co/xvza3Xxt22
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Only Boris can finally break the Tory Party. #bringbackboris
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Ok then. Bring back Boris. If the Tories are that bereft of leaders then bring him back and we will send him packing again.
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Oh my god. Peter Bone is ok TV talking about the vaccine again. I can't cope!! When can I be PM?
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