Amie with an ie
@HeyAmie
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Mom, Runner, Singer, Reader, Writer, Farmer, Juggler, Sarcasm Extraordinaire
Fields of Green
Joined May 2009
Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.
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Some of you have never died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, and it shows.
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going on a walk alone with headphones has to be top 3 most peacetul feelings fr
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Kids today haven’t gotten to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face, and it shows.
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I miss elementary school because 20-30 people were forced to give me a Valentine.😌
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I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm… But when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket…
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My late cousin, who I adored and miss every day, once said to me: Never make fun of someone for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Eventually you reach an age where you don’t bounce back from shoveling.
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have you ever listened to a song 47 times in a row, and every time, you’re like, “wow, what a good song! i’m going to play it again.”
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I just want you all to know that tomorrow it's still January.
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if you release a Super Bowl commercial early, it is not a Super Bowl commercial
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Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?
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if we being honest cleaning is so therapeutic when you not forced to do it.
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i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am
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