Soran Ismail
@Soranismail
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Done awardwinning Standup, tv & podcasts. Bachelor in medicine, masters in psychology. Licensed clinician. YNWA 🇸🇪
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Joined March 2009
Martinelli what a prat. Pushing a player off the pitch who might have a bad knee injury
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imagine Nunez was on the pitch when martinelli did that to bradley, would have healed generations
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Tonight was the first time that Liverpool haven't attempted a single shot on target in a Premier League match for nearly 16 years (March 2010). Here the their team in the last Premier League match that they failed to have one.
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That is shocking from Martinelli. Bradley clearly in pain. Didn’t need pushing off the pitch by Martinelli. Bradley now going off on a stretcher. Martinelli should feel ashamed of himself. #ARSLIV
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY LIKE WDYM THE BACKUP GOALIE’S PHYSICALLY HIDING FROM THE GAME AFTER WATCHING THEIR MAIN GOALIE LET 7 GOALS IN 😭😭😭😭😭
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Every single day there are multiple stories that would sink a presidency 15 years ago.
Tricia McLaughlin, the mouthpiece of DHS, posted a private jet photo to her Instagram. It was recently revealed that her husband’s company won a subcontract on a non-competed $220M contract from DHS, in a deal described by experts as “corrupt” and “worthy of an investigation.”
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Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?" ICE: "No! Back off! Now!" Doctor: "I'm a physician." ICE: "I don't care."
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Seems like it was just yesterday.
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Snow cover in Europe on January 5th, 2026 had the largest extent since January 2019
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They shot her in the face as masked men shouted contradictory orders at her. She died amongst the stuffed toys of her children. Now they burn her name and memory in the pyre of their lies by framing her as a trained domestic terrorist. This is what they will do to any of us.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
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I typically don't like to be alarmist but any student of history would tell you: all the lights are blinking scarlet red. I mean: - Massive military expansion: check (see below) - Annexation threats: check - Demonstrated willingness to use force unilaterally: check - New
"I have determined that, for the Good of our Country, especially in these very troubled and dangerous times, our Military Budget for the year 2027 should not be $1 Trillion Dollars, but rather $1.5 Trillion Dollars..." - President Donald J. Trump
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Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026 I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is
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“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” — Mark Twain
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He's a Liverpool player you fucking weird prick
Slot on Harvey Elliott: “If you want to ask about a Villa player, ask Unai Emery. Liverpool has no recall option."
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then call people slurs on the internet
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We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @CaseyNewton got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
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January 6th is crazy because we all watched it live and they’re still gaslighting us about whether it happened
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i ain’t reading all that im happy for u tho or sorry that happened
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