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Sam Howat

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I like to run.

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Joined May 2008
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Bye Twitter. You were ok for a brief period of time.
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RT @bikehugger: A bit of dust got in my eye while watching this.
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RT @zeldman: Please make an app that blocks all blue checkmarked accounts. Thank you.
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Dad life is 👍
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That's right, spell check, I totally meant "meth head" not "meat head". Don't let spell check ruin your holiday cards!.
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The best perk of parenting a newborn is all the consistency in your day-to-day life.
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RT @adamgreattweet: For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because h….
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Telecom companies suck and will continue to suck as long as their version of "innovation" extends no further than buying up other telecom companies.
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RT @the_transit_guy: Jerry’s apartment hallway can’t exist. My entire childhood was a lie.
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LOL… so many conversations make sense now!
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RT @IAmMarkManson: We assume change has to be some grand and dramatic action. It doesn’t. Quitting alcohol will change your life more than….
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RT @brfootball: Can't hit it any better than that 📐. (via @MLS).
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RT @joshua_j123: The Kelly Rowland/Excel mystery has finally been resolved
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RT @jonst0kes: Dan Simmons predicted Twitter way back in 1989. The loss of memory & attention, the all-consuming obsession w/ politics, the….
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RT @Mariners: “Absolutely incredible finish in front of a sold-out crowd!”
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RT @nolanwpeterson: Wow. Just wow.
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3 years
30 minutes of rain and it’s smoke free again 😅
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