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if you are bullshitting or you have an agenda I will call your ass out.

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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
9 days
Holy shit @BizNasty2point0 . How many times does Tarnasky have to tell you he wasn’t a drunk before you stop asking him questions about his drunken days? .Not everybody is a degen.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
11 days
Hey @GuntherEagleman . Not only does 🇨🇦 hold your country’s econonomic nuts in our hands but we also have every country in the world lining up to pay us full price on our world class resources. As 47 BEGS US REPEATEDLY to join you. To rescue you. Like we always do.
@Globalstats11
Global Statistics
26 days
Top 20 Most Loved Countries in the World ❤️. 1. 🇨🇦 Canada.2. 🇳🇴 Norway.3. 🇸🇪 Sweden.4. 🇨🇭 Switzerland.5. 🇦🇺 Australia.6. 🇫🇮 Finland.7. 🇳🇿 New Zealand.8. 🇩🇰 Denmark.9. 🇳🇱 Netherlands.10. 🇧🇪 Belgium.11. 🇮🇪 Ireland.12. 🇦🇹 Austria.13. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom.14. 🇮🇹 Italy.15. 🇩🇪 Germany.16.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
12 days
What kind of fucking lunatic tries to get people to drink less water in the middle of July.
@jakeglmn
Jake Gilman
12 days
You've been lied to. Big Beverage wants you sick and tired. Debunking 9 hydration myths they planted in your head:. 1. Myth: Drink 8 glasses of water daily
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
19 days
Right @GuntherEagleman . Because nobody from Texas has ever said they hope California drops off into the ocean.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
19 days
Watching Darnell not understand the perils of giving an aging TJ Watt 40 M, is like watching a guy justify buying a new pairs of Jordans instead of buying groceries for his kids. ZERO ability to consider sound, longterm financial prudence. @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
19 days
Re: TJ Watt .Incredible to watch Darnell try to process anything beyond the immediate moment. Zero ability to extrapolate or look at the macro. Totally fixated on the immediate. ZERO understanding of asset mgmt. Might as well be 11 years old. @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
21 days
Holy shit @ReidWilkins Ask Manga the question. It’s a press conference not a talk show.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
22 days
JB, I was watching Shedeur throw the ball online. I also have a video of you when you played. I sent both to 13 high level coaches and asked them which qb they would rather have on their team, every one of them said Shedeur. LMAO . @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
22 days
Bouchard is number two on that roster. Anybody who excludes him is a fucking retard.
@NHL_Watcher
NHL Watcher
23 days
TSN put together their Team Canada 2026 Olympic roster. 🇨🇦
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
23 days
There is not a single person on the planet who would spend time with @TheRealCoach_JB over Shane Gillis. Not one. Bud Light could’ve had anybody and they chose him to change their image. He’s that powerful. YET another WIN for Shane and another loss for JB. @Darnell_Smith95
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
24 days
American Christianity at its finest on display. Good job @GuntherEagleman I’m sure God is really proud of you. But post a vid or you listening to praise music. That will make up for it. SMH.
@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eagleman™
24 days
Good riddance!
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
25 days
Hey @GuntherEagleman . Are we going to call in your loans and crash your economy or are we going to turn the taps off and crash your military, agricultural sector, energy sector. ps) tell Don to quit BEGGING us to join the US. He did it all day again yesterday. It’s pathetic.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
27 days
Translation 1:. “Holy shit, 🇨🇦 mind fucked Donald Trump so much he needs to to hide for a week.” . Someone must have told him that the US is fucked without Canada. Oh wait. He already knew that as he licked our boots BEGGING us to save the US by joining LMAO. @GuntherEagleman
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
27 days
Canada does not need the US for a thing. The US, however, is fucked without Canada. They can pay full price now. Or we will cut them off. Get your scooter ready .@GuntherEagleman.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
28 days
Watching Donald Trump pretend that the Canadiens don’t have his whole economy by the throat is incredible to witness. Imagine the pressure on him right now knowing that we CONTROL the American economy and there is not a single thing he can do about it. @GuntherEagleman.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
28 days
Pathetic low IQ dullard. Had his ass saved by Kawhi. Good riddance. Get us a real GM. One with an IQ over 56. Ujiri couldn’t run a 7-11. Ujiri was the wrong combo of dumb and arrogant. @Raptors #Raptors @shermanhamilton @BlakeMurphyODC @kianurse @LeoRautins
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
1 month
He won stand-up comedian of the year in 2019 you fucking low IQ retard. He’s also been named top five best comedians in the world you dullard. You LITERALLY got everything wrong. BAILEY KNOCKED YOUR ASS OUT you dumb dumb. Good job Bailey. You disciplined your SON JB well.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
1 month
Okay there @TimCPeel20 . Truth is Tim Peel called FLA to win the next three games after the Oil won game one . Hey @evanderkane @cmcdavid97 @knoblauchk remember that when Timmy is slobbing all over you. He called FLA in 5 AFTER GM 1. No disrespect to the great @jeremyroenick79
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
2 months
What planet are you two lunatics on? Deriding people for appreciating statistics in an unconventional QB competition? It’s interesting data. ps) if it was nothing to throw 3 YDs and no pix why didn’t everyone? . Jagoffs . @ByJasonLloyd @adamthebull.
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@SportsLectern
SportsGuru
2 months
Look at @HammerNation19 and @TonyGrossi giving Stefanski stink eye as he praises Shedeur Sanders. LMAO
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@ESPNCleveland
ESPN Cleveland
2 months
"He's in there early, he's getting his work done, he's working really, really hard. I like everything there is about Shedeur," - @Browns HC Kevin Stefanski on Shedeur Sanders.
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