Allison📚🫖🍪✏️
@SomewhereApart
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I write. I like TV. she/her (The ko-fi link is a tip jar if you’re feeling generous)
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Joined September 2009
I think about Breaking In at least once a week these days
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the two stages of writing: wow, i wrote this? (impressed) wow, i wrote this? (dismay)
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Wish I could enjoy this but I've spent 20+ years in a Monday-Sunday industry, so the Sunday start makes my brain itch.
🚨: February 2026 is officially being dubbed a "Perfect Month" because there are four exact weeks that start on a Sunday and ends on a Saturday, fitting perfectly into four complete rows on a standard calendar. This hasn't happened since 2015, and won't again until 2037.
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Y'all remember the Christmas episode? What a time that was...
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I’ve seen people shamed on here for using “pretentious” words like foliage and complimentary. We ought to normalize having an interesting & expansive vocabulary. Don’t allow yourself to be bamboozled into speaking only in monosyllables for the sake of the illiterate.
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I find Gmail’s new “write this for me” feature deeply sinister. They’re trying to convince you that you are dumb and helpless. Don’t let them steal your ability to formulate thoughts and communicate. You were capable of writing an email in 2022 and you’re capable now.
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Brb gonna go watch this scene 5 more times
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Oh hi it’s me
no one talks about how full-time jobs quietly erase your hobbies
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That phone call to El last week had me down so bad I wrote 1700 words of a non-donut donut, but unfortunately it sucked bc I haven’t written anything in like a year lol So….good, I guess? lol
@SomewhereApart Lmao whoopsss What are your thoughts on the episodes you caught up on??
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I keep forgetting to watch SVU live on Thursdays. Caught up last night on the three eps I’d missed and now I’m behind again
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Literally me the whole Nutcracker season. lol Wear joggers to work, change into work pants in my office, change into joggers while I close out, get home, change into sweatpants. Rinse, repeat. I have lunch plans today and I’m like what do I…wear? Not joggers? In this weather?
Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.
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Obsessed with these round birbs
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Shipping for fun rather than endgame is the true path to inner peace
why are shippers more obsessed with endgames than actual shipping nowadays. do you guys rlly just ship something in hopes it becomes endgame rather than for fun
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Also am I the only one who spent several minutes staring at this photo trying to figure out Mariska’s coat? 😂
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But like what a photo, my goodness. 😍 They just keep getting hotter.
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Chris and Mariska are lookin fantastic but we’re still not crossing picket lines ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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More people voted in New York City’s election this year than they have in 50 years. That’s a win for democracy, and a testament to @ZohranKMamdani's inspiring campaign. Congratulations to the next mayor of the greatest city in the world. 🗽
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